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helix-rose · 5 days ago
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Just watch Jaws for the first time. I didn't plan it but today was the 50th anniversary of it coming out too. Anyways now I get why that music is scary.
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helix-rose · 9 days ago
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reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions
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helix-rose · 13 days ago
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It was probably funnier in my head
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helix-rose · 15 days ago
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If you feel scared remember you're brave enough already that you have several liters of hydrochloric acid inside you all the time and you aren't even freaking out
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helix-rose · 17 days ago
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Writer Issues
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Writers Corner for more writing memes.
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helix-rose · 17 days ago
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monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat
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helix-rose · 21 days ago
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i’m okay with change and i’m fine if things are no longer the same i embrace change
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helix-rose · 25 days ago
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1700 years of the Nicene Creed
I'm OBSESSED with the Council of Nicaea. It's spring of 325. Christianity has been legal for 12 years. Constantine wants a unified religion for the Empire but the church has already schismed three different ways in the 3 centuries since the death of Christ, and legalization ITSELF causes a schism. They don't even all agree that being a legal religion is good. Now they're schisming about the nature of Christ. He can't persecute them into agreeing and Lord knows he's tried.
So Constantine calls all the bishops to his fucking summer resort, on the imperial dime. 280-318 bishops are going to argue about if the Logos (Christ) was "eternally begotten" or the first creation of God. Santa Claus is going to punch Arius in the face for saying the Logos was created. While we're here, let's set a date for Easter, which we also never pinned down. And we have to decide if eunuchs can be ordained because EVERYTHING HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY.
I've been to church conferences. I lose it every time I think about this. Bishops coming into Nicaea tired from the road (travel's a curse). Rural bishops coming to the seat of power for the first time. There's one guy who doesn't understand Robert's Rules and another guy who won't stop bringing up points of order. Someone's sleeping through all the speeches; he's just happy to be on vacation at the emperor's summer resort. The decision made here will form the closest thing Christianity has to a universal declaration of faith for the next 1700 years and it's going to take THREE MONTHS and we have to do it again in 6 years
I'm fancasting my Nicaea movie as we speak
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helix-rose · 25 days ago
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Not me
using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
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helix-rose · 26 days ago
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Emergency numbers
When worried »»-----------► John 14
When you’ve sinned »»-----------► Psalm 51
When in danger »»-----------► Psalm 91
When lonely »»-----------► Psalm 23
When bitter/critical »»-----------► 1 Corinthians 5:13
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helix-rose · 26 days ago
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"hand slipped" (most beautiful drawing ever)
Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.
You stare up at them.
They blink.
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helix-rose · 30 days ago
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every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
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helix-rose · 1 month ago
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cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it
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helix-rose · 1 month ago
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Am I annoying? YES! And YOU probably are too! And that’s OKAY!! We can FORGIVE EACH OTHER!!!
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helix-rose · 1 month ago
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for my friend alice, her husband overdosed and they're at the ER. they're not christians and her husband is in critical condition. she's been through so much in only a few months, including losing her house, and she's terrified of losing her husband next
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helix-rose · 1 month ago
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helix-rose · 1 month ago
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pray for those who hate you
pray for those who mock you
pray for those who curse you
pray for those who belittle you
pray for those who laugh at you
pray for those who persecute you
pray for those who can't stand you
pray for those who would never pray for you.
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