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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

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Masterlist

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From oldest to newest. 

Late Night Call*

Close to You (Smut)*

Trying Something New (Smut)*

In This Moment - One, Two

Dance For Me*

Uncovered* 

Sex Bomb (Smut)*

Better Together (Smut) - One, Two

Come Home to Me*

Turning Me On (Teasing)*

This Isn’t You (contains a fight)*

Playing Nurse (Smut)*

Try My Best*

Hickeys (Smut)*

Treat You Better*

Losing My Mind* 

Always Be The Same (Smut)*

Craving You (Smut)*

Falling To Pieces*

Bad Reputation*

One Hundred Miles Away (Daddy Shawn)*

Panic Attacks* 

Running Low (Smut)*

Promises (Smut)*

Moans (Teasing)*

Don’t Be A Fool (Smut)*

This Isn’t Love*

So Much More (Smut)*

Turning Me On (follow up + smut)

Car Sex (Smut)*

Priorities (Smut + jeep sex)*

Kids in Love (Valentine’s special)*

Tease (Smut)*

It’s Not Jealousy (can be a trigger)*

Burns*

Anchor (sexual + trigger warning)*

Save A Life*

Keep It Down (Smut)*

One Last Time (Smut)*

Headspace*

Sunday Mornings (Smut)*

L’Uomo Vouge (Smut)*

Holding You Back (Smut)*

Hold On (trigger warning)*

Good Girl (Smut)*

Broken Dreams*

Secrets*

Monsters (daddy Shawn)*

Understand*

Too Much*

Your Body Is My Wonderland (Smut)*

Realization*

Vive el Momento (Smut)*

Just Right*

Quickly (Smut)*

The Only Exception*

Bad Temper*

Issues (Smut)*

Hang on To That Feeling (Trigger warning)*

Views (Smut)*

All My Love*

Little Things*

Boys Like Him*

Harder (Smut)*

Blurred Lines (Smut)*

Act Like You Love Me:

Part One* Part Two*  Part Three*

Bring It Back:

Part One* Part Two (smut)*

First:

Part One* Part Two (Smut)*

Line blurbs:

Waking up to Shawn’s boner (smut)*

Do You Miss Her?*

I’m Sorry He Broke Your Heart 

What The Hell Are You So Scared Of?

Today Was The Happiest Day In His Life

Do You Ever Think About Marrying Me?*

You Want To Have Kids With Me?*

Not As Much As She Likes Her

We Don’t Make Each Other Happy Anymore*

I Promise You, Nothing Had Ever Happened At That Point* 

Baby Please Wake Up, You Promised You Wouldn’t Do This Again*

Bullet-points:

Dating Shawn would include* Dating Shawn would include pt. 2* Shawn dating a short girl* Shawn dating a tall girl Shower sex Bedtime (not sexual)* Hungover Shawn coming home from tour*

Shawn talk tags

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SHAWN MENDES AND ED SHEERAN DID THAT

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August 16: Andrew Gertler via his Instagram story! (¾)

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art

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You’re a liar if you say this isn’t the cutest thing you’ve ever seen

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Look at mama Mendes go! We know where Shawn DIDN’T get his moves from

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Such a beautiful family

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Blurred Lines (Smut)

MASTERLIST

A/N: Celebrating Shawn’s birthday. Feedback is always lovely. 

Word count: 4,518

Shawn and I had been living together for a little over four months now. Since Shawn agreed to letting me crash for a week while looking for something new after being kicked out of my dorm, things we didn’t count on happened between us and suddenly, we were practically roommates and enjoyed each other’s company for hours a day. 

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Boom… pregnant

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he knows exactly what he’s doing to us

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I agree with the anon when it comes to Tuchy!Shawn, My friend is like that for example, We were hanging out the other day and I put my feet up on his lap and almost instantly he starting touching my ankles, calves, shins ect. and this was all absentmindedly. I see Shawn doing the same exact thing with both friends and his s/o

yes yes yes 

Shawn is the king of casual friendly, unconscious touches. literally always touching you and running his fingers up and down your body, your arms, your back, twirling your hair. 

T O U C H I N G IS HIS KINK I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE DAY FUCKING ONE

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please please please read this

some guy just came into our house and told us that our house is illegal. we made a room for our grandma in our garage and it only has one exit and a heater in her room, so we either have to kick her out (she’s 69 and is dependent on us to live), put her in a nursing home (which we don’t have money for and would never do), or pay 10,000+ dollars to move the heater, fix the air conditioning, put in a window, and move the attic door into the hallway. we spend $350 a MONTH on food for 6 people, plus a child who is allergic to almost everything, $735 on mortage, and the rest of that goes to bills and gas. we were going to get help from the state, but my grandma’s income puts us over the limit to receive that help. we either have to fix all that stuff or get fined, and as the fines pile up, our house will be taken from us, leaving us homeless.

i need your guys’ help. if you be willing to donate to help us repair our house, PLEASE let me know. we are setting up a gofundme ASAP, or if you have a paypal that would work too. i have an autistic 21 year old sister, a disabled 12 year old sister, a disabled dad, and elderly grandma. i don’t want them to lose their house, lose all they’ve ever known. please help. 

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THIS PART MADE ME SO EMOTIONAL

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@fanfic-shiz too! I swear E.T. is my biggest nightmare (besides Nunu from the Teletabbies)

we all have that movie we saw too young and probably scarred us for life.

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