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Sometimes I just agree with people just so they can stop talking.
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literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck
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when you’re eating dinner at a friends house and the food is gross

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Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?
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Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain
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