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me, masturbating to the thought of us fucking? more likely than you’d think
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Pairing: Eddie/Reader
Summary: Eddie stays over at your place, and you help him with his hair.
Word count: 1.6k
Tags and warnings: Fluff, established relationship, no use of Y/N.
(Did I have any clue what I was doing when I wrote this? No. Does it make sense? Man, I hope so. Just wanted an excuse to write some fluffy Eddie while I'm working on a Caracalla request.)
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It's a funny sort of domestic routine you've both fallen into.
At this point, Eddie's probably staying at your place more than he is his own. He has his own drawer for his clothes in your bedroom, and his tapes and books are slowly starting to mix in with yours.
Neither of you have been able to brave the talk about moving in together just yet, but you're comfortable and happy with the way things are right now. Why try and fix what isn't broken, right?
You're curled up on the couch one evening with a handful of takeout menus in front of you, trying to decide what to order for dinner. You hear Eddie come out of the bathroom, a wall of steam flooding out behind him. His hair is a tangled, dripping mess hanging over his face as he tries to wrestle his still-wet ass back into his boxers, hopping precariously on one foot.
"Eddie, for Christ's sake," you say with a groan as you catch him from the corner of your eye.
Ever prepared for your boyfriend's antics, you take the pyjamas you'd laid out for him - an old band t-shirt and plaid bottoms - and toss them across the room.
"You're an angel. Thanks, baby," Eddie replies, letting his boxers drop to his ankles as he picks up the clothes laying on the ground.
You roll your eyes. He's gonna be the death of you.
He dresses himself, struggling to push his soaking wet hair out of his face as he heads for your bedroom.
"Do you have a comb or something I can borrow?" he calls. "Never mind, found your brush!"
You immediately scramble after him, snatching the brush out of his hand before he has a chance to put it anywhere near the bird's nest that sits on his head.
"Don't you dare," you grumble, setting it back on the dresser. "You'll break it."
Eddie pulls a face. "Well, what am I supposed to do? I don’t have anything with me," he says.
You grab the sleeve of his T-shirt in reply, pulling him with you as you find a towel and make your way back to the living room. You sit down on the couch, tossing a cushion on the floor in front of you.
"Sit there," you tell him.
He looks at you, confused, but does as you say, settling himself between your legs. You gather up sections of his hair with the towel, gently pressing it in an attempt to soak up some of the water.
"Y'know, it might be easier if you just let me run around outside and shake myself dry," he jokes.
"That's not a bad idea, actually," you reply with a mischievous smile. "I mean you eat and shed like a dog. Should probably make you sleep out there too."
Eddie turns to you, pretending to be offended, and you drop the damp towel over his face. With a strangled yelp, he snatches it away, glaring at you. Or tries to, at least. His hair is all over his face again. You can't help but laugh at him.
"You're so mean," he says, and you can hear the pretend pout in his voice.
You lift the towel again and continue where you left off.
"Oh, I am not," you reply, "Would I be doing this for you if I was so mean, huh?"
You run your fingers along his neck, pulling a laugh from him.
"Huh?" you insist, smiling.
"No, you wouldn't," Eddie relents grouchily. "Because you're perfect. Best thing that's ever happened to me. Happy now?"
He says it a silly, exaggerated voice, and yet you can't help the little breath that hitches in your throat.
"You mean that?" you ask quietly, dropping the pretence of arguing.
Eddie pushes his hair out of his eyes and leans his head back to look up at you, big brown eyes full of sincerity.
"'Course I do," he murmurs. "You are the best thing that's ever happened to me."
You lean down to press a kiss to his lips. He kisses you back, and you can feel him smiling against you.
"Except maybe my guitar," he mutters against your mouth, his soft smile quickly turning into a shit-eating grin.
You lightly smack his arm in reply. He just laughs.
"I can just leave you to do this yourself, y'know," you tell him, as if it wasn't your idea to begin with.
"Oh, that's fine," Eddie replies with a nonchalant shrug. "I can take care of it, no problem."
He starts slowly shaking his head back and forth, and your eyes widen.
"Eddie," you warn, "Don't you dare."
You shriek as Eddie violently shakes his head, sending water everywhere. You're off the couch in an instant, tackling him to the ground to make him stop.
"I take it back, you're worse than a dog," you scold.
Eddie doesn't say anything, just looking up at you from the floor.
"What?" you ask, a little nervously.
He always freaks you out when he goes quiet like that.
"Eddie," you try again, chewing at your bottom lip.
Eddie smiles up at you, a slow, lazy smile that brings out his dimples. He shakes his head.
"Nothing," he finally replies. "Just wondering how I got so damn lucky, that's all."
A blush creeps over your face at his words. How does he manage to be both a pain in the ass and the sweetest guy in the world at the same time? You tell him as much, and he dramatically clutches at his chest.
