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After playing Cyberpunk 2077 for the first time, I became ENAMORED with the anesthetics of the game. There’s something so sexy about all the neon colors and chrome, and the cyberware implants are all designed in such an intentional, dynamic, and integrated way on the character models. I especially love the gold cyberware on my favorite chaotic king, Kerry Eurodyne.

So! I decided I wanted to make some fully functional pottery that pulled aesthetic and design inspiration from the cyberware in Cyberpunk 2077. I'm still cooking with this concept, but these are feeling like a great starting point.

Cyberware/Tableware. ceramic (porcelain). 2025.

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I wish my vocal stims were culturally referential catchphrases like northernlion, instead I just walk around my house going "yibbideee! yibbidooo! yippee!" like a fucking animal crossing villager. I can't be living this way man. I pay a mortgage.

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almost copped this

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saw on twitter, thought it’d resonate with some people here

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you have been found guilty of faking a personality disorder for online clout now before we send in the venomous and homophobic snakes would you like your final bong hit to be alaskan thunderfuck or white yoda

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"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

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completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

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oh that was great. sorry I got cum all over you, here's the shittiest towel you've ever seen in your life.

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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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