helleanorlance
helleanorlance
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New Englander. 29. We are all just skeletons in disguise.
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helleanorlance · 16 hours ago
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I got a gel manicure back in May and I’ve just been cutting my nails normally and letting the polish grow out because I can’t get it off myself and I don’t want to pay to go back and have them do it. So today some of the kids at camp told me they were going to do my nails tomorrow (it was NOT a question) and I was like “well this is the state of them” and they started just peeling the gel off my nails??? These children have no boundaries.
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helleanorlance · 16 hours ago
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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents
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helleanorlance · 2 days ago
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Today one of my kids asked me if I was a mom and when I said no she said “well are you at least married?” 😭😭😭
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helleanorlance · 2 days ago
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guys idk the air is slowly starting to smell a little…. salty? the door a little bit rusty? and i dont think i have never needed anything more?
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helleanorlance · 2 days ago
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hey slurt
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helleanorlance · 3 days ago
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this person on deuxmoi subreddit asking for tea on the marx brothers
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helleanorlance · 4 days ago
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Follow @importantcatpics for more Important Cat Pics!
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helleanorlance · 4 days ago
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Made a game for camp called “Is This a Berry?” It is exactly what it sounds like and I think it will probably be the hardest game so far outside of the one about old tech that was way too obscure for everybody even though it all seemed very normal to me
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helleanorlance · 4 days ago
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99% of alarm snoozers stop hitting snooze before reaching full restfulness. NEVER stop trying to get five to fifteen minute increments of sleep yhis next one will make you feel well rested in a way youve never been in your entire life i promise 🙏
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helleanorlance · 5 days ago
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compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet
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helleanorlance · 5 days ago
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Honestly the best thing about this summer camp job is that it keeps me so busy that it literally stops my mental illness. I live and breathe camp. It is all I think about from the moment I wake up until the moment I fall asleep, Monday-Friday. Sometimes I even have really beautifully mundane dreams about setting up the next days activities. And then the weekend comes and it all hits at once and it’s like Fuck!!!!
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helleanorlance · 5 days ago
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helleanorlance · 7 days ago
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Me: trying desperately to go to sleep because my body is still not used to waking up so early
My brain: I wonder if “corner store” is a common synonym for “convenience store” or if it’s a regionalism
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helleanorlance · 8 days ago
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Last weeks play came together sooooo easily. This one did not. But I think I managed to give all of the kids a decent part and include everything they wanted, which did include a 5’1” giant person-eating frog
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helleanorlance · 9 days ago
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Today one of the kids found some beetles and shouted “Look! The mama beetle is giving the baby beetle a ride on its back! It’s so cute!” And they were all going on and on about how cute it was and my friends: I do not think that’s what was happening.
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helleanorlance · 9 days ago
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when he says "warm touching warm... reaching out... touching me, touching you" in sweet caroline. that's some shit koko the gorilla would say in sign language
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helleanorlance · 10 days ago
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Also the game is called “Fun-fact or fiction” so it’s half true fun facts and half fake stuff (a combination of common misconceptions, stuff from myth busters, and shit I made up). So I just turned to my sister and said “Hey did you know—?” And then one of the fake ones and she said “yeah I didn’t know that but it makes sense”. And boy even at 30 years old it feels SO good to pull one over on your younger sibling.
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