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unironically the only motivational poster that has ever worked for me
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I’ve never related to anything so strongly in life before as this meme.
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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear
the baffling papple:

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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal
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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done
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does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird
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“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow
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To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!
And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!
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I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!
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t-shirt that says i find victorian repression erotic
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While I'm posting stones, here are some river stones I crocheted jackets for, back in 2022.
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