"I'm wounded," he says, straining his voice for effect.
He's a nuisance at the best of times, but you can't help the fondness you have for him. He makes you laugh until you're in tears, listens to you like you're the only person in the world that matters. Makes you feel safe, even at your worst. He's like no one you've ever met.
"Still with me, sweetheart?" he calls softly.
You nod, embarrassed that you were clearly caught staring. Eddie lets his hands wander to the hem of your shirt, tugging at the fabric gently.
"C'mere," he says, his tone uncharacteristically shy all of a sudden.
You frown at him, confused, until he reaches up, pressing his hand to the back of your neck and pulling you down to kiss him. It's soft and slow and everything Eddie lets himself be when he's around you.
You could easily let yourself stay there all night, wrapped up in his arms - if Eddie's hair wasn't currently leaving a slowly spreading puddle across the floor. You reluctantly pull away from him, pressing a little kiss to the tip of his nose as you sit up.
"Come on, get up," you say, as you manage to climb off him and back onto the couch. "I'm not done with you yet."
Eddie just blinks up at you. "I wasn't done with you," he grumbles, eventually dragging himself into a sitting position again.
You bite back a smile, refusing to take the bait as you continue where you left off. Once you're satisfied that you're no longer under threat of being soaked again, you drop the towel on the floor, focusing your efforts on trying to detangle the mess of hair in front of you. You begin prying his curls apart gently with your fingers, taking care to ease out the little knots so as not to hurt him.
Eddie tries to make an effort to look through the takeout menus you'd forgotten about, but after a while, his interest wanders as you work at his hair. He's clearly enjoying the attention, if the little hums escaping him are anything to go by.
“You doing okay down there?” you ask with a little laugh.
“Sweetheart, this is fuckin’ heaven, you know that?” he says lazily.
He sounds as though he’s about to fall asleep, and judging by the way his head is starting to droop, he probably is. You reach around to give him a soft tap on the cheek and he jerks upright again.
"Hey, sleepyhead, don't doze off on me. I'm almost done, okay?" you say gently.
He just grunts in response as he tries to rouse himself. You're not faring much better if you're honest - the repetitive motion of separating his curls, as well as Eddie's weight and warmth against you, is strangely soothing.
Eventually, you've done about as much as you can, and you gently shake Eddie by the shoulder. He lets out a very attractive snort as he jolts out of the doze he'd drifted into.
"All done," you tell him. "Well, it's the best I could do."
Eddie turns around, leaning his arms against your legs.
"What would I do without you?" he asks, smiling up at you.
You lightly squeeze his face between your hands.
"Do you really want me to answer that?" you ask in turn, your tone teasing.
Eddie laughs, gently pulling your hands away from his face to press a kiss to each of them.
"You're on menu duty until I get back, okay?" you tell him.
He gives you a little salute as you grab the towel from the floor and stand up, stretching your back out as you do. Eddie immediately dives for the couch as soon as you're up.
"Aw, babe, you kept my seat warm for me," he teases with a little grin.
You roll your eyes at him as you head to the bathroom. Eddie watches you go before focusing on the very important task you've set him.
“Eddie?" you shout from the bathroom, "Did you use all of my shampoo?!"
If the empty bottle in your hand wasn't proof enough, the loud thump as he falls off the couch in a frantic scramble to get out of your line of fire certainly is.

(banners by @ cafekitsune)
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ofc eddie munson would drink mountain dew out of a fucking goblet
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Eddie Munson x Reader blurb:
A very high conversation with our friend
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"It never stops, it goes on and on and on and on," Eddie lifts the joint up to his lips and takes a big pull, "in fact, it's growing and will never stop."
It's that part of springtime when things are waking up. The days are getting longer and warmer, but the cool night air takes a bite out of any bit of exposed skin. Even with the beer in your belly and the smoke in your lungs, you feel a shiver coming on.
"Yeah? Forever and ever? I don't think I like that, Ed, not even a little. It makes me feel like I might float away and never feel the solid ground under me again."
Your eyes are on the stars. They're bright tonight, and their gaze cuts through the cool night air like a knife. You can feel them watching you. Suddenly, the world is too small and everything else is too big.
You reach across the space between you and him to find his hand. Make sure he's real. It's easy enough to pretend you're looking for the joint and not any kind of physical connection to him.
"Yeah, well, like it or not Sweetheart, we're looking straight up into the Universe's open mouth."
"This makes me want to go dig a hole in the ground like one of those trapdoor spiders. It won't see me down there, nothing could. I'll just stay down there."
You don't realize you're shaking. It's from the cold, certainly, but you find your hand instinctively reach out for him again in need of reassurance. Confirmation that you're really still on the roof of the trailer.
