hellobecomesgoodbye

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No offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the American civil war

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can’t believe i was born a human with responsibilities instead of a cement particle in a statue of some forgotten yet heavily revered entity that ended up sunk in a river and evokes heavy but clouded emotion when it’s brought back up to the surface… feel like that would be a better match dot com for my personality

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fucks sake

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I just want to lay in your bed with my head on your chest, as we fall asleep in each other's arms.

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ALERT ALERT ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

GEORGE TAKEI IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS.

HE IS RUNNING AGAINST DEVIN NUNES, THE ASSHOLE WHO’S BEEN HOLDING UP THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION.

HE’S GOING TO UNSEAT THE FUCKER.

SULU IS GOING TO CONGRESS.

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https://instagram.com/p/BOt3L4Yj29A/

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Phase One: Strangers I meet you in the grocery store and for once I am in the right place at the right time I watch as you grab a container of Turkey Hill ice cream when Friendly’s is on sale, you smile and say “life is too short to settle” I never believed that two strangers could fall in love, but I can feel my legs shaking as we exchange phone numbersPhase Two: In Love I know how you take your coffee in the morning You pretend you don’t notice when I burn dinner and you ask for seconds And I swear to God it can’t get any better than this, it can’t get any better than thisPhase Three: Out of Love I pretend I don’t hear you wake up, you pretend that you think I’m still sleeping You stay out late drinking with your friends and I got a pizza last night because burnt food is only edible when the person you love says it is Your bags are packed and we promise that we won’t forget each other but when you smile and say “life is too short to settle” I know I never will And I swear to God it can’t get any worse than this, it can’t get any worse than thisPhase Four: Strangers I saw you parked at a red light last week and my legs didn’t tremble like when we met and it became apparent to me that we weren’t strangers We can’t be strangers after you kissed me and said we could last forever Strangers aren’t supposed to know your mother’s name or how you don’t like watermelon lollipops because they taste too much like your childhood toothpaste

love is not a cycle (via sorryish)

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*wears an oversized leather jacket and messy hair* *leans up against some walls*

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me: *opens messages* guess i’ll reply later narrator: she didnt