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helloprocasting-blog
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helloprocasting-blog · 8 years ago
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I will fund you guys with my life savings if Sayuki and Karin marry each other.
Looking forward to the money then!!!
cause it’ll happen!!!!
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C-ute as Substitute Teachers
Yajima Maimi: The one that would probably do an introductory of herself. She’ll ask if any students have any questions for her. She’s usually at the teacher’s desk doing her own thing, but once in a while will make a round on the students. She’ll always have a solution to any student’s problem. For example, a student can be hungry and she’ll just pop some graham crackers out of thin air. 
Nakajima Saki: The really nice and innocent substitute. A student can tell some made-up story of themselves, and Nakky would be so interested. She walks around the class to make sure everyone is doing their work. To the students not doing their work, she won’t lecture them but talk to them nicely. She’ll end up getting on those student’s good sides and they’ll just chat the rest of the period.
Suzuki Airi: The really nice one that all the students love. She’ll play music that the student’s request. If the students asked they can eat their food, she’ll say no, but she’s probably eat her own food at the teacher’s desk. If students were being rude to her, she’ll just give them friendly sass back. Kind of like that Spondebob meme. Overall, a friendly and nice teacher. 
Okai Chisato: The substitute that makes a big impression of the students. She seems like she would be the strict kind, but 10 minutes in she’ll be telling the funniest jokes ever. If a student asked if they could go to the bathroom, she’ll give them the look. She would probably tell them to answer a hard question or act out something funny. 
Hagiwara Mai: She would literally just sit at the teacher’s desk and read a book or something that keeps her occupied which does not include interacting the students. If students get too loud, Maimai would not yell but with a tone she would tell everyone to get to work and be quiet. However, if a student asks for help, she would try her best to work out the problem even if the subject she’s teaching is not her best. 
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helloprocasting-blog · 8 years ago
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Kobushi Factory as mmorpg classes
Hirose Ayaka: Parental Guardian, high HP and tons of defense. Equip items are a giant shield and a really really big axe. You can’t really 1v1 her because she’s too tanky and you’ll be crushed. Destroys Taguchi on a daily basis.
Fujii Rio: Brawler, if you’ve ever wanted to punch someone really badly then punch that person with metal fists. Really fast due to the loss of defense, also quite annoying to deal with. You will never survive to enjoy the rest of your life.
Nomura Minami: Mage, a popular class, but she uses it cleverly. She’ll keep her distance from you in battle and in terms of a relationship because she knows you eat cup noodles at midnight. Are you ready for a spam of incoming blue blobbly stuff because I’m not.
Ogawa Rena: Rogue, slicing and dicing your ego with daggers. This is the annoying offense class that every asian pro player would pick and destroy you in a 1v1. The main counter to Taguchi, if she counters Taguchi there is no stopping her.
Hamaura Ayano: Warrior, the classic and basic class. Actually average in everything and that’s pretty cool but her Main Character™ abilities are crazy. Probably that class nobody really uses until she crushes the championship because of a 2x attack buff. The only one who wouldn’t be affected in a nerf wave.
 Taguchi Natsumi: Warlock, like a mage but less attack and a melee. Has average speed and 150% saltiness. Doesn’t help that her defense is incredibly low but not any lower than Rena’s. Takes a lot to master, but when she’s mastered, she’s the scariest thing you have ever seen. Hide your family. 
 Wada Sakurako: Cleric, all the salty gamers believe she isn’t essential but they’re damn wrong because there’s no team without a healer. The whole world should appreciate she exists like Minami does. Has high health and defense, attacking her is risking your life.
Inoue Rei: Necromancer, she is scary, she is probably overpowered, and she was barely touched by nerfs. Summons her minions into this cruel, Rena-ridden world. She also has a melee that deals severe to fatal damage. Though her health is mediocre. 
