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Wake up babe new SFTH gif just dropped
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my favorite type of scene is when all four of them are onstage but two of them are having a conversation for the audience to hear and the other two are silently stagecrafting whatever they want.
bonus: luke playing two characters at once while the other three play ping pong in the background
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luke manning is the kind of guy who asks "is anyone going to die dramatically in sam's arms in this timeline?" and not wait for an answer
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Doctors hate this trick, but you can easily cure your child's cough following these seven easy steps!
Collect all your used tampons (be careful, because it is attracting bees)
Drink your child's cough syrup, cause that thing isn't meant for children (but you're an adult so that's fine)
Make a pentagram out of the tampons
Ask your doctor (preferably an old soul) to come over for the ritual
Put your head on your child's shoulder
Let the doctor throw the rest of the tampons on you while he's making demonic tamponic noises
Let your child cough out a moon cup
And with these easy steps your child is cured!
Totally reliable source
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average gay people interaction
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New hyper fixation unlocked: four British men who play pretend games onstage for a living
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thunderbolts tweets (dont let them get twt)
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Yelena in Thunderbolts*:

And honestly, same.
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Viv posted Lucifer’s official character playlist on bluesky and I think this is the listening experience
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game changer has jumped right past being the good american taskmaster cuz no one on taskmaster wld get alex horne a session with a kink therapist. actually taskmaster is now the lesser version of game changer season seven episode one
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I think Sam tortures his players effectively by giving them no time to prepare (hence ‘they have no idea what they’re playing today’).
He forgot what gave him his greatest advantage, and decided to give them an ENTIRE YEAR to prepare.
He was doomed from the start.
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For some reason, the line in that episode that I find absolutely the funniest is “Another point away from Vic, for robbing my home.”
Every time I see that line I burst into giggles.
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What kind of fucking cocaine do they put on Rose Tyler that if you watched seasons 1 and 2 of New Who you literally never get over her, ever? Billions of seasons upon years down the line, we'll be at Doctor 23 and I'll be 56 years old sitting in my couch going "I wish they'd bring back Rose Tyler, the Doctor deserves some more time with Rose Tyler".
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i love you happy endings i love you light at the end of the tunnel i love you hope i love you reasons to keep going i love you stories that tell you it will all be worth it in the end
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