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bees?

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

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you are my peach, you are my plum

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*seductively flips leg hair* 

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this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

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Now that smartphone are increasingly becoming waterproof, it won’t be long before we can start pushing people into pools again

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i havent seen some of these in any of the vine compilations ive watched so uhhh. here’s my own. 

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male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

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i’m such an awful fucking idiot

i keep seeing McDonald’s being referred to as McA Nice’s, am utterly confused, wondered if the company as a whole has been rebranded. Googled McA Nice’s repeatedly, to no avail. Felt very confused

remembered I’ve used an extension to swap every instance of Donald Trump with A Nice Lime Green Ford Fiesta, and it’s fucking affected every fucking instance of McDonald’s too

fuck

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me: this bitch is ruining my life

friend: omg who??

me: it’s.. . me

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why cant we eat lava what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

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When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

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The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger

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A car where the seat is the gas pedal