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helloprocasting-blog · 8 years ago
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELOVED ADMIN!!! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LOVE CHEESECAKES.
tysm to everyone for the birthday wishes, on here and twitter!! you’re all so kind and i’m so glad to be a part of the small, but very appreciated, idol community here!! <3 <3
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helloprocasting-blog · 8 years ago
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True of Vamp except instead of vampires they're all just regular idiots. I call it...True of Baka! TRAKA for short! XDD ((inspired by Hamachans character in jknin))
Waiiit,, so the trio that sings TOV or the whole lilium cast or like the True vampires in the series?
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C-ute as a new group (C-ute 2.0) 10 years later
Yajima Maimi: New and improved. Super buff brute. She’s also a great actor, and has participated in so many things she’s famous. Can occasionally be seen at a gym. Is enthusiastic to be back as C-ute’s leader again.
Suzuki Airi: After her solo career, she sounds like a goddess but more so. Praise her for being alive she’s surpassed every human being. Except that she’s a little calmer and has had 23333335555555555555 photobooks. Treat with care.
Nakajima Saki: Famous actor. Super famous. Famously famous. She’s still a cute and collected fish. She’s a star fish now. But after a couple dramas with Yajima, they’re closer than ever. Plus she has an instagram with her photography adventures.
Okai Chisato: LEGEND OF THE WORLD. SELLS TOP SINGLES. Surpasses Momusu on her own. She has an even better voice and she’s ready to murder every single other artist with it. But let’s face it she’s not going to be center for a single cause Airi is for life.
Hagiwara Mai: While she was gone she created a whole fashion line and now she’s world famous. Mai will actually get lines now that she’s been working hard the last 10 years. She also designs the group’s outfits, and has also protested C-ute 2.0 not be a part of UFP.
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helloprocasting-blog · 8 years ago
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This is a warning from Nori that this will be coming in probably 2days
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Evil Juice=Juice
*j=j being total villains, which I can try to make them scary for your Momusu fics anon
Miyazaki Yuka:  An amazingly intelligent individual, someone who has barely known her would say. Rather than attacking you, she’ll try to pull you on her side. Just by killing your friends to tell you she loves you. Declines most offers to be an ally. Probably the secret head of a villainous organization. Lair is somewhat gothic.
Kanazawa Tomoko: Clever with her choice of henchmen, burly men who actually have brains. She prefers to show up herself to fight, and you will be pummeled into the hospital. Has teamed up with Karin but uses her often.  Fights for money and street cred. Used to be a vigilante, but has become corrupted. Lair is a really rundown warehouse.
Miyamoto Karin: Wants her ideal world to be run by her and her cat Jasmine. She uses her feral army to harass the people of the streets to steal money. Always surrounded by mutant cats and only fights when it is needed. Is used in almost every alliance she’s in. A fun loving supervillain with a horrible sense of fun. Lair is an empty pet shelter.
Takagi Sayuki: The world will be hers and she’ll never be called monkey ever again. Of course all these villains are in rivalry with each other but she hates Yukanya a lot. She prefers her henchmen quality over quantity. She’s the villain who’s probably in love with the hero but is too embarrassed to say so. Easy to persuade onto the hero’s side. Lair is an abandoned zoo, scary as hell.
Uemura Akari: She’s insane, she’s strong, and has a love for chocolate. She’s quite extra when it comes to lairs. She has a chocolate factory in her lair. Robs almost every bank in the entire world. Likes Yukanya and wants to be her ally but has been declined 1000 times. The type to have millions of mercenaries but none of them are actually reliable. 
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helloprocasting-blog · 8 years ago
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Country Girls as Fungi
Tsugunaga Momoko: Bleeding tooth fungi, a monstrosity. But she’s really sweet so be nice please. But god those things are horrifying. 
Yamaki Risa: Turkey Tail Bracket fungi. Ugh look she’s so fashionable and modern I cannot handle her beauty. Relies on tall things and is edible.
