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I tell a LOT of dad jokes but I'm a woman.

I guess that just makes me a faux pa.

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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

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🎙️ HELLO, DARLINGS! HELLO! It's my FIRST post on this WRETCHED platform that Vox has put together, oh its ABSOLUTELY horrendous, what an ATROCIOUS little thing, I LOVE it!

🎙️ I am ALESTRA, though I am SOMETIMES CALLED the Radio Demoness, but, oh, PISH, I'm more of a purveyor of talent, ENRICHED by entertainment, why, I just LOVE a good show, don't you, darling?

🎙️ SO good to meet all of you, DO tell me ALL about yourselves, won't you? Skippity hop, my dears! You mustn't keep the DEVIL waiting, OHOHOHO!

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SEND MY MUSE ANONS!!

Send them:

Questions about their relationships Invasive, uncomfortable personal questions Ask them about their childhood Throw random, weird thoughts at them Confess to them anything you want Ask them anything and everything

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RULES:

1. Don't be a JERK! Don't like, don't read!

2. This blog follows back from @hiss-and-vinegar

3. Alestra is a VERY polite sociopath, she struggles to care AT ALL about other people's issues and finds everything QUITE a riot, but if you're feeling blue, she'll try to cheer you up, except it's going to be in a way SHE finds acceptable.

4. This is not a FANON account, this is my OWN interpretation of what a woman Alastor would have been like. As such, I may write her quite a bit differently than what other people have intended. Inspired by Dolly, Mary Poppins and Cruella De Ville!

5. GROSS ANONS WILL BE DELETED.

6. IC ≠ OOC. Alestra is a cruel demon who acts in self interest, while being VERY manipulative. She's not ALL BAD, but she has VERY heartless moments, so please don't assume that just because SHE doesn't care, that I don't care. (SOOO many orphans...)