“They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs I’m the one who falls in love”
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I only use about 3% of toilet paper for wiping my ass, the rest is just for not getting shit on my hands.
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Never thought about it like that
Technically you are always starving to death, eating just resets the timer
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Control Alt Delete is the “I would like to speak to your manager” of computers
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I wanna see your tattoos
So if you have tattoos please send me a picture of them 😍
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