Morito Chisaki: Earth star puffball mushroom. It’s cute, adorable, and a star. Can also grow on cow manure. 
Ozeki Mai:  Cryptococcus gattii, deadly and poisonous. Like seriously she’s deadly and you should like, stay away?? 
Funaki Musubu: Death cap mushroom. Do you see that???????? DEATH? DANGER? SMALL AND DANGEROUS.
Yanagawa Nanami: Veiled Lady mushroom cause we all know she’s getting married to Mofuo.
i’m literally researching fungi i can’t do this i’m sorry lol - admin kappa
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helloprocasting-blog · 8 years ago
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Wow,y'all aren't dead
Yeess. NOW IT IS SUMMER. I MUST NOW WORK. 
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helloprocasting-blog · 8 years ago
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ANGERME as Disney Princesses
Wada Ayaka: Rapunzel from Tangled
Nakanishi Kana: Meg from Hercules
Takeuchi Akari: Merida from Brave
Katsuta Rina: Belle from Beauty and the Beast
Murota Mizuki: Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Aikawa Maho: Jane from Tarzan
Sasaki Rikako: Anna from Frozen
Kamikokuryo Moe: Moana from Moana (lol)
Kasahara Momona: Ariel from The Little Mermaid
BONUS!  Fukuda Kanon: Cinderella from Cinderella
Tamura Meimi: Mulan from Mulan
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Juice=Juice as Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest characters
*In this case we would be using the Nohrian Royalty. Also, I shall cast the reader as Corrin/MC.
Miyazaki Yuka: Camilla, the doting, motherly sister. Known for her motherly instinct, she treats the MC as a child rather than an adult. She’s threatened death upon those who treat her siblings with disrespect. Though she’s seen to be ruthless on the battlefield. 
Kanazawa Tomoko: Xander, the loyal knight. The heir to the Nohrian throne and trains the MC. She’s a total patriot and will bring glory to her country. May seem always busy, but knows the siblings well. Will occasionally call the MC, “Little Prince/Princess.” 
Takagi Sayuki: Leo, the intelligent and hardworking mage. Devotes time to magic and strategy. She can keep a straight face in tough situations. Very respectful and is quite romantic. She’s also quite ruthless to those she has a hatred for. 
Miyamoto Karin: Elise, the childish troubadour. Innocent and totally clueless to the world. Shows affection to her siblings just as much. Generous and is loving to the MC. Knows when to change her behavior and read the situation. Kind to her enemies. 
 Uemura Akari: Azura, the noble songstress. Because of her past as a Nohrian princess, being bullied and rejected, she has fled. She developed a reserved and shy personality. Now accepted by the opposing side, they’re her family. She gets emotional sometimes but she’s nice.
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helloprocasting-blog · 8 years ago
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Nori is on Juice ban for all of May!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!
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helloprocasting-blog · 8 years ago
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I am lifting the Juice ban. Let your subjects drink their fill!
YEEEE!!!
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helloprocasting-blog · 8 years ago
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Berryz Koubou as Girlfriends
New admin here! I’ll call myself admin kappa because I love kappa airi. My blog is @helloproject-ness (selfish promotion I know lol). 
Shimizu Saki: The type of girlfriend that acts very responsible and is mature. Your parents love her so much. You do bunch of silly stuff in front of her like singing her rapping parts from LYTM. She just looks at you weirdly and gives a small laugh that basically says “what are you doing with yourself” She’s the type of girlfriend that needs her space for work, but when it does become overwhelming you are always helpful and she really appreciates it. Captain is always willing to help you with anything as well! When you’re down, she’ll probably take you out to a cafe or some place quiet where you both can talk about problems. Forehead kisses and tip toes (because Captain is short) usually right before you say goodbye to each other. 
