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we have GOT to go back to this

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late at night

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i only threw this party for you or whatever charlie xcx said

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Based of this tweet [x] because it just screamed Jondami

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Damian: habibi, I’m sorry I snapped at you, my clothes felt weird, the temperature was to loud, and my hair was touching me.

Jon:it’s alright, babe.

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Whiterose

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Weiss's usual response to realizing she fucked up seems to be "complete 180, course-correct as hard as humanly possible" so considering the events of Volume 9, I would not be surprised if in Volume 10 she becomes extremely attentive towards how Ruby's feeling. Possibly a bit too much. If you've ever known someone who would ask you if you're sure you're okay five times in one minute, that's pretty much what I'm imagining here

I feel like that would be played for laughs at first but after a while Ruby would end up getting frustrated by it and this might lead to an argument that results in some emotional confessions by both of them that probably wouldn't involve a love confession but could lay the groundwork for one further down the line and what do you mean this sounds like wishful thinking on my part

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another pyrrha post. i love her to pieces she was so fun

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I don’t think we as a fandom talk about how horrible the “the Rusted Knight drinks the poison in her stead” bit is for Jaune

Once he figures out he’s the Knight, he must also remember that he’s going to drink poison for Alyx at some point. He is Going to Die for her, he’s not going to be around when RWBY shows up. He was doomed the moment he grabbed the clock fruit

And then eventually acceptance, because as least his life will be worth something. At least he’ll be dying to save someone else. Because all Jaune has ever wanted is for his life to mean something

And then waking up in the Paper Pleasers village, realizing everything he knew is wrong. He doesn’t save Alyx, she poisoned him. The story was lying from the start. He doesn’t drink poison and die a hero’s death, he ruined the story so much that Alyx is the one who tries to kill him. He was a villain in her story

And worst of all, he didn’t even die

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send help...and cookies

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screenshot redraw bc i think this image is so cute

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Top Gun Silliness

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Batkids early adoption au except it all happens in the same night (also Bruce Wayne is an idiot)

Picture this:

Bruce goes to the circus. A tragedy occurs. He starts walking back to his car with a freshly orphaned Dick Grayson clinging to his neck. He gets there only to find...

The tires are gone. All but one, which is in the process of being removed by a scrawny street kid named Jason Todd. The boy runs.

Bruce panics. He obviously can't let this poor, obviously homeless kid run off to get crimed in Crime Alley. Bruce does the only thing he can think of: he throws Dick like a pokeball. It works, sort of. Dick catches the kid, the kid catches a concussion.

Bruce panics harder.

He bundles the kids into the back of his car and hops in the drivers seat. "Hospital," he says to himself, "I can do this. I'm Batman."

"What?" Dick says.

"What?" Jason says.

"What?" Bruce says.

THUMP. They're interrupted by the sound of someone landing bodily on the roof.

Bruce stumbles out of the car to find Tim Drake doing the family guy death pose on top of his $400,000 Mercedes. Above them, a broken fire escape squeaks a threat of more violence. Bruce is distracted by it for only a second, but when he looks back down, Tim is already upright and setting off a camera in his face.

"Hi, Batman!" Tim grins. "I knew it was you."

Bruce blinks away the stars with a sigh and opens the back door again. Tim scrambles off the roof and wanders in.

Bruce now has three childr- wait when did that one get here? Cassandra Cain is wedged into the middle seat between Dick and Jason. She smiles at him sweetly.

"Who-" Bruce begins.

Someone wings a brick at them out of nowhere. Tim narrowly avoids further head trauma only because Bruce's dad reflexes activate in time to bat (ha!) it away. Bruce turns to see a little blonde girl sprinting off. He moves to catch her, but steps on Jason's discarded tire iron; it flips up and nails him in the balls. Stephanie Brown gets away.

Bruce realises, while he's writhing pitifully on the ground, that the car still has no tires.

He calls Alfred for help.

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Four hours, a hospital visit, a whole lot of paperwork and one long phone call to CPS later, Bruce arrives home with four emergency foster kids in tow.

Talia Al Ghul is sitting in his living room with a baby carrier.

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I need a fic please