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here is somewhere to donate to to help Palestine during this conflict. remember to call/ email your politicians and tell them how sick you are of them using your money to fund genocide

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u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish

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i hate that troll has become a generic word for hater on the web. back in my day the only people worthy of the title were the guys managing to convince an entire forum thread that he really thought Samus Aran was a man called “Super Metroid”

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Remember The Blind Side starring Sandra Bullock? The movie showed how a kid who had an extremely rough upbringing got help from the family of a school friend, found success in football and ultimately ended up being adopted by the family. Turns out he was never adopted.

Michael Oher says that he was tricked by the Tuohy family into signing documents that made them his conservators. Since he was already 18 at the time the family told him, “that it means pretty much the exact same thing as 'adoptive parents,' but that the laws were just written in a way that took [his] age into account.”

Oher also says that papers were signed so that his story and likeness were given away for free to use in The Blind Side. He also never got a single royalty check for the hugely successful, Oscar nominated film in the 14 years since its release.

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sincerely 🩷🩷🩷

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An important message to heterosexuals, listen carefully: you do not, and I repeat do NOT, have to marry someone you actively dislike, don't enjoy spending time with and/or whose hobbies you despise. You do not have to do that!! stop doing that!!!

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Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

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dude your 3ds just bit me

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This is why it is so important to be critical and double check everything you generate using image generators and text-based AI.

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rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

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not even joking when i say that the "i have d-cups grandpa the waitress thinks you have dementia" tweet changed my life

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What a lovely little shop. Shame about the horrors.

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citationless behavior

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do you speak any languages besides english or are you boring

Fuck off I’m not boring I’m just American. You learn MY language not the other way around EEEE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Getting high at the aquarium? Cliche. Catch me zooted out of my gourd at the natural history museum. I turn a corner and see a stuffed grizzly bear and fall to my knees sobbing uncontrollably