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Mm. Cave time. Stringu goes to follow the Green Path™ but is met with some surprisingly strong tugs to the wrist. Lu is not having this dank cave business. “Fine fine. Go wait in your chest. I’ll find him on my own.” The balloon makes an indignant squeak but releases her trainer and floats the heck out of that mess. Strings is now free to continue to the Green.

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Strings rolls her eyes and sets the paper down close to the door. She gives Lu a look and a shrug. “Sucks to be them. Guess they made the Sableye mad or something. Oh well. Come on Lu. We got a friendo to find~” She glances over her clothes for a moment then looks up at the second path. No cold today. She wander down the first path. >First Path

> First Path

The path behind the corner dips to an impossibly huge cavern. The ceiling is absolutely shrouded with shadows. There could be hundreds of ghosts lurking up there, and it would be impossible to tell. As massive as the room is, there only appears to be three paths here. A small tinge of green can be seen from the first path. A soft light and the quiet rush of water can be observed coming from the second path. Dusty wooden beams support the beginnings of a deep mineshaft that undoubtedly leads much further down in the cave. Where will you go? 

> First Path

> Second Path

> Third Path

> Turn Back

> Other?

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First day of con!

Lawrence from Boyfriend to Death 2

@gatobob is his creator!

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Day one of con with @abitscrewystein

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This Shit

THIS SHIT

P R E A C H

Yknow what really sucks? Liking an artist’s work, But reaaaally not liking the artist and their views. (Look out, Big Rant Below gjfdkngfdk)

I’m really into Lovecraftian horror and the Cthulhu Mythos and all that good shit, But Lovecraft himself? Absolutely the fuck not! Like…We all know the dude was painfully racist, Ok? Literally almost everybody knows. You aren’t saying anything groundbreaking, Bringing this up. This isn’t news to us, Or anyone who happens to research the guy. And it especially sucks being here on Tumblr.hell, Because at some point, You’re just bound to get some Discourse Mc.Nobody who wants to stir up shit and earn themselves brownie points by pointing out how Problematic the creator of something you take an interest in is (And like…What, Are we supporting the dude? No, He’s dead, He’s not getting any money or voice here, And fame doesn’t do ya much good when you’ve already passed on.) , And you just know that eventually they’re gonna reach for straws and label you a racist or homophobe by association or something like that. Just because I like Scary Stories about Big Mind-Breaking Monsters doesn’t mean that I’m being a ‘Racism Apologist’ or something. And this isn’t coming out of nowhere either, I’ve seen this shit go down on this website! People actually try to make that reach, That absolutely fucking absurd connection. Look, My good bitch, I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about what some pansy-ass dead xenophobic dude thought, The man was scared of The Welsh for fuck’s sake, I just like Horror! Does that make ME a xenophobe, Because I like the weird monstrosities and scenes that he happened to write about? No! It just means that I like some of those concepts! I’m here for the weird creatures and strange environments! In fact, That’s like…The number 1 reason anyone gets into those pieces of writing! We’re all here for the otherworldly shit, The detailed environments, The monsters and aliens and dimension-jumping demons! I don’t really see how you’re gonna try and make the connection between me liking something like the concept of Innsmouth’s fish-people (And honestly thinking they’re some pretty rad dudes who I would hang out with), And being an actual fucking racist/Supporting racism. How are you making that stretch??? And you just know that these are the same people who run to defend some of the absolute trite bullshit that J.K Rowling is spewing these days.

How is it that hard for people on this site in particular to grasp this? Liking someone’s art does NOT equal liking or supporting them as a person!

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I'm sorry. Did you mean every time Enoch speaks?

Sometimes you hear a sequence of super bassy low frequency sounds in a song, And you just

m e l t

And that’s how it be!

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SWEET LORD I FINISHED IT!

MUTANT HOROSCOPES FOR EVERYONE!

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Elton John on Freddie Mercury. 

(I’m posting this less to correct the timeline portrayed in Bohemian Rhapsody, which I mostly really enjoyed, than simply to share a beautiful story that shines light on who Freddie actually was, up to the very end, via twitter.)

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There are still good people in this world. If you can’t find one be one.

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hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

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What a beautiful wedding “What a beautiful wedding said a bridesmaid” to a waiter~

Thank you to everyone who attended me and Dan’s wedding! We had a great time, getting married in the Denny’s parking lot!

@biight @tender-squared @oddlyoglingowl @galactagoddess @mathonwys @mother-of-thots-returns @pickls-n-pinks @0nippstar0 @thatonejsabau @yes-i-have-too-many-fandoms @asklilsquare @gintsukii @astralaltruism @jsababominationau @just-humans-and-beats

(Hopefully I tagged everyone! If I didn’t tag you, and you’re in the picture, please tell me, and I’ll add you to the tags! If I got your name wrong, please tell me and I’ll fix it!)

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There is a specific and terrifying difference between “never were” monsters and “are not anymore” monsters

“The thing that was not a deer” implies a creature which mimics a deer but imperfectly and the details which are wrong are what makes it terrifying

“The thing that was not a deer anymore” on the other hand implies a thing that USED to be a deer before it was somehow mutated, possessed, parasitically controlled or reanimated improperly and what makes THAT terrifying is the details that are still right and recognizable poking out of all the wrong and horrible malformations.

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uwu

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yall cowards never even cared about vulpix until they were an ice type they used to be one of those that were by no means obscure but u never met anyone whos favorite was vulpix and now the alola form is everywhere but nobody cares about regular vulpix still nd thats just cowardice

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bastard pride flag! for when you are just an absolute fucking bastard

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I’m what the kids call ‘an atrocity to god’.

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@theoriginalsugardaddy

The true man penis