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Thank you so much @dishrack-holygrail for providing this awesome sketch for the art collab! I had so much fun with the Steven Universe prompt, and am so excited with how the end result came out!

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Stolas!

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no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

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Technically my minister AU, but you can read it as just canon human!disguise experimentation :3

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Dumb sketches I made of text memes. Ignore the fact I didn't change Derek to Chaz. I was lazy.

Small Town centric memes

Tumblr is limiting my images so I'll post the original memes in a reblog. Hopefully that works!

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Helluva Boss as textposts part 57/?

[Parts 1-40] / 41 / 42 / 43 / 44 / 45 / 46 / 47 / 48 / 49 / 50 / 51 / 52 / 53 / 54 / 55 / 56 / 57

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My hot girls 😚

Sketch

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🎶💕In this world that's yearning for someone To answer the call, from out of the blue In this world, I prayed there would come one Magnificent someone, Someone like you🎶💕 Couldn't draw the girls without drawing the boys now, could I? 😘

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He finally got that burger

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Antidepressants

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WIP!!!!

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STOLITZ PROPOSAL !! 😍😍

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Listen, I'm so sorry but my Bloxxie-fied brain can only hear that, little chuckled "Oh, Sir," as flirtatious.

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I think it's highly underrated just how public of a nuisance Blitz really is. My man doesn't get into arguments in private- his ex is a massive pop star who sang about him TO HIS FACE at the hottest club in Lust, he got into a fistfight with Fizzarolli on a random street corner in Greed but THEN a few months LATER is seen attending his pageant as special security (I'm sure the gossip rags went wild), despite his numerous crimes the only time he's been caught his trial was broadcasted live, WHICH HE THEN WON. He's the first imp to own a business in Pride, and despite his shitty money handling skills he was able to keep it above ground until it was finally noticed at the end of season 2 and business picked up. He's got billboards with his face on them.

The people of Hell know Blitzo Buckzo the same fucking way we hear about every single local cryptid sighting. There's probably forums somewhere in Hell about him as a known weirdo.

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Happy WIP Wednesday to all who celebrate! Somehow, my brain has blessed me with infinite inspiration and chapter 7 of You're Perfect (And Everything in Between) is already 8k long (!!!) after a mere, like, 2 weeks of writing. (Seriously, it took me circa 2 months to reach 8k with chapter 6 😭). So here's another snippet! The silliness continues 😂

As soon as they were alone, Stolas trotted up to him, his smile bright and flushed and cute.

“Hi,” he said as he offered Blitz the box. “Um—I hope this isn’t too much. I just… The bus arrived earlier than usual today, you see, and I had to make time before your break, so I thought…”

With no clients or nosy employees in sight, Blitz pulled him down by the collar and silenced him with a kiss. He couldn’t help it; not at the sight of those adorable, red-hot cheeks, and especially not when he realized Stolas was wearing the same embroidered button down he’d been wearing when they met.

It earned him a surprised moan, and he took the chocolate box from Stolas’ hands and placed it on the counter before dragging the flustered man by the hand towards his booth.

“Ooh,” Stolas gasped as he followed, the sound hoot-like and adorable.

“Sir!” came Moxxie’s dismayed voice as they walked past his working area, “please don’t have sex in the workplace.” 

Blitz backtracked a few steps just to give Moxx the middle finger through the door. “You ain’t the boss of me, bitch!” he bellowed, and ignored the growl that followed in favor of guiding Stolas the rest of the way to his booth and putting his hands all over that delightfully tall body of his.

Giggling at his idiocy, Stolas allowed Blitz to pull him down into an open-mouthed kiss.

Just as Blitz was properly getting into it, though, Stolas drew back and straightened, putting that addictive mouth away from his reach.

At Blitz’s pout, Stolas offered a devilish smirk and raised an eyebrow at him. “Why the long face, Blitz?” he teased. “You weren’t actually thinking of having sex in the workplace, were you?”

“Pssh. Of course not!” Blitz crossed his arms defensively. “That would be highly inappropriate of me.” He raised his voice in an exaggerated way, projecting it towards the hallway and making Stolas giggle in bursts. “I would neeeeverrr… do it with the door open.” And as he lowered his voice for that last part, he kicked the door shut and pressed his back against it, bringing Stolas down to him again and urging him to crowd Blitz into another kiss.

Tagging @stolitzsings @helluvagirlboss @larryisnotagirl and @fuzzandfeathers! And anyone else who wants to participate 😍