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I don't know exactly how to articulate this but... if you repeatedly show historical fiction women rejecting traditionally female skills/duties and doing swords instead, because swords is obviously the Most Important Thing, you are kind of implying that all the work that has been traditionally done by female hands for millennia was useless all along and not, you know, keeping civilization going. Because it's usually rejected not as a personal preference but as This Is The Important Stuff (male work) and That is The Dumb Useless Stuff (women's work) and that kind of bothers me. The message was supposed to be Vital But Underpaid and Underappreciated, not women's work is insignificant so let's all go do swords.

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This is cinema actually

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I feel like my computer should shout "NICE MOVE!"

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

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@unethicallypleistocene you need to see this NOW

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THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED

THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED

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Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #verivery twice a day.

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one of many (many) reasons I love Austen so much is she makes goodness and virtue seem as sexy as they actually are.

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Today alone I have recited

"Did you just sit here and say that my daughter looks miserable, so maybe we should put Kalani in her place?"

"No I never said that"

"Yes you most certainly did"

"No I didn't dingbat! LISTEN! I SAID BROOKE! IS YOUR MOTHER SPEAKING FOR YOU?"

"GET YOUR FINGER! OUTOFMYFACE!!!"

to myself at least five times.

dance moms came out over a decade ago and it’s still a beloved piece of culture, like abby lee is a very abusive person and i genuinely hope the girls are doing okay at this point, but i eat that shit up every time. like goddamn dance moms is my roman empire

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@unethicallypleistocene

i haven’t posted on here in a hot minute, so here’s some lotr puns, i feel these were long overdue!

please don’t repost anywhere without my permission, just reblog

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LMAOOOOOOOO should I put this in the lonely hearts ad I'm gong to take out in the next edition of Burke's Peerage?

dni unless you have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, all the modern languages, all while possessing a certain something in your air and manner of walking, the tone of your voice, your address and expressions-

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if you’re a baby trans and you haven’t started smoking cigarettes or vaping yet don’t. it’s actually not that hot or interesting. It will just cause you ungodly frustrations and suffering and cost you a bunch of money and be next to impossible to quit

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Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

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Fondly remembering when I was recounting North and South to Bestie Number Two and I told her “so the family moves to a mill town called Milton— HANG ON A SECOND”