"You don't have to do all that," Eddie tells you, running his thumb over your knuckles, "just close your eyes. It can't see you if you can't see it."
You laugh at the childlike logic but close them anyway.
"Ok, Ed, they're closed. Now what?"
"Now I can do this, because no one, not even you can see it, so it's not real."
You open your eyes when he kisses you, willing to risk the Universe's judgemental gaze to see him at this angle.
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It's really weird when you join a fandom during a peak because when more casual watchers disperse into other fandoms and/or lose interest in it, you really feel that loss.
Eddie Munson (and Stranger Things in general) was impossible to ignore when I joined the fandom in October 2022. It was everywhere. And because of that, it was easier to find a community because there were so many fans eager to create content.
But people move on and that community shifts and changes. Hyperfixations become less intense and that creative spark doesn't light as quickly as it once did. There is a sense of loss for something not tangible, a loss of people you may have only interacted with through a screen.
And if you're feeling that, you're not alone. It's more than just note count or comments or requests. Yes, those can be motivating, but it's the meaning behind those comments and requests. It's the community and sense of belonging.
The fandom isn't "dead." As long as there is one fan, there is a fandom. Maybe it's a little harder to find these days, maybe it's a little quieter than it was almost three years ago, but it's there. We breathe life into it with each fanfic, each gif set, each piece of fan art, and each time we support each other.
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You Really Got Me Now



pairing: eddie munson x fem!reader
word count: 5.2k words
description: your best friend and roommate eddie is pissing you off, per usual. his way of making you feel heard is not very conventional.
warnings: 18+ content, MDNI, no use of y/n, roommate au, lowkey pwp, best friend!eddie, reader and eddie are both in their 30s, a bit of force proximity, reader is awkward as fuck (she just like me), reader hasn't gotten dick lately, mentions of voyeurism (eddie and reader have listened to each other having sex), kind of dom!eddie, fingering, oral (f receiving), multiple orgasms, unprotected p in v, lots and lots of dirty talk, eddie cums in reader.... annoying ass neighbors?
authors note: yeah i don't know. i'm just horny for this man. all of the time. thanks to lindsey @amanitacowboy who CONSISTENTLY feeds into my delusions. love u.
how to help palestine ~ dividers by @cafekitsune
He pissed you off for the fourth time today.
You had spent most of your day doing yard work, trying to ensure the home you two shared did not look overgrown for your snooty neighbors. They already hated that there was an unmarried couple living next to them. Even worse they were not even a couple.
Eddie and you had been friends for over a decade. When you two could not find someone to settle down with once you both turned 30, you decided to rent a house together. You were sick of living at home with your parents and everyone else around you was in love. Steve had Kira, Robin had Vicki, and well… you had Eddie. Eddie had you. But not in a romantic sense.
That’s what you two told yourselves, at least.
Made crystal clear years ago, you and Eddie knew your friendship meant more than some knee jerk desires. You had kissed once, and you would be lying if you said you did not enjoy it. He was tentative, kissing you like he was trying to melt all your worries away. At the time, it was a desperate attempt to distract your mind from a shitty break up and Eddie had gotten a bit too high.
That next morning, you sat down with him and discussed boundaries. No kissing, no sex. That was the hard line, and for years, you two had kept that promise to yourselves.
There had been moments. An evening out with friends where you two would dance all night together and when you parted to go to your separate rooms, you would linger in the hallway just staring at each other. No one ever caved because you both knew you would regret it in the morning. Or the tense nights where one of you said something to rub the other person the wrong way. Sometimes it would turn into you two apologizing in the dimly lit kitchen, hugging and swaying near the flickering oven lightbulb.
Today was going to be one of those days for sure. Everything he did rubbed you the wrong way.
He had not done the dishes last night, deciding to stay up late and drink himself into a deep slumber. When you woke up, wrapped in your falling-apart-at-the-seams robe and saw the dishes, you wanted to throw an empty beer bottle at him. But you didn’t. You just did them and didn’t say a word.
Then there was leaving his wet clothes in the washing machine. The moment your nose got a whiff of the despicable scent of molding clothes, you slammed the top down and groaned his name. He was not even in the house, deciding as soon as he woke up that he needed to go get a pack of cigarettes from the gas station.
Then there was him being adamant about washing his van with the hose you were trying to use to water the dying plants in the flower beds surrounding your front door. You just grit your teeth, jerking your head into a nod when he asked for it.
Now here he is, making you mad again as you sweat all of your body weight over some weeds.
“I’m having some of the guys over tonight for some burgers-” “No.”
He narrows his eyes at you, swatting a gnat away from his face as you place your hands on your hips.
“Why not?”
You had a list. A big long list. The house was a disaster. The neighbors called a noise complaint last time. The grill needed propane.
