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🐉 A lot of figures in the Silm have weird Eldritch powers or possibly biology. Tell us about your headcanons for one.

And, also, do other characters know about the eldritchness?

man you knoooowwww you know I love spot of Eldritch Elrond. It's iconic, it slays 💅

I love Celebrian being like "This his my husband Elrond, most of the time he's an elf, and sometimes he's an earthquake that can look at things. :) "

like put that eldritch peredhel under the earth where they belong.

And not to always bring Glorfindel into everything but :)))) literally just this morning I was thinking about the Valar keep having him go do stuff for them and they're like "Here's extra ainur juice to get it done, see you in 78 years, bye bye" And Glorfindel's just like "Damn, okay." anyway my point being surely there is only so much godly power you can be gifted before you just stop being an elf. I don't know if that would make him Eldritch but that's what I've been thinking about ^^

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Elrond: we will turn this valley into a haven of peace

Eol in Ancient Doriath wellies with a shovel and a cigar that won't stay lit: THE FUCK YOU WILL

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Not gonna lie, Elrond probably has the BEST case of Dad Lore™️ that has ever existed.

Like one day Elrohir is just helping wrap bandages or some shit and offhandedly mentions a cave he found and Elrond just goes off on a mini tangent of a cave he slept in with Maedhros when he did CPR for the first time and ate an orc raw or some shit. Elrohir just looks at him like ?????? And Elrond never mentions it again.

Arwen will be talking about dwarven trade routes and he will just be like “oh I’m pretty sure that’s where I delivered that dwarven baby after we hid from goblins back in the second age” and then no one knows what’s going on.

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my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

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"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

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goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

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hades and persephone except [tells it worse than ever before/the same as every other modern adaptation]

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Sometimes I wonder how people survive without obsessively thinking about fictional realities. Could not be me. Thinking only Real Life stuff for a whole day???? I would be dead.

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This is your reminder to never shop at hobby lobby

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Sad news: Walnut the crane, famous for murdering all potential crane suitors before choosing her keeper as her mate, has died

Condolences to her widower

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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aerys and tywin after terrorizing the civilian population during blackfyre rebellion 5.0

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Watching Game of Thrones and I just realized how funny it would be to see Tywin's reaction to Jaime's choices regarding women.

Here we have Tywin whose main concern in life is the reputation and prestige of his family and he has this son who is very handsome and a literal knight in shining armor and from one of the most prestigious families in Westeros which means he probably could have been with ANY woman he wanted. He obviously couldn't marry one but he could have enjoyed the company of many, many women.

And who does he choose out of all the women he could have been intimate with??? His twin sister (?!) and 6'3'', short-haired, gender nonconforming Brienne of Tarth who isn't even seen as a 'real woman' and is known for being considered ugly and a freak by Westerosi standards.

I OBVIOUSLY don't think that there is anything wrong with being attracted to Brienne (unlike being romantically involved with your sister) because imo she is a literal goddess and beautiful inside and out BUT I think it's pretty safe to say that Tywin would NOT think that way and that, like most other men in Westeros, he would see her as a freak and not a real woman and DEFINITELY not attractive.

So, imagine Tywin's reaction to Jaime's choices. Jaime could have been with any woman he wanted and he chooses

1. his sister and

2. *The-Hound-voice* Brienne of fucking Tarth.

Jaime: I only slept with two women in my life. Cersei and Brienne of Tarth.

Tywin: