hell-bound-hell-hound
hell-bound-hell-hound
Can i download the new update for my brain yet?
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 7 years ago
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bees?
people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 7 years ago
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you are my peach, you are my plum
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 7 years ago
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*seductively flips leg hair* 
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 7 years ago
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this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 8 years ago
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Now that smartphone are increasingly becoming waterproof, it won’t be long before we can start pushing people into pools again
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 8 years ago
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i havent seen some of these in any of the vine compilations ive watched so uhhh. here’s my own. 
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 8 years ago
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 8 years ago
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male country artists: i love my truck and my beers
female country artists: i am going to kill my husband
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 8 years ago
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i’m such an awful fucking idiot
i keep seeing McDonald’s being referred to as McA Nice’s, am utterly confused, wondered if the company as a whole has been rebranded. Googled McA Nice’s repeatedly, to no avail. Felt very confused
remembered I’ve used an extension to swap every instance of Donald Trump with A Nice Lime Green Ford Fiesta, and it’s fucking affected every fucking instance of McDonald’s too
fuck
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 8 years ago
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 8 years ago
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me: this bitch is ruining my life
friend: omg who??
me: it’s.. . me
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 8 years ago
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why cant we eat lava what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 8 years ago
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When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 8 years ago
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The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger
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hell-bound-hell-hound · 8 years ago
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A car where the seat is the gas pedal
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