This was the tipping point. “Eddie, I’m gonna fuckin’ kill you in our front yard,” You blow up, throwing off your gardening gloves, “You haven’t done shit for this house in months. I am like your own little personal housewife. I am the only person in this house that keeps it nice and clean. I haven’t had a night out in months because I am using my weekends to keep up with this shithole. I haven’t had a guy over in over a year, for fucks sake! No guy wants to fuck a girl who lives with a shitty roommate who can’t even clean. I need… I need your help.”
His demeanor shifts, his shoulders slumping a bit. You did not mean for the word vomit to come out like that. You sounded vicious, but all of it needed to come out at sometime.
“Sweetheart-” But you do not want his excuses. You wave him off, storming towards the front door and swinging open the glass door, letting it shut behind you. You needed cold A/C on your face. You were about to pass out from anger and heatstroke. Damn Indiana summers.
Eddie launches the door open, practically chasing you down to the kitchen. You stand under a vent, tilting your face directly towards the line of air.
“What do you need my help with?” He asks, a slight arrogance in his tone.
You don’t even look at him. You just hum as the cold air caresses your face. “The dishes. The laundry. Fuckin’ clean a toilet-”
“And what about guys not coming over?”
You finally tilt your head over at him, confused. “Huh?”
He looks at you with this fire in his eyes that you have almost never seen before. Maybe once or twice when one of his ex girlfriend’s said something based. He did not seem angry, per se, but he seemed agitated.
He crosses his arms over his chest, covering the Metallica logo on the front of his black tank top. His arms are toned and sprawling with randomly harsh lined tattoos. You had to thank Steve for the toned muscles as he was forcing Eddie to lift weights with him twice a week. You are definitely seeing the results.
“You said no guy wants to fuck a girl who lives with a shitty roommate,” He states plainly, leaning against the kitchen island, “How am I supposed to help you with that?”
It’s like he’s trying to hint at something. Eddie was notorious for not saying what he really wanted to say, just simply talking around the subject.
“Let me have a night off where I’m not cleaning up after you. Maybe I can bring a guy home.”
He cocks his head to the side, pursing his lips as his eyes take you in your sweaty clothing. You had sweat dripping into places you never knew you even had. You felt better being in the air conditioning, but that did not disguise the already stained areas of the front of your oversized t-shirt and biker shorts.
“You don’t need me to… do anything else?”
Will this be fifth time Eddie Munson pisses you off today?
“Say what you need to say, Munson,” You warn, annoyed by the creeping smile on his face.
You watch as he uncrosses his arms, leaning forward towards you. “Do you need me to fuck you, princess? Is that what this is?”
Your jaw hits the floor at his offer.
“What? H-how are you getting that from this-” “You just need a good fuck to release all this tension. It’s written all over you.”
He has never been this bold before. It’s blowing your mind. He has never propositioned sex to you, ever. Maybe jokingly. Wait, last week he did suggest it to get rid of your period cramps-
“You have to be kiddin’ me, Munson.”
He shakes his head, dipping his head down to meet your eyes, “I’m deadly serious, princess.”
“You’re just sayin’ this to piss me off even more-”
He presses his pointer finger to your lips, shushing you immediately, “All this talk and I’m not hearing a no.”
You swat his hand away, groaning in annoyance. You gave Eddie props, he was very convincing when he wanted to be. But you knew better.
But then again, it had been a year since a guy pleased you.
“Eddie, you know the promise we made all those years ago. No kissing. No sex,” You lean further away, your back arching over the counter. “You can’t just propose this because I am angry at you and want you to take some accountability.”
“I’m not proposing this because I wanna weasel my way out of trouble. I’m doing it because you have been so tense these last couple months, I feel like I am walking on eggshells,” He explains, tossing his hands in the air dramatically, “Just let me get it out of your system. I know it’s been a year or so.”
“How do you know?”
You were trying to find a way out. The deepest darkest secret you held in the very depths of your heart was that you did have feelings for Eddie. You have since high school. But Eddie was occupied in every place in life and you got the permanent label as friend before you even had a chance. He dated around and you were stuck secretly obsessing over him, which- whatever. It was fine.
All his passes at you were just normal at this point. You never gave them a second thought. You were idle in the idea that it was just jokes and that he never meant it. Even when he said he would give you head to make you feel better when the last guy you dated broke up with you. Or when he told you that he liked the way your hands felt pressed against his bare chest when you helped him apply sunscreen. Or when-
Wait... Did friends usually say that to each other?
“How do I know what?” He asks, his voice wavering a bit.
You huff, “How do you know it’s been a year?”
A mischievous smile spreads across his lips, “Because the last time I heard you through the wall moaning and begging, was about March of last year. It’s currently June.”