Tsugunaga Momoko: You probably are the one to make fun of her the most, but there are those days where you just watch momochi be momochi and think “w0w momochi is the ichiban kawaii-est” You are always always at her events and concerts with like 10 pink glowsticks, fan, towel screaming out “momochi!!” the loudest. Whenever you’re upset about something, Momoko just pulls out a random “yurushite nyan” which never fails to make you laugh. When you see her with kids you give that loving gaze to her. She doesn’t show much affection in public because she takes her job extremely serious, but when you guys are alone, expect lots of giggles and laughs.
Tokunaga Chinami: A couple that likes to learn new things together. You guys probably have daily trips to aquariums and science museums. When she tells her jokes she’ll laugh the most and you’ll give her a look like “how am I dating you?” but you still smile at her because of the way she laughs. When you’re down she look at you straight in the eyes, smiles, and tells you everything will get better. Then she throws in a lame joke, and by then you’re officially done with her. 
Sudo Maasa: Expect cosplaying. If you’re a boy expect to be dressing like a girl. Maasa will kabedon your life all the time. She doesn’t smile a lot in public, but when you guys are together she’s full of smiles. You buy her lots of movies, musicals, and anime to watch together. Lots of cuddles with her. Both of you guys go on library dates to read manga together. It’s really cute like you’ll have your hand over her shoulder and she’ll be nice and snuggling with you as you both read some angst shounen manga. When you’re down, she’ll listen to whatever is bothering you with the utmost attention ever. After that she just hugs you and pats your back.
Natsuyaki Miyabi: The couple who acts the realist out of all the other members. You guys are the type of couple that would always split the bill for restaurants. You guys plan your dates with a specific schedule, however you guys are never able to follow through with it. Lots of hugging and hand-holding in public. You’ll say these cheesy pick up lines, and Miya will be like “why are you doing this to me.” When you’re down, you guys will have really deep talks while she gives you the greatest most life-saving advice ever.
Kumai Yurina: You probably met her when she was modeling. You both go shopping together frequently. She always chooses the good stuff while you choose the cheap (but useful) stuff which results into silly arguments. She likes to joke around with you, for instance one day she bought you shoe insoles so you can be as tall as her. It was funny to everyone except you. Expect piggy back rides from our gentle giant. When you’re down she’ll listen to your problems and give you solutions based on her experience. 
Sugaya Risako: The couple that share earphones while sitting next to each other in silence. She usually holds your hand under the table while sitting with other people. You always embarrass her and she’ll turn cherry read. You guys can understand each other with a few face expressions. Risako always laughs when you’re around. She showers you with gifts of food and when she’s working you’ll always be right there to give her water or whatever she wants. When you’re tired she’ll give a massage. The same goes to when she’s tired. When you’re down expect hugs. She’ll probably cry if you’re going through something really hard but she will always listen.  
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helloprocasting-blog · 8 years ago
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Juice=Juice as College Students
Miyazaki Yuka: The student who does very well in class and is involved in 100+ clubs and organizations. Can be spotted mostly at club meetings or in the library studying. Asks questions during lectures. Shows up early to class. She probably already finished her thesis too. 
Kanazawa Tomoko: The party student who is always out having a good time, although she manages to get decent grades anyway. Parties on the weekends and the weekdays. Loves karaoke and dancing, and is sort of (more than sort of lbr) a wild child. 
Takagi Sayuki: The student athlete (idk what sport but im feeling lax or track or smth yk) who practices for multiple hours each day and has a partial sports scholarship. Misses class now and then for ‘practice’ and has to ask Yuka for the notes. Rocks the varsity jacket. 
Miyamoto Karin: The high energy (but rlly nice ) sorority sister. Usual attire is an oversized t-shirt or sweatshirt with greek letters, and is usually spotted in a group talking about how excited she is for the upcoming sorority event. 
Uemura Akari: Comes to class (sometimes late) in pajamas with a cup of coffee and/or red bull (sometimes with food also) and is rarely seen taking notes. Yet she doesn’t fail @ everything. how does she do it. why cant it me be. i just need to know. 
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