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Haters: Don't bring back the, "I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I’m Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now" meme

Me: I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I’m Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now

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dang daniel (clean version)

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When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

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how do i die without telling my mom

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I’m sorry for this.

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seeing a hot guy walk by like

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it’s weird that netflix used to be about mailing DVDs back and forth so you could watch movies. that seems like something people in the 1800s would do. “Jeremiah the mail-carrier died of smallpox so I’m afraid there’ll be no Wild Hogs 2 this winter.”

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i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

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filmed my boss firing me from my sales position

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when i take a selfie

bitter, uninteresting person: what are you doing

me: gods work

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you came to the right neighborhood here take some lemonade

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