The heat rises back to your cheeks as you stare at him wide eyed. You did not realize he was even home when you last had someone over, let alone knew he heard it all.
“Eddie! You sick bastard! You listened?!”
You go to smack his chest but he snatches your hand away, the darkness in his eyes only hinting at his intentions.
“How can I not? You were so loud for that guy,” He almost looks jealous. Almost.
“I-“
“Just begging for him to let you cum. Did you, sweetheart? Did you cum for that slimeball?”
Your mouth opens slightly, realizing his hand is still wrapped around your wrist. No ease in the tension around it, just white-knuckling it.
“I don’t remember-“
“Those moans sounded too good to be true, princess. But what do I know,” He sits back against the counter again, pulling your body closer as he does, “You’ve never cum for me. Maybe you actually do sound like that.”
You really should not. You should just yank your arm away from him and mark this down as Eddie just being a perv again. But something inside you, the tension, the annoyance, the desire, is starting to burn a pit in your stomach.
“I can.”
He raises his eyebrows, pulling your wrist and hand up to his shoulder so you rest it there. You grip onto his bare shoulder, while his arm snakes around your waist.
“You can what?”
Your mouth goes dry, unsure if you can actually mutter the words. You usually had no filter with Eddie, but right now you felt like your voice completely cut out. He looks down at you, his head tilted in curiosity. “Say it, sweetheart. You can what?”
You grit your teeth, finally submitting.
“I could cum for you.”
He arrogantly smirks, his fingers sneaking up under your shirt, “Yeah, princess? You wanna cum for me?”
Coming from his lips, it’s like melted butter. It seems so natural, his voice dropping as he speaks such absurd things to you. You smack your lips together, almost like you are contemplating giving in. But your mind is already made up.
Before you can even give him a taste of his own medicine, your mind slips.
“If only you make me scream like those other girls.”
Fuck. Why did you say that?
His mouth only widens, shocked at the statement. “So you were listening to me, huh? You called me a sick bastard mere moments ago when you were doing the same thing!”
Your fingers pinch his earlobe, making him flinch a bit. “Eddie, you cannot help but be loud! Neither can they!”
Your defense is weak, but you try to sound convincing.
“Well they are screaming for a reason, sweetheart.”
You dismiss the comment for a minute, really trying to mull this idea over. Would this cost you his friendship? Was it all really worth it?
Your nails trail down and dig into his shoulder blade, warningly. “Do you seriously want to do this?”
He shrugs, casually, like this is the most normal conversation you two have ever had. “I’ve been trying to figure out a way to get you in my bed for years. Seems like I just gotta get you all angry and hot for you to even think about it.”
The revelation deflates you a bit. You mentally slap yourself, thinking back to all the times Eddie has offered you ‘time’ with him in bed. You always took his passes as jokes, because that’s just Eddie. He’s never been serious a day in his life.
You press your body into him more, your nose getting closer to his, “You’ve wanted this for years?”
He nudges your nose with his, playfully, “Don’t act all surprised.”
The tension is at an all time high. The moment your eyes drop to his lips, you cannot peel them away from them. You have been close to him like this before, but never with explicit intentions. Maybe just to tease him or pester him. One time to inspect a possible bug that flew into his eye.
Eddie was your friend. Best friend.
Why was he looking different?
He notes the way you are silent, observing the way his lips curl upward into a toothless grin.
He shifts down, capturing your lips in a hesitant kiss, testing the waters. When the softness of his lips makes impact on your slightly dry lips, you feel self-conscious for a beat.
That was until you felt Eddie’s other hand sneak around your waist and pull you even closer. It’s the quiet reassurance you did not even know you needed.
You lean into it, practically falling into his chest completely. The kiss only progresses from there. Your hand cradles his neck as his hands sneak down from your waist to your ass. You had seen Eddie kiss before, but having it be done to you is a completely different experience. He’s hungry for it, but he’s also so tender and calculated with the movements.
The groping turns into him leveraging you upward onto the countertop. He slots himself between your legs, feeling up your thighs as his tongue slips past your lips. He’s good at stimulating you in every way, your body riddled with goosebumps. You cannot help the groans leaving your throat.
“God, you’re so hot,” He grumbles between kisses. You giggle into his mouth which makes him shake his head and pull away.
You hold his face close to yours, smiling up at his lust-blown eyes. “Never thought I’d hear you say that. Well… in this situation at least.”
“Can you just shush and let me make you feel good?” His lips trail down from your cheek peppering wet kisses to your neck, “Lemme make it up to you, sweetheart. Been a bad friend. Bad roommate.”
You roll your eyes for two reasons. One, he’s a dork. Two, his lips feel way too good on your throat.
“Make it up to me by being a good lover.”
