Okay, so just an experiment. I want to see how many notes this pumpkin can get before Halloween. His name is Greg. Help him be famous.
(p.s a deal was made, blueberry pop tarts are on the line)
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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
THEY’RE GONNA START TO SHOUT SOON
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
OH HELL YEAH I’LL BE OUT SOON
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
IT SUCKS HE LEFT ME HEREALONE
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
HERE IN THIS TEENAGE BATTLEZONECLANG CLANG CLANG CLAAAANG
I FEEL THE PRESSURE BLOWING UPBANG BANG BANG BANG
MY BIG MISTAKE WAS SHOWING UPSPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH
I THROW SOME WATER IN MY FACE
AND I AM IN A BETTER PLACE
I GO TO OPEN UP THE DOOOOR
BUT I CAN’T HEAR KNOCKING ANYMOre
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Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that
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Marvel as vines [3/?] based on this vine
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Lavender field, Provence, France
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linguini from ratatouille is the most accurate representation of a broke millennial, like he has no idea what he wants to do with his life and has a shitty apartment and gets drunk and has intense anxiety and actually acknowledges how weird his situation is. like, he just found this rat that can cook and can somehow communicate and control his actions by pulling on his hair and that’s weird af, but fuck it he really needs this job so fine let the rat cook, he doesn’t even care how weird his life is anymore he just needs money.
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some writer snob somewhere: Do not start sentences with But or And because doing so is grammatically incorrect.
me, writing my fic: But I don’t care. And you can’t stop me.
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it’s the most wonderful time of the year…chris is back in sweaters 😫
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I have very little desire to go out anywhere ever and it’s a bit concerning to me??
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Chris Evans - The Avengers: Age of Ultron Press Conference - April 11, 2015
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