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Rings

Luisant espoir,d un jours t avoir au creux de mon cerveaux

Œil ciel contre œil mer

Vivifiante apreancion

Élégant costume

Sur l autel du ciel, nous nous appartiendrons

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my dear, my perfect darling my love, my one and only my yellow tulip. i have picked up a small case, watson.

what is it?

i’m buying you some diphylleia. something trivial, nothing to interest you. i’ll be going out to look at some flowers.

what for, holmes?

i hold you in my deepest mauve carnations. i believe i will find some clues there.

why haven’t i heard of this case?

it doesn’t exist i am lying i am making you a a mulberry i didn’t think it would interest you, watson.

hmm. well, you must tell me about it later.

i cannot you would hate me i cannot bear that a daffodil. of course.

what particularly about flowers?

shit shit shit shit a purple hyacinth. flower language.

hmm.

he knows he knows he cannot know how would he clovenlip toadflax. mm. i will see you.

don’t be late for dinner.

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No one can help

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divine transformation

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wtf is this tumblr???

When this has so much more FLAVOR:

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maarten inghels

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by @johannadc

At the Pride Festival, Sherlock Holmes runs into someone and makes a conclusion.

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DONE ::flops:: Here it is “The Hero” now to work on John and Moriarty :D

Also put it up on the Shop at “RedBubble” as a shirt/sticker/print/iphonecase 

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Waking Up Is Hard To Do

“Oh, fuck me…” Greg Lestrade groaned softly.

“That depends…” A familiar smooth, yet amused, voice spoke, “…did you mean it?”

Wrrrr!

Greg’s eyes had popped open in surprise at the voice he did not expect to hear in his flat first thing in the morning.  He immediately regretted it as a gabazillion pinpoints of searing lava found the minuscule gap between the curtains to aim directly into his retinas.

What cruel bastard turned on the sun?!

The dryness of his eyelids felt like sandpaper against the orbs as he closed them again.

Greg Lestrade angled away from the light and barely caught himself in time from falling to the floor, which admittedly would have been much worse. Still, it did nothing to stop the field of unprocessed cotton that lined his mouth, nor the entire drum section of an American college marching band that took up residence in space behind his brows.

Only then did he realize it was not from his bed he nearly fell, but a surprisingly comfortable couch.

An oxblood leather couch, he had heard about in a dinner conversation once, but had never seen in person…

…In the office of Mycroft Holmes…

…the HOME office…

Aw, shit…

“Gregory…?” the familiar voice he should not be hearing spoke again in concern.

Oh, you bastard. I bet you angled the drapes to do exactly that, didn’t you?

He slowly sat up as very hazy visions of him and Watson at more than one pub came to the surface, making him want to lie down again.

Goodness man! When is your dumb arse going to learn, your half-French blood cannot keep pace with a full Scot?

Hand shielding his eyes until he was angled away from the light, Greg carefully sat up and looked around, stunned.

I’m… I’m in Mycroft’s townhouse?

“How did I get here?"

“I’d say you walked in, but the newborn gazelle wobbling that got you from your vehicle to this room cannot be called so graceful a word as walking.” Mycroft chuckled, handing him a large glass of water and a bottle of paracetamol from the coffee table.

“Ta.” Greg reached for the medicine gratefully.

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hey, steph! hope you are doing as alright as you can be, all things considered. (i dont know which things specifically, but there are always things)

anyway! do you perhaps have a list of crack/humour fics? or fics that are not this genre, but that are still witty and get an audible giggle out of you here and there?

cos i just read 'The Tale of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes’ Horrible Kiss, an Epic Poem in 46 Stanzas' by Linpatootie, and i NEED more of shit like that

love ya!! <3

Hi Lovely!!

First the fic you recced for others:

The Tale of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes’ Horrible Kiss, an Epic Poem in 46 Stanzas by Linpatootie (G, 1,956 w., 1 Ch. || Epic Poem, Crack / Humour, Kissing) – Sherlock kisses John, but he's really, genuinely rubbish at it. John's just kind of confused, but there's really only one thing to be done, isn't there?

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Next, I do have a few lists that might please you, hopefully:

Funny, Crack and Humour Pt. 1

Funny, Crack and Humour Pt. 2 (Updated Jan 2024)

Not sure if they're what you're looking for, but I am open to y'all suggesting some more! Please let us know!

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making a collection.

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Google and YouTube require at least 10 seconds of a song to place it ...

Meanwhile in ur head, 3 seconds of vocal interlude of a song keeps playing and u KNOW u know it!!! 😭

Why is it always the orchestra music in ur head u wanna shazam?!

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Bestied so hard my representation of myself is my love for you...

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None So Blind

Completed!

None So Blind (20566 words) by elwinglyre Chapters: 10/10 Fandom: Brokeback Mountain (2005) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ennis Del Mar/Jack Twist Characters: Ennis Del Mar, Jack Twist (Brokeback Mountain), Bobby Twist Additional Tags: Blindness, Angst, Rodeo Riding, jack and ennis, Blind Character, Realistic, But love does prevail, Life sucks sometimes Series: Part 2 of Love Is Blind Series Summary: Jack and Ennis learn to live together after Jack loses his sight.

This is a sequel to Love is Blind.

I began publishing this on live journal Sept 10, 2008, and the first chapter had over 80 comments on it. I moved it to AO3 years ago, intending to finish it. More years passed, and it languished there, so I decided I needed incentive to complete it. As my only outstanding WIP, I felt I needed to do it. I asked for help. Enter fandom trumps hate. Pleased and proud to announce, it is completed!

Thank you @goddess47 who generously wanted me to finish this. To everyone who asked if I would come back to this, I did.

Chapters 1-3 Beta is by Judy Blue Cat and the remainder are done by @itsneverjustheartdisease. Thank you!

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Babe wake up! The theatrical and streaming release dates for the new Benoit Blanc film “Wake Up Dead Man” Just dropped

Link to post also another source

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100 Words: Chapter 11: Hope

When your name is Hope, people expect things out of you. Jefferson, my mother named me. Son of a man I never met. Divorced father of two kids I don’t get to see. What’s special about me is what you don’t see. Obviously, I’m clever. Dead man walking, though. A vicious motivator, you say. Just look at yourself. Nothing to live for but people dying. You don’t solve ‘em to give families closure. You do it because a murder’s the most fun you can have with that brain of yours. And you think I’m bitter? Time to choose, Mr Holmes.

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