He barks a laugh, almost too loud for the joke. “Oh, you want me to make love to you?”
“Can you just keep kissin’-”
His lips touch your collarbones and suddenly your body stiffens. You look down at his sinful expression, his lips dragging lower over your chest. His hand returns to the hem of your shirt, slowly tugging it over your head. Your ratty old sports bra was the least sexy thing you could be wearing, but Eddie eyes you like you are in lacey red lingerie with his name stitched into it. You take it upon yourself to peel the sweaty bra off, luckily the only scent you smell when you lift your arms is your antiperspirant.
“You are more perfect than I imagined,” Eddie mumbles, his hands reaching out to cup your boobs. His hands still adorned with his gaudy rings. Makes the sight even more breathtaking.
You roll your eyes, not believing him, “You’ve seen me in a bathing-”
His head dips down, catching your nipple in his mouth. The action silences you and instead of continuing your nervous babbling, you moan out his name. He rolls your pebbled nipple between his teeth while hissing in satisfaction. You can not stop yourself from raking your fingers through his curls.
He pulls away from your chest, pressing a quick kiss to your other tit, “I can’t do this if you continue to give me grief.”
The dig makes you blush. You were always awful when it came to dirty talk. Making it awkward was, unfortunately, your specialty. You nod sheepishly, untangling your fingers from his deep chocolate brown hair.
“I’ll shut up.”
He shakes his head, his lips finding the spot right below your ear. You can feel the smirk on his face, "No, don’t shut up. Just keep making those other pretty sounds for me, sweetheart.”
His thumbs hook around the elastic waistband of your shorts, tugging them down. You lift your hips, using his shoulders to balance yourself. You don’t expect him to have you completely naked on your kitchen counter, but the moment your underwear peel away from your cunt, you realize that the wetness between your legs is not just sweat.
He pulls away from your neck to look at your bare body before him and the groan he lets out makes your pussy clench around nothing. His hand skips down your body, eventually groping your hips.
“Eddie,” You hum, tilting his chin up so his eyes meet yours, “I’m very naked and you are not.”
He smiles wickedly, shaking his head, “‘Cause I ain’t fuckin’ you here, sweetheart. This is just a really good place for me to get on my knees and devour you.”
You swallow hard, watching him drop to one knee, making him eye level with your glistening cunt, “And look at how beautiful and wet she is for me. This all for me, sweet girl?”
“You’re not the only one who’s been wanting this for a while,” You admit, your eyes drooping to watch his mouth move across your inner thighs. You are a bit self-conscious, not having prepared your pussy for this kind of activity, but Eddie does not seem to mind. He admires you like a piece of art at a museum.
He flicks his tongue out of his mouth, unhurriedly moving up your slit. Once he has his first taste, that smile returns, “Mmm, there’s that confession I’ve been waiting for.”
Your mind draws a blank as he dives back in, pressing his tongue between your pussy lips. He has never looked so happy doing a task in his life, his beautifully straight teeth bared as his tongue swirls around your clit. His grip only tightens on your thighs ensuring you do not move them together. He needs you nice and wide open while he tongue fucks you.
He becomes more eager with his movements the moment you try to brace yourself on the edge of the counter. His fingers hook down into your flesh, dragging you to the edge of the surface. He does not miss a beat while he suckles on your clit, wrapping his plump pink lips around it and slurping it like a straw.
The knot in your stomach is tightening as you study his actions. Somehow it is like he knows your body better than you do.
The instant he sinks his pointer and middle finger into your soaked cunt, it is game over. Your body reacts before your mind does, vibrating against his mouth and fingers. He does not slow down when you clench around him, instead, he increases his speed and ministrations.
“Jesus, fuck, Eddie,” you whimper, surrendering to the climax. You squeeze your eyes shut, letting your mouth hang ajar as random moans escape you. Your nerve endings have never felt so electrified in your life.
Once you feel a slight come down, Eddie comes back up for air. His lips are shiny with his own saliva and whatever escaped you when you came.
You drop your head back, hitting the upper cabinet.
“You didn’t even have to beg for the first one,” He grunts, getting back to his feet. He locks his arm around your knees and drags your upper half into his other arm, “But the second one, you have to ask for permission, ‘kay?”
His lips are pressed to your temple, kissing you gingerly.
“You want me to beg, Eds?”
He chuckles darkly, carrying you princess-style across the house and to the living room. He could take you to bed, but he is not sure if that feels too intimate. You just want him inside you, not caring much where he decides to do it.
You bounce on the worn-down couch as he drops you down, your bare ass immediately sticking to the leather. His discards his tank top and practically jumps on top of you, his hips resting between your legs. You greedily tug at his basketball shorts, begging to reveal the length behind the tented fabric.
“Mmm, eager, are we?”
