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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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Hey guys it's summer solstice today so the days are only going to get shorter from now on, enjoy the sun while it last!

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˙spɹɐʇsɐq ʇᴉ ʇɐ dǝǝʞ ¿ʎǝ 'ɹǝƃuol ʇǝƃ ɐuuoƃ ʎllɐuᴉɟ ǝɹɐ sʎɐp oS ˙ʇunɔ ǝɥʇ 'ǝɔᴉʇslos ɹǝʇuᴉʍ s,ʇᴉ 'sǝʇɐɯ ʎO

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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

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IM the Motherflippin'

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

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the summoning

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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made this a transparent gif because im in love

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

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at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"