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okay i'm working on it rn because fuck this update, apologies but i'm over here and i'm moving all memes there

would y'all hate me if i moved this blog to one of my old ones that i repurposed for a multi because this beta editor is horrendous

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would y'all hate me if i moved this blog to one of my old ones that i repurposed for a multi because this beta editor is horrendous

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remembering months ago there was this really solid theory that dove into biblical lore about how michael in the shadow of rose dlc was gonna be heisenberg and i was 100% on board and then the second michael tells rose to slow down, rest and be careful i knew it was ethan

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This is what happened in the DLC right?

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STUCK IN BACKWOODS HELL WITH @grimfate AKA ASHLEY J. WILLIAMS: '  i  grew  up  here,  'til  it  all  went  up  in  flames.  '  kelly,  from  ash.  we  love  decades  of  trauma!

❛  what  a  grade-a  piece  of  shit.  ❜          still  working  on  that  bedside  manner,  slowly  but  surely    —    and  even  if  she  had  it,  she  wouldn't  use  it  here.  to  anyone  on  the  outside,  kelly  is  being  harsh.  insensitive.  cruel,  even.  elk  grove  isn't  what  one  would  call  the  land  of  opportunity;  it's  a  rural  midwestern  town  stuck  three  decades  in  the  past  and  there's  a  sinking  sense  of  dread  the  longer  they  stay  there.  this  is  a  rare  moment  of  vulnerability  for  ash;    no  witty  one-liner,  no  overt  bravado  to  mask  anything  real.  any  other  person  would  try  to  comfort    —    any  other  person  wouldn't  understand  that's  not  what  he  needs  right  now.  harsh,  flat  tone  will  soften  to  something  a  little  more  palatable    —    conversational,  even    —    as  she  turns  her  gaze  up  to  him.          ❛  suddenly,  so  much  about  you  makes  sense.  ❜

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holy fucking shit I hate the beta editor so much

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“Hidey, fuckin’-ho, boys! Miss me?”

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on a real note, I've been using unsplash to get a lot of the photos I use in blog graphics; it's a great resource for HD photography that's copyright-free and I heavily recommend it ❤︎

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i'm going to continue messing around in photoshop and see if i can't make myself a better promo but please consider sending some memes my way ❤︎

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PHOEBE BRIDGERS LYRIC PROMPTS.

inspired from phoebe’s albums: punisher and stranger in the alps. as always, some triggering content may be present! change any pronouns to better suit your muse(s) needs!

why would somebody do this on purpose?

i wanted to go, but i didn’t.

we talk until we think we might just kill ourselves.

you were screamin’ at the evangelicals.

swore i could feel you through the walls.

i had to carry you.

i’m hungry for blood.

somebody better be dying.

now i can’t breathe, and i can’t sleep.

i feel something when i see you now.

anyway, don’t be a stranger.

i hate living by the hospital.

you must’ve been looking for me.

if it meant i would see you when i die.

all the skeletons you hide…

it must be something in the water.

will you have me, or watch me fall?

remember getting the truck fixed?

i know there’s something waiting for us.

i don’t know what i want.

baby, you’re a vampire.

i can’t open my mouth and forget how to talk.

always surprised by what i do for love.

we can be anything.

please don’t hold me to it.

i only went one time.

the end is here.

and what about the band?

show me yours, i’ll show you mine.

i know he needs you, you’re all that he sees.

be whatever you want.

i scared you in your house.

i want to live at the holiday inn.

i guess it’s too late to change it now.

i’m thinking out loud.

tell me what you’ll do, please.

one of your eyes is always half-shut.

i’m singing at a funeral tomorrow.

i’ve been talking to his dad, it makes me so sad…

somebody roll the windows down.

i’ve got a good feeling.

i would do anything for you.

i’ll be whatever you want.

i don’t need you to tell me what that means.

i asked him nicely once to pack his things and go.

something happened when you were a kid.

there’s a last time for everything.

i couldn’t take it any longer, and i lost control.

it’s amazing to me how much you can say.

i didn’t know you then and i’ll never understand.

do you feel ashamed?

i went with you up to the place you grew up in.

there’s something i’m supposed to say.

i swear i’m not angry, that’s just my face.

you, you must’ve been looking for me.

no, i’m not afraid of hard work.

you got me good; i knew you would.

you know the killer doesn’t understand.

man, i wish that i could say the same.

if i fix you, will you hate me?

i miss you like a little kid.

i could scream to drown you out.

next time i see you, you’ll show me.

he is a fine new addition, so young and so clean.

always have and i always will.

i’m at the movies, i don’t remember what i’m seeing.

i’m tired of trying to get in the house.

wouldn’t know where to start.

i want to believe.

i’m losing all my hair.

it’s a government drone or an alien spaceship.

everyone knows you’re the way to my heart.

i even scared myself by talking.

i’m on the outside looking through.

i’m standing too close.

sorry that it all went down like it did.

last night, i blacked out in my car.

i’m gonna kill you.

he came up through the water without a sound.

you get a few points for tryin’.

i can count on you to tell me the truth.