You had seen Eddie’s ass plenty of times. His shirtless frame. But never his dick. His tight pants left little to the imagination most times. But up close, pressed against your palm, you cannot help but gasp about how big he is.
He grabs your wrist firmly, his curls dropping down his shoulders as he shakes his head, “Wanna hear you beg.”
It spills right out of your desperate mouth. “Please, Eddie.”
“Please what?”
“Let me see your cock,” Your eyes reflecting faux innocence, “Please?”
He cannot help but giggle, assisting you in getting his shorts down his tattooed legs. You had been next to him for the big one on his right thigh, an ode to his favorite Metallica album. You did not completely understand the concept, but the black ink littering his body only added to his appeal.
His cock is even better than your mind had mocked up before. Long, slightly curved to the left, and not too thick that he may split you in half.
You truly cannot fathom the fact that this is happening. He is willingly showing you his dick and smiling at you while you gawk.
He is naked above you, and God is he breathtaking. The mop of curls, the broadness of his shoulders, his very slight tummy from all the beer he drinks, the works of art littering his pale skin.
Your eyes finally make their way back up to his, only to note the serious look he’s giving you.
“What?”
His lips twitch, “Just can’t believe I finally get to do this. And that it’s real and it’s not all in my head.”
Your heart stutters.
You lick your lips, searching every crevice of your mind for a response. He realizes that you are trying to muddle up a reply and that he has broken your brain temporarily. So instead of letting you counter his statement, he captures your lips in a bruising kiss.
He wastes no time after that, grabbing his dick and pushing it between your slick folds. You groan into his mouth, your pussy still very sensitive from the first orgasm he gave you. Your hand snakes around the back of his neck, holding his face close to yours.
“Eddie-“
He pushes into you before you can say anything else, a hiss whistling between his clenched teeth.
“God damn,” He throws his head back, shaking your hand away from his neck, “You’re fuckin’ tight, princess.”
The moan that leaves your throat is a whole octave lower than your actual voice. Eddie looks down at you, the widest smile painted across his face. You feel his hips inch closer and closer to you and you realize he is not fully inside you yet.
You take a breath, trying to relax your muscles, “Please, please, please.”
He snaps his hips forward, a dark guttural chuckle taunting you. “There she is. Beggin’.”
Eddie had changed into a completely different person. Sure, he was always picking on you, but this was a stark contrast from your silly best friend. The man above you, slowly rocking his hips inside you, was feral. His confidence only burning brighter the more you whimper for him.
“Please, faster.”
The wet squelching noise that emits between your bodies is borderline embarrassing. You had never heard such a sound with any other man. Eddie loves it, though. The idea that you were just gushing for him is enough to send him into overdrive.
“Yeah? You want me to go faster,” He pushes your thighs apart, spreading you wider. He wants to look at how beautiful your pussy looks stuffed full of him. “Look at that.”
You shift yourself up on your elbows, looking down at the sight he cannot peel his eyes away from. “Jesus, I cannot believe…”
You drift off, watching Eddie slowly retreat back only to sharply snap forward. Your jaw goes slack as he drives himself into you, disappearing over and over again.
Eddie‘s eyes are now on you, watching your tits jiggle every time his cock pierces your squishy walls.
“You really needed this, huh, princess?”
You watch as he reaches down between your bodies, swiping your clit with his thumb.
Your eyes roll back, unable to hold yourself together, “I really did, oh my god.”
Your legs stiffen and Eddie’s hands loosen up, letting you squirm and adjust yourself. Your hips burn and your mind is mush. Eddie’s erratic movements against your swollen bud and his rapidly moving hips are overstimulating, you cannot help but lock your legs around him.
“Yeah, I can fucking feel you clenching around me,” He babbles, licking his lips, “You just take my cock so well, don’t you? Just fuckin’ made for me.”
He does not stop talking as you grunt your response. You have never seen the man so driven to get something done in your life. He wants to cum, but he wants to feel you fall apart on him even more. His words are just pouring out of him.
“Yeah? You want me to make you mine, huh? Gonna make this pussy somethin’ only I can have.“
Your eyes fly open in shock, his words ringing in your ears. You feel his dick twitch inside you, hitting the same perfect spot over and over again. “Please, please.”
“Fuck, say it, baby. Say that you’re mine.”
He is so desperate, his usual calm, cool, collected voice faltering.
“I’m yours, Eddie.”
His thumb presses hard down on your clit, causing your hips to shift upward. The nerve endings that were ablaze before are now imploding.
The vibration of your body catches him off guard at first, so he locks his hands on your hips. You lurch your body into a crescent shape as he continues to chase his high. A final scream rips through your body, chanting his name.
Every snap forward was another word slipping from his practically drooling mouth. He fucked his cum deep inside you, his words bouncing off the walls.
