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Jおじちゃんいないとき

ボクはJおじちゃんの　びってるねどこを　センキョするです

I occupy uncle J's vittel box while he isn't here

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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finished watching a playthrough of secret of the mimic earlier today, fond of this creature

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your mimic is: baby

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Much needed rest

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its bad right now. here's a quick caedo

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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what am I supposed to do with the information about Edwin being the inventor of recycling in the FNAF universe honestly

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Pig Latin

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No context handing a Primarch a cat

I'm thinking about the freaks again,,, love those guys

Lion El'johnson: grabs it by the stomach and immediately tosses it to the ground. he knows it will be fine cause he's also a kitty

Fulgrim: if its a siamese, ragdoll or one of those expensive ones he'll start fawning over how gorgeous and elegant it is. other breeds he'll be very confused and a little intrigued. if it's a black cat he'll point at it and go "that's you" to ferrus manus

Perturabo: do not hand this man a cat he will hurt it!!!! on accident. and he'll be self loathing about the only thing he knows how to do is destroy until the end of time. and you're like yeah ok whatever but we gotta take that thang to the vet man

Jaghatai Khan: deeply amused, he thinks it's cute but will pass it back to you. unless it visibly has zoomies. "a fine warrior!" he will proclaim as it runs around

Leman Russ: dog person, doesn't like cats at all but he's experienced enough w animals to hold it properly. frowning so hard and puts it down quickly but gently

Rogal Dorn: he's holding it two handed like its a really big subway sandwich. very confused, just so baffled. if he let's it stay and it walks over his desk he talks to it very sternly about how that is Not appropriate behaviour. it does it again

Konrad Curze: DO NOT GIVE THIS MAN AN ANIMAL TO HOLD. he scares it away with his freak aura, for the best tbh

Sanguinius: curious but amused. the cat is going AT it trying to attack his wings but he's holding it very nicely I think sang loves animals

Ferrus Manus: annoyed I'm afraid. he's also worried he'll hurt it and passes it off to someone else. under no circumstances is that "someone else" someone from his legion, they cannot be trusted

Angron: another do not give this man an animal. its cute to him however ☝️ he is aware he might hurt it and is very quick to let it run off

Roboute Guilliman: confused but he's so tired everything is confusing him. he just treats it like another Thing to Handle and puts it on the stupid useless paperwork pile. if he ever locks back in to reality I think he'd find it very cute. it lives in his office now

Mortarion: annoyed. he doesn't like animals as much as plants but if it's a rarer breed of cat he'll quietly observe it like a bug for a little while. otherwise he's shoving it back to you immediately

Magnus: MAGNUS CAT DAD PROPAGANDA he has ten squillion cats in his library and this one is coming home with him too

Horus Lupercal: laughs, he thinks it's very amusing. handles it clumsily but he's doing his best

Lorgar Aurelian: extremely unfamiliar with animals, they're not allowed in the temple so he doesn't know what to do with it and hands it back to you

Vulkan: the best cat holder on this list. any confusion is not relevant he's holding that thang as if he personally gave birth to it

Corvus Corax: not interested and thinks it's weird you'd hand it to him, hands it back by the scruff of the neck

Alpharius/Omegon: kitty gets too confused and runs away

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微妙な距離感で寝る方々

They sleep at a proper distance

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rogal dorn being informed of the 3 little pigs story like it's a real thing real guys did and he gets so angry he pops 6 blood vessels

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So many weird plot things going on in Blue Prince can be explained with Simon Jones is a 14 year old boy prince. Why does he still sleep outside in the post game? 14 year old boy prince wants to. Lives off of a diet of immaculate dinners and random fruits he found that he puts salt on? 14 year old boy prince. Can't not play some hoops/lift weights whenever he sees the chance? 14 year old boy prince. He's just a lil guy

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rogal dorn being informed of the 3 little pigs story like it's a real thing real guys did and he gets so angry he pops 6 blood vessels

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Kofu in the box

ハコ入りこふちゃんでち

Kofu in the box

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commission from tww