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Sonic the hedgehog headcanons?

In honor of the Hog's birthday... -Goes through shoes every two or three days.

-He's a pro at camping, he can set a campground up in ten seconds flat and knows how to identify his plants.

-Banned from at least five different trampoline parks.

-Banned from at least six different casinos.

-Eggman has tried and failed to sue him at least twice for something reguarding Eggmanland.

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concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Why I’m a firm believer in Willcare

William cares about his kids, but he still abuses them. That is the real horror of their dynamic. It’s why abuse can hurt so much, because more often than not, it’s coming from your loved ones.

I do think when writing fiction, people tend to forget how abuse can be in real life. Media often portrays it in an almost cartoon-villain and unrealistic manner. To state that William loves and cares about his children does not contradict the fact he still abuses them. That is how abusers get their victims to stay, that is why people often can’t escape abusive situations. It really bothers me when people are so against William loving his kids, when in my opinion it makes him so much more interesting. It gives him twisted humanity, and a starting point for his descent into madness.

To me, William instantly has much more depth and is a much more realistic abuser if you factor in the paternal love he has for his children. People seem to think he becomes less of a villain if he is capable of love, but I think the opposite. William is infinitely more horrifying when his abuse takes such a real form. He acts out of his own twisted version of love, and hurts his own children and children of others because “I’m doing this for your own good”.

William being capable of murdering innocent children becomes more impactful if you remember he is also a father to his own children he loves. How is a fellow father capable of taking away other peoples children? How can he not imagine how painful that is? Oh right, he doesn’t have to imagine it, because his own son dies because of his general negligence as a father. That guilt eats William alive and it festers until it turns into hatred and envy towards other parents and other children.

His murder of Charlie would make no sense if his only sole motivation was science, and nothing else. William IS a man of science, but what drives him to investigate and test and build? A fear of death, and fear of the death of his children. To give William human motives, trying to prevent death by giving spirits “life” in a new vessel, it makes him more real. And more real means more terrifying as a villain.

I think the portrayal of William being this stoic, heartless villain is more boring than the latter.

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Honestly part of the problem with this obsession with only consuming unproblematic fiction is that people are less likely to acknowledge when something is harmful. If you so much as say hey this one joke in this one episode was offensive fans will write you an essay on why it wasn’t. Because they’ve created a world view where this is basically accusing them of being a bad person who has committed an unforgivable sin.

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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you know what make springlock suit creepy? It feel like it could exist in real life to make a lower cost

Yeah, in an alternate timeline Fnaf probably has a greater focus on capitalism horror...

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Love your headcanon of william afton joined clown college

It's very him of William to go to clown college.

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dislike and discomfort are normal and healthy parts of the human experience actually

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Have you heard that springtrap officially joined dead by daylight?

Yep, I've seen compilations of his jumpscares and voice lines.

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

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