“Yes.” “The.” “Fuck.” “You.” “Are.”
Your body goes completely limp under him the moment your high dissipates. He is panting like he just ran 10 miles as he slowly drifts to his side, positioning his nude body between your body and the back couch cushions. When his cock leaves your cunt, he dribbles cum over your mound and lower tummy. You glance down at your body, completely blissed out.
You have never felt more appreciated in your life.
He lays his head right on your shoulder, fanning your sweaty body with his warm breath. He does not say anything, just settles next you, throwing his arm over your midsection.
You swallow, trying to regain your composure. You thought after doing something like this with Eddie, you would feel some guilt. Regret, maybe. But none of those emotions spring up.
You felt relaxed and at peace. Like you walked off the edge of a cliff and instead of landing on a rocky bottom, you landed on a sea of fluffy pillows. It was a relief.
Your eyes fall onto his lazily smirking face, “I did really need that.”
He hums his response at first, before clearing his throat. “Yeah, I could tell. I can read you pretty well, huh?”
That’s the understatement of the century. He can read you perfectly.
You start to reflect on every word that spilled from his lips during the entire interaction, and suddenly your stomach is in knots. You start to wonder if he really did feel those things, or if he was just lost in the moment. You almost don’t ask in fear that he will tell you something you didn’t want to hear.
“Did you mean everything you said,” You press, your hand absentmindedly tucking some of his hair behind of his ear. His fingers dance across your flesh, eventually swirling around your collarbones.
“Yeah, ‘course.”
He says it so simply. You wanted to believe it was that easy, but there is logistical things that needed to be discussed. Feelings and thoughts that needed further explanation.
Eddie can see that your mind is racing. Your expression gives you away every time. His mouth slowly opens to further elaborate on his response, but before he can get out a word, there’s a pounding at your front door.
It is so sudden and loud, you both sit up from the couch.
“Mr. Munson! You left your hose on! There’s a drought-”
You tune out the rest of the rant from your elderly neighbor because Eddie starts chuckling and rubbing his eyes. He looks down at you as the rant starts to get louder, pressing a chaste kiss on your lips before grabbing his boxers off the floor.
“You stay there, beautiful. I’ll deal with this.”
You do as he says, the bliss he left you in after the kiss enough to hold you over until he comes crawling back on top of you. He stumbles back into his boxers, going to the front door and cracking it so he can get eyes on your neighbor.
“Yeah, my fault, Mr. O’Connell. Had to comfort my lady because she cut herself on the shovel. I’ll be right out to shut off that hose and save the rainforest or whatever.”
You hear a scoff from behind the door, the older gentleman taken off guard. “Oh, so she’s your lady now?”
You can hear the smile that spreads across his face. “Always has been, sir.”
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my heart goes out to anyone who was made to feel stupid for caring too much. anyone who was laughed at or "cringed" at for being themselves. anyone who cried silently so they don't be a burden. anyone whose love was taken for granted. anyone who feels unsafe in their own bodies. to anyone who felt devastated because others failed to be humane enough. it's not you, it's them. i hope you find a way to love yourself again. you're not alone. you're important.
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POV: it’s a beautiful Saturday morning during the spring time, the trailer is silent, you are still asleep, our boy gets up and makes breakfast. Life is simple, life is good. It’s peaceful, it’s safe, everything is always going to be okay.
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You ever been tied to a bed?
Only by my depression
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Eddie loves to involve his girlfriend in his music projects in every way possible.
Songs about her and stuff like that, but the man is also a pervert so I was thinking about Eddie begging you to let him use your moans in his song
“It’s embarrassing”
“Please 🥺”
Obviously you can’t say no to those big brown eyes
But he would also use you as a cover for one of the albums but it wouldn’t be just any cover.
“Eddie I told you no”
“But it’s perfect”
“I didn’t even notice when you took it”
“All you can see is your face!”
And that’s how he ends up using a polaroid of you having an orgasm for his album cover.
I imagine it as the iconic hoodie image with Sasha Grey’s face having an orgasm😣
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Stranger Things and Dungeons & Dragons: The Rise of Hellfire #1 by Jody Houser, Eric Campbell, Diego Galindo and Diana Sousa. Cover by Magali Villanueve. Variant covers by (2) Kyle Lambert, (3) Rebeca Puebla, (4) Jeremy Wilson and (5) Nimit Malavia. Out in February 2025.
"Spell slinging, sword swinging, and the luck of the dice have shaped the lives of the Stranger Things boys well before they had real monsters to face. This exciting new D&D-focused prequel to the events of Stranger Things Season 4 features Eddie Munson's rise to defacto leader of the Hellfire Club, his recruitment of Lucas, Dustin, and Mike, and glimpses into the fantasy worlds they conquered together."
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