i’ve never seen you smiling so big.

he got me good, i knew he would.

i’m always pushing you away from me.

he missed my heart.

i grew up here, ‘til it all went up in flames.

i want to go home.

they dragged me off to jail, set a million dollar bail.

i will always be right here.

there’s no place like my room.

i don’t wanna be alone.

i wanted to see the world.

but i asked him one more time, this time pulled out my shiv.

was hoping you would let it go, and you did.

the drug stores are open all night.

no, it’s not important, they’re just pretty words, my dear.

that’s quite a list, but there’s one thing you missed.

it’s gonna be just like my recurring dream.

i’m a liar.

i get this feeling whenever i feel good.

i’ll stay out of my own hell.

for generations, they’ll romance us, make us more.

that’s just how i feel.

i buried a hatchet, it’s coming up lavender.

i turned around, there was nothing there.

from the window, it’s not a bad show.

not even the burnouts are out here anymore.

i hardly feel anything at all.

so i gotta go, i know, i know, i know.

you were still in the ambulance.

you always say that you’d prefer to drown.

i’m amazed that you’re alright.

when i’m lonely, that’s when i’ll burn it.

if you find me, will you know me?

they were screamin’ right back from what i remember.

i’ve been running around in circles.

i've been playing dead.

i’m sleeping in my bed again, and getting in my head.

they make you live in the past.

i can hardly feel anything.

i woke up in my childhood bed.

a feeling of relief came over my soul.

i want to know what would happen.

you’re gonna drown in your sleep for sure.

he never lies or picks up his phone.

you’re holding me like water in your hands.

baby, it’s halloween.

after a while you went quiet.

no, i’m not afraid to disappear.

you must’ve been looking for me.

i would give you the moon.

i have this dream where i’m screaming underwater.

they killed a fan down by the stadium.

i want to be wrong.

when i think too much about it i can’t breathe.

i can’t sleep and i miss your face.

they strapped me in the gurney, took me off to the infirmary.

i’ll find a new place to be from.

i hate you for what you did.

that makes me feel old.

he got me in the shins, and he got me in the arms.

i’m gonna chase it, i know, i know, i know.

all of our problems? i’m gonna solve 'em.

i’m stupid in love.

yeah, i guess the end is here.

i won’t be home with you tonight.

underneath her whimpering, i could hear the sirens sound.

fell on hard times a year ago.

sometimes i think i’m a killer.

we can be anything.

there is no distraction that can make me disappear.

i dreamt that he drowned.

when he gets older, he might be the one.

she can do anything she wants to.

plus, i’m pretty sure i’d miss you…

either way, we’re not alone.

you don’t have to know that it’s haunted.

you know i hate to be alone.

guess i lied.

wouldn’t know when to stop.

i think when you’re gone, it’s forever.

i’ll be glad that i made it out.

either i’m careless or i wanna get caught.

i hope you kiss my rotten head.

it’s 4 a.m. again.

we found our way out.

he missed my heart.

we have the same face.

hear so many stories of you at the bar…

all the bad dreams that you hide…

he’s half the man and you’re twice as tall.

i gotta go now, i know, i know, i know.

i don’t forgive you.

if i breathe you, will it kill me?

man, i hate this part of texas.

you know i’m never gonna let you have it.

and i changed my mind.

he might be the one.

it’s for the best.

you had to go, i know, i know, i know.

i’m too tired.

tell me what you wanna do to me.

i faked it every time.

you missed my heart.

oh, come on, man!

you were in a band when i was born.

i have everything i wanted.

i’m not gonna go down with my hometown in a tornado.

i don’t believe in that stuff anymore.

jesus christ, i’m so blue all the time.

saw him in the kitchen, hanging up the phone.

i feel something when i see you.

there’s nothing i can do.

i am sick of the chase.

you are somebody’s baby.

i hate your mom.

i got mean.

so long, prison boy!

it’ll be the last time.

i would do anything you want me to.

but right now, it feels good not to stand.

i love a good place to hide in plain sight.

i will try to drown you out.

take a dirty picture, babe.

it’s sad that his baby died.

i’m doing nothing.

hey, why do you sing with an english accent?

i get everything i want.

i look at the sky and i feel nothing.

when you touch down, i’ll be waving.

now i’m too tired to go to sleep.

i feel like i know you?

i hate it when she opens her mouth.

it’s just a matter of time before i’m hearing things.

call me when you land.

would you fuck this and let us fall?

they still got payphones…

you might be dying.

i’m a bad liar.

you wrote me a letter…

i’ve given all my love.

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RESIDENT EVIL 2, 2019

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reasons why my "not ship compatible" muses are not ship compatible:

rosemary, kim, tory: they are babies and are here for character development and arc/theme exploration. I will acknowledge canon romantic relationships in the baseline context of their media but nothing beyond that.

mother miranda: the only person she loves more than herself is her daughter, eva. her entire mission is resurrecting eva and teaching her to control and rule over the rest of humanity; I don't see her caring for or about romantic relationships.

nicholai ginovaef: he's stinky. also he just doesn't perceive people in that context. physical relationships, sure, but they're very one and done/not for the long haul. his primary motivation is money, and he does not see the value of having any type of amicable relationship beyond allyship, and even that's a stretch (and very temporary).

ethan winters: this could change in the future but right now, with his arcs in biohazard and village so focused on finding mia and then finding rose, and his motivations always being first and foremost his family, I don't see myself exploring romantic relationships with other muses where he is concerned. the entire reason he got dragged into bioterrorism hell was because of his connection to mia. additionally, rose is his world and she would not exist without mia.

