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Dropships wish they were as fly as me too

We're getting magical up in this shit. I'm smoking that Terminid egg zaza. This shit ain't nothing to me man. Hulk looked at me funny, now he's fuckin dead. I smoked a Tanks exhaust pipe, while it was still runnin. They call me Charger the way I'm extorting colonists for evac operations. I can't buy shit cuz I've smoked 13 super samples today. I don't give a shit. Got my DNA test back, turns out I was BORN in Malevelon. Shriekers wish they were as fly as me. My C-01 forms were filled out by Super Aphrodite herself. I don't need a fuckin hellpod, atmospheric entry don't mean nothing to me man. They call me Noah's Arc Thrower, way I threw that cow into a bug hole. I'm a one man TCS. Caught a broke Raider tryna steal my Super Credits, so I skinned his ass alive. AAAAAAAAAH.

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Holy shit.

This is a hulk

A beast of a war machine built by the automatons

It has machine guns, rocket barrage launchers, flame throwers and a saw for hands depending on the variations

Im going to shoot a paintball at its eyes

What is it gonna do?

Wipe it off with its saw blades and flamethrowers?

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I seen every war super earth ever been in, both galactic wars, as well as a secret third one, fuck man

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Correction: send it to me as an ask

Ooc: if yall have ideas for these things, PLEASE message me I am not creative enough for this to be a one person act

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Hotboxed the hellpod, clouds so insane they thought I was an ICBM when I popped out.

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I seen every war super earth ever been in, both galactic wars, as well as a secret third one, fuck man

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I seen every war super earth ever been in, both galactic wars, as well as a secret third one, fuck man

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Ooc: if yall have ideas for these things, PLEASE message me I am not creative enough for this to be a one person act

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That automoton factory vent got me screamin, cryin, pissin, shittin, shootin nades. SEAF artillery mini nuke ain't shit, I fired the whole damn gun at that titan. Hulk flamer juice got me acting erratical. I don't give a shit about any of this shit. General Brasch got me on speedial. Rover hit my helmet with a laser, I threw it back into orbit. This blue raspberry stim got me seeing shit. I'm on them Malevelon Manias. I tanked a rocket to the back, massaged that knot right out. Pelican-1 calls ME for extract. Stepped on a bug with my exosuit, last thing he saw was the price tag. I never missed a strategem input. Catch me up around that tesla tower, I got work to do. I jump out the destroyer instead of takin a hellpod, I'm claustrophobic as shit man. I'll fuckin kill you.

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I'm getting too much damn super credits, started using them as airburst ammo, spreading the wealth at supersonic speeds man

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Fuck weakpoints, I ate the whole cannon turret, ain't nothing

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Bile spewers make kickass libertea, just don't use cryo fluid, I'm still trippin

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I don't give a fuck if I'm bleeding out, I don't need blood to go Starship Troopers style on these fools

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I'm dropping so far into the front, no ships even been there yet, I'm just movin different man

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Paint rolling a bug patrol, shits intense, but it ain't nothing to me man

Scruffy just uploaded a Helldivers 2 theme cover in the splatoon style/soundfont. It seems like your thing. youtu.be/uXhS2zYvx2U

lol sure

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These stims'd eat a bile spitter alive, hell they already ate my cousin

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Left my armor in the Super Destroyer, now I gotta sleep in a charger corpse just to survive, thats how fucked up I been