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why the net, kaz?

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Friendly reminder that this exists

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wooaaaaaah, sorry, were we squints were we not all in agreement that Jesper Fahey has ADHD???

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i feel so smart when i’m reading. as if i’m not just rereading the same two book series over and over again because they are perfect to me

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just finshed crooked kingdom

i knew what was coming but

reading matthias's death still hurt like hell

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YOU GET TO READ SUX OF CROWS IN CLASS

LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER

just read six of crows for english class and now this assignment is asking me to list character flaws for Inej and excuse me. what flaws. Inej is perfection personified. she is the most flawless human being to ever exist, and you want me to list flaws in her character? your honor she has none. her only flaw is that she's fictional and i can't be/date her. Inej Ghafa is literally perfect and i will not hear otherwise.

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Time for the debate of the century: what music does Kaz Brekker listen to?

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I love the very different portrayal of wylan in the show versus the book. In the show wylan is like

“I’m good with bombs but like I value human life and I’m so sweet (traumatized but sweet) and innocent”

And in the book he’s like

Wylan: “Kill them”

Jesper: “they’re asleep?!”

Wylan: “wake them then💥”

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✨️Kazzle Dazzle and his Knife Wife ✨️

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Nina Zenik and Jesper Fahey turning Ketterdam to Ketterdamn ever since *insert date they came into Ketterdam*.

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Kaz brekker in the entirity of the duology:

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Reminder that Kaz made a literal 'your mom' joke while breaking Matthias out of jail

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the best shadow and bone (show) line by FAR is when Jesper and Wylan are kissing, and then Kaz side-eyes them and says “everyone’s lost their mind” like I laugh every single time. That man needs to CHILL

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Kaz: Who hurt you? Inej: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Kaz: ...Yes, actually.