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does anyone want to join my dark ministry and plunge the world into chaos
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god everything sucks. i'm gonna kill [remembers suicidal thoughts are bad for me][remembers whose fault it all really is] my dad
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The hero didn't seem at all scared by the sharks in the vat of water I was dangling them over, so I am now taking suggestions for how to make sharks scarier
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I dont test on animals I only test on kidnapped humans
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15 year old monk whispering "do i lust for men?" and then flipping to a random page in the bible to see what it says = medieval equivalent of modern "am i gay quiz"
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i just saw a post that was like "i would cannibalize gods rotting corpse" and i can see and empathize with how you might write a poem on this website but truth be told if i saw gods rotting corpse i would go eww ewwwwwww ewwwwwww ew ew ew ew ew and honestly as an ex catholic i have seen it a lot and eaten it a lot and it was kinda nastyy in a bad way. i once got a lecture at school for chewing it with my mouth open.
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Autocorrect is one of the agonies
best by agonies
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Beset. Beset by agonies.
best by agonies
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Christian transphobia is so funny sometimes
Surely no one in the bible ever changes their name and identity to live a more fulfilling life
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"Pandemonium" always seemed excessive to me. Like. All of them?
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This is still my favorite thing ever
I may have, uh. Gone through your entire #religion tag? and wrote down a bunch of quotes from you to organize into something resembling a poem? because that’s clearly a very normal thing to do (/s)
I literally spent the entire day on this help
I have no intention of sharing it anywhere but I figured I might as well let you know if it’s something you’d be interested in seeing
Yes??? Definitely. Omg
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im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin
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