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Welp. Rest in peace to my favorite enemy faction. Unfortunately, Democracy has no room for you bots.

For all of the asks I get on this account, the ones from the beginning of this month are rather heartbreaking in retrospect.

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i think this meme sums up helldivers pretty well

Propaganda?

You misunderstand.

Super Earth only disseminates information that is properly fact-checked by real Super Earth Patriots.

✅ TRUE

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Wink if there's a fire themed warbond in the works. I need to spread righteous fire.

There is a fire themed Warbond currently released…

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Admin your alter ego is at it again.

WHAT IS THIS

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Sir, I believe my democracy officer is secretly a bot sympathiser, who do I report them to?

The hot end of your favorite weapon, Helldiver.

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Command. Everytime I order a shipment of Uranium for the RND Department, it goes missing. The ships technician is getting very annoyed with me, and its not even my fault! Please fix it and send me some Uranium supplies. I need it for "fuel".

High Command has received many reports of this, especially from around the Omega Sector. We can assure all Helldivers that we will investigate everything but the kitchen sink to find where this Uranium has gone.

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Uh yes I would like to report to the higher ups that while I was on a mission a atomaton was following me around that SHOULDVE BEEN DEAD. It didn’t shoot me and every time I tried to kill it even with bombartment IT STILL FOLLOWED ME! It wasn’t until one of my teammates bombed it with their own ship that it finally died. Should I be concerned or am I now being haunted by robot ghosts now? And do I need to notify the general that they are now becoming spectators to haunt us in a Mental Warfare strategy?

-Sergeant C of the Princess of Justice

Sounds like a simple case of PCSD (Post-Creek Stress Disorder)

Head to your nearest medbay for your government-issued lobotomy procedure.

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To whatever super earth Representative responds to this,

I've been diving for a bit, and have been hearing the rumors that the bugs can fly now. Now obviously that's ridiculous. They're simply too big. But if it is true, why not investigate? It's important for Helldivers to know what possible threats they may encounter. So why not verify the rumors?

According to all known laws of aviation…

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WAIT WAIT WAIT doesnt the steeled veteran warbond make the helldiver a cyborg?

because of the robot arm?????

THATS TREASON!

The only thing more treasonous is questioning what Super Earth’s finest do to stay in the fight.

Your Democracy Officer has been informed of your thought crimes.

Best of luck.

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Just got the report from command about holding the front. What's this part at the end about getting lunchtime? Is it awarded after earning some rank?

Designated lunchtimes are offered as rewards, typically in single-minute increments.

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PATCH 01.000.300

Patch Notes

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Command, I'm having an issue with the new RL-77 Airburst Rocket Launcher's projectiles detonating early, with the rocket itself detonating while the launcher's operator is still in range. Is this a calibration issue, a tactical issue, or a manufacturing issue?

Skill issue.

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Well… that didn’t take long.

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⚠️ Outnumbered on the battlefield? 🧮

Remember Super Math!

Every Helldiver is an army of one.

So a squad of Helldivers is equivalent to FOUR armies.

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🚨 NEW MAJOR ORDER 🎖️

Helldivers, it's time to choose between liberating Choohe or Penta. Depending on your choice, you will receive either the MD-17 Anti-Tank Mines or the RL-77 Airburst Rocket Launcher.

(And you'll save the citizens. Don't forget the citizens.)

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🫡 DO YOUR PART 📢

Share some facts that you think are must-know for any and all Helldivers!

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Please share this to help spread democracy.