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Tory’s demonstration at the All Valley.

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RESIDENT EVIL 8 VILLAGE: SHADOW OF ROSE

My gift to you is a promise. I’ll always be there for you. No matter what. I’ll be there every birthday to watch you blow out the candles on your cake. I’ll be there to make you breakfast and walk you to school every day. I’ll be there when you have a bad dream and sing to you until you fall back asleep. I’ll hug you tight when you’re troubled or worried and tell you that everything’s going to be all right. You are my precious Rose. 

Never forget that. Dad.

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RANDOM DIALOGUE PROMPTS 2.0

continuing from my original random dialogue series  ( 1.0 | 1.5 ),  i thought to create a brand new one for even more (random) situations! the following prompts are from a variety of public sources, as well as my own. as always, some triggering content may be present! change any pronouns to better suit your muse(s) needs!

thank you for agreeing to help.

sorry, it’s just that i get very nervous when someone else is driving.

i sense tension…

there’s a reason i keep this door closed.

i can’t believe you would do this to me!

there’s nothing reassuring about what you just said.

i thought we’d be safe here.

thanks for looking out for me.

i’m right here.

thinking about it makes me sick.

i’m not asking.

c’mon, i’ll drive you home.

there’s something i’ve been meaning to tell you.

hey, you owe me this favour.

i want to be there when you get what’s coming to you.

you’re too good for this world.

i’ll be okay, i’m always okay.

sorry about last night.

do you remember we used to do that in school?

i need your help.

you have no idea how much this means to me.

how long have you been standing there?

we have to stop meeting like this.

there’s someone in the house!

you’re beautiful.

very few people understand me, but you do.

i’m sorry.

get out of my way.

i saw it as clearly as i see you standing there now.

if you leave now, you lose everything.

please stop talking.

i make my goddamn choices myself, based on what i know.

don’t upset your father, not now.

you’re gonna get us killed someday.

i don’t feel good.

do you ever think we should just stop doing this?

i think you should stay the night.

who’s side are you on?

believe it or not, i am grateful.

i’m not supposed to talk to strangers.

you have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.

i don’t think this is a good idea.

you’re not dead yet.

i wish you told me sooner.

are you kidding me?

you must be mad, coming here like this.

i don’t know how i can repay you.

you embarrassed me this evening.

don’t act so surprised.

there’s something i need to get off my chest.

tell me what’s bothering you.

everything is always about you!

midnight, on the bridge. come alone.

you stand there and accuse me, but where were you at the time?

i knew you wouldn’t be able to see it through.

i need more time to think.

you need me.

i’ve forgotten what it’s like to feel young.

you’re okay, you’re okay.

i don’t remember my childhood.

if we both stick to the story, they can’t prove anything.

i’ve been checking you out.

you look tired.

this must be hard for you.

never underestimate me again.

you got a package for me?

i think you’re right.

my hands are clean in all of this.

we really need a better excuse to see each other.

i’m ready to try again.

where i go and what i do is none of your business!

i never thought i’d see you again.

my work is my life.

we never should’ve kissed—that was our first mistake.

i feel very alone.

you are loved, don’t ever forget that.

i’m not gonna make it.

i don’t think i could live alone again.

when i was younger, i saw something i shouldn’t have.

i don’t want to have a baby.

stay the night, you deserve the rest.

you look ridiculous in that thing.

quick, hide behind the sofa!

hurry! they’re pulling up in the driveway!

i haven’t had a good breakdown in months, perhaps i’m due.

you’re impossible to ignore.

if you get me his phone, i might reconsider.

i’m afraid you’d look at me differently, now that you know.

i can’t trust you anymore.

hope is a silent killer, one day you’ll find that out for yourself.

i miss moments like this more than anything.

you can’t keep treating me this way!

sorry, i haven’t checked my phone all day.

my head is killing me.

just do as i say, and no one gets hurt.

you woke me up.

i didn’t mean to make you upset.

i can’t believe you’re just gonna give up like that!

just breathe.

i’m in the mood for pizza, what do you think?

if this is going to work, you’re going to have to trust me.

i’m not a big fan of the dark.

i could kill you!

you should’ve listened to me.

there’s always going to be someone who wants to knock you down.

it’s not fair!

so you had a bad day, there’s always tomorrow.

be nice to me, it’s my birthday.

you didn’t have to walk me home.

i would appreciate it if we didn’t discuss personal matters right now.

there’s no need to be callous and cruel.

this is for your own good.

i could kiss you.

i’m in the middle of something, this better be urgent!

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TAGS: ZARINA KASSIR.