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By midmindsarts

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KFC Divorce (2007) dir. Gege Akutami

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Pastel Yumi, The Magic Idol (1986), Studio Pierrot

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"Naruto. There'll be plenty of hard...and painful...times ahead. Take care of yourself! Make sure to have dreams...and the confidence to make those dreams come true! So much! There's so, so much! There really is...so much more I want to tell you. I want to be with you longer. I love you..." - Kushina Uzumaki from Naruto 😭

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Madara Uchiha

Aight you hoes make room for the top Uchiha Daddy

It’s only one man that could take that position and that’s Great Daddy Indra

Understand that I’m being completely honest when I say I’m a thirsty hoe for all the Uchiha men

I’m definitely one when it comes to Madara “I’ll fade yo whole generation, don’t play with me.” Uchiha

Y’all know I can’t talk about Madara and not bring up this iconic fucking fight

Bitch I just wanna know what did they tell the different villages to get them to show up

Cause I swear on my grandma’s best wig I wouldn’t have showed up

What the fuck did they expect to happen

Like they really sent a bunch of no name ass niggas to fight the definition of an ass beating

They would’ve had to kill me for treason cause bitch I wouldn’t be able to do it

I would slap my momma dead in ha fucking mouth before I even think of raising a finger to fight his ass

Did they think they were going to win

Bitch Naruto’s ass ain’t that damn good at speeches

Y’all thought I was done with this fight huh

I can say this though, these niggas had hella heart

Because after the first couple of niggas got dropped I would’ve been gone

Like this nigga was flying through the air cutting niggas up

Bitch everybody was catching the fade

I wish I would’ve known when they was scheduling the fight so I could’ve sent my aint shit ex to get his cap peeled back

I just wanna know who deceived these poor souls

Bitch they didn’t know better

This fight will go down in history as the definition of “Everybody and they momma can catch these hands.”

This fight is an example of wanting all the smoke and it’s on sight when I see y’all niggas

Look at the fucking disrespect

I don’t care what anybody says my nigga Madara gave no fucks this entire fight

Ninjas must got some good ass benefits or something

Cause why would you send your husband or wife to go fight him

They wanted that damn insurance money

Y’all niggas can’t fool me I’m calling the damn IRS you sneaky bitches

But all jokes aside my nigga was cheated out of being the last villain of Naruto

Like I thought the show was over after his ass died, but outta nowhere here comes Kaguya’s blind ass making shit worse

I know ha ass ain’t blind but she looks blind to me, so the bitch is blind

You can’t tell me these two niggas didn’t feel some type of way about each other

Did y’all see how fucking sad Madara was when Harashima told his ass he’ll fight him later

That niggas whole face dropped to a frown

Like this nigga didn’t even want to fight a clone

He said fuck all that I wanna fight the real one

He really just took a seat and waited until that nigga was done fighting

Like he really waited patiently to give Harashima’s ass the hands

Am I the only one that would still let him hit even though he’s dead

I mean he doesn’t look rotten

And if he can still fade niggas left and right he can still lay the pipe down

I’m just wondering why none of the Uchiha women weren’t trying to jump on the dick

I would happily be his fucking housewife

But knowing me I would most likely be in some bullshit clan that’s not important

And we all know that the Uchihas weren’t fucking with anybody that wasn’t in the clan

So I guess I’ll just have to be his little side piece

I mean in my defense he is brought back all the way so at least I could ride an actual flesh dick🤷🏾‍♀️

You gotta think about the positives

I feel like I’m pointing out nothing but fighting, but in my defense all his fight scenes were phenomenal

I mean this nigga blocked his attack with a fucking fan

How would you feel if somebody blocked your punch with a damn fan

I know I’ll be ready to shoot after that

Cause apparently they ain’t no regular person and my hands ain’t gone cut it

I just wanna address this friendship again

After all that shit he put everybody through Hashirama was still willing to talk to him

He was able to admit that his way of getting peace was wrong

I mean it took him fucking forever but my nigga realized that he was wrong

I mean hell most villains never admit that shit

Hashirama even said that they were still cool after all that shit and Madara agreed before he died

I mean these niggas were from two separate clans that did nothing but fight and they were able to not only stop it but start up a whole village together

If the friendship isn’t like this I don’t want it

Just keep the fighting and killing each other out of it

Oh bitch the betrayal

I was feeling some type of way when he told Obito that he had something to do with Rin’s death

I was ready to throw hands with him after that

Like bitch he really loved Rin

I mean he did all this shit because of her death and come to find out it was all Madara’s plan

At least Obito was able to change before he died

In conclusion my nigga had the right idea he just went about it all wrong

I mean he wanted peace for the leaf village

My nigga just should have just thought his plan over before going through with it

But like I said at the end of the day he was able to realize that he was wrong

It’s also easy to forgive him when he’s sexy asf

I mean just look at his face, I can’t be mad at him

And that’s that folks

Yes I know I’ve been missing for a couple of days and I’m sorry for that

I had to move from one state to another and I’ve been pretty tired

But I mean other than that I’ve been good so expect some more posts soon

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D U R A R A R A ⛧

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M A K A •

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Kakashi is both the most serious dude in the world, yet also the most laid back goofy motherfucker ever

I fuckin love him so much

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No Face

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