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dream of the endless headcanons, and yet again, no one has asked

he is bisexual. die mad about it.

he is also grayromantic. being an entity beyond time doesn't help his perception of falling in love

non-binary, he is an anthropomorphic personification do you think he even believes in gender?

they/he. no further explanations

he is clingy. this has been stuck in my mind for days now.

imagine him resting his head on lucienne's shoulder after a long day of dream-making

or holding hands with Death as they go on another reaping walk

or cuddling matthew, all while insulting him greatly

or literally being the little spoon with whoever you ship him with

literally the biggest ride-or-die. you hurt him, or his therapist/librarian, his immortal emotional support human, his favourite older sibling (can you hurt death?), his many birds, cats, hot ex-wife, his stuff, his favourite meadow and you'll be plagued by very very traumatic dreams

he inexplicably invented eyeliner

he eventually let gault go back into jed's dreams

ill add as inspiration strikes me, in calliope we trust

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i’m FERAL

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This is Dream of the endless

AKA Morpheus

AKA Hob Gadling's Feral Wet Cat and everyone's meow meow

The entity who looks like about to cri everytime.

Certified EMO

And Sa(n)dman

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Hob,to himself:”Come on Hob,just tell Morpheus you’re fucking gay”

Hob:”Hey Morpheus?”

Dream:”Yes?”

Hob:”You’re fucking gay”

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Dream:”The doctor said the knife missed your femoral artery”

Hob:”That’s good”

Dream:”No,Hob,you had a knife inside you.That’s the opposite of good”

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I’m just wondering if Hob scratches Dream’s chin, will Dream purrrrrrrrr

And because I’m a terrible person I want to see Hob having a dog he found in the street and followed him home after one piece of pie and DREAM BEING JEALOUS

Dream being a big cat as he is, maybe, just maybe, sometimes would hiss at the poor dog for having too much of Hob’s attention (especially when two of them snuggling in the bedroom and the dog barging in and trying to squeeze between them, Hob: awwww hello there, Dream: …

Hob: *seeing the dog flat-eared and looking at him with puppy eyes *

Hob: Dream…Have you been terrorising my dog again?

Dream:

Dream: NO

BTW It’s hilarious af to think Dream’s black coat is full of dog hair hehehe

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To the person who decided that "Right Where You Left Me" was a Hob/Dream song. Yeah you're so right but also f you for making my heart hurt.

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sandman ship names I've been collecting except, again, no one asked

gault / lucienne my beloveds -> gaulcienne, winged library

dream / hob -> dreamling, centennial boyfriends t(it's so cute)

dream / calliope -> dreamuse

dream / johanna -> morphanna

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I like how the Sandman fandom as a whole just decided that Hob hates Shakespeare bc Morpheus ditched him for twink Shakespeare one time

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the corinthian icons

like or reblog if u save ✨th

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reylos i don’t hate nor love you but i am convinced half of you project onto rey and find adam driver hot

I’M NOW STUCK WITH A JESSE EISENBERG ANDREW GARFIELD FIC AND A REYLO FIC BECAUSE BOOKTOK TOLD ME IT WAS GOOD.

BOOKTOK YOU LIED TO ME I THOUGHT THEY WERE ORIGINAL BOOKS 😭

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can’t even sell them because i’ve written in them.

nor can i bring myself to continue reading.

mars why are you such an idiot

I’M NOW STUCK WITH A JESSE EISENBERG ANDREW GARFIELD FIC AND A REYLO FIC BECAUSE BOOKTOK TOLD ME IT WAS GOOD.

BOOKTOK YOU LIED TO ME I THOUGHT THEY WERE ORIGINAL BOOKS 😭

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I’M NOW STUCK WITH A JESSE EISENBERG ANDREW GARFIELD FIC AND A REYLO FIC BECAUSE BOOKTOK TOLD ME IT WAS GOOD.

BOOKTOK YOU LIED TO ME I THOUGHT THEY WERE ORIGINAL BOOKS 😭

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My contribution :) (and they're stealing each other's clothes)

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I am a simple person. I see steddie content, I start bouncing off the walls like a psychotic animal that has just been let out of it's cage

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enfp 7w8 or esfp 7w6 in an ne-te/se-te loop who’s also really practical and has given up on life? nope, intj 1w2 with se grip!

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i disagree with the hc that eddie constantly makes fun of steve’s music taste, i actually think he’d act the opposite way

eddie KNOWS that having someone make fun of your hobbies and the things you enjoy sucks, and having someone pick on your hyper fixations can hurt you. he’s been somewhat b*llied by people at his school for his taste in music and his clothes, so why would he be like that to steve?

i personally see eddie as instead of telling steve that he thinks a certain song is shit etc, he’d compliment a song that he likes from steve’s tapes. it’d make steve feel all fuzzy and warm.

feel free to disagree but i just don’t see eddie as being like that.

p.s. i also hc eddie as enjoying all types of music, and having a really nice, calming singing voice (idk why but i imagine he sounds like charlie puth 💀). he sees music as a genuine form of art and respects all musicians, but he finds metal to be his favourite because people seem to be the most unique and themselves.