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why would you wish lesbianism upon anyone? lesbians are a dead weight on the society. they don't contribute to humanity, they don't have kids, they are degenerate and decadent
vice president pence don’t you have something else to do
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talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver
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FINALLY
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dc cant make every character gay someone has to be straight
the heteros can keep the joker
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Probably my favourite moment of the entire Ghostbusters promotion
Cute guys on the 2nd floor: 
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Pool on the 2nd floor:
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I WAS GOING THROUGH OLD VIDEOS ON MY COMPUTER AND I FOUND THIS VIDEO OF ME, RUNNING DOWN THE STREET, IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WITH A BOX WITH SHREK’S FACE TAPED ON IT OVER MY HEAD AND MY NEIGHBOR SAW ME MY NEIGHBOR SAW ME  I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT THIS, THIS WAS IN JANUARY AND I DID THIS BECAUSE OF bramblinq 
I’M SCREAMING 
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I actually have so much love for dogs
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Prison is not a joke.
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a concept: you are in love. your wife is cooking dinner, and you’re setting up her favorite movie on the tv. your puppy is running around, and she laughs, the most beautiful sound you’ve ever heard. she cuddles into you, and she is soft ad warm, and her hands link with yours. you are happy, and content. all is well.
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My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too
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my sister’s great dane doesn’t fit into store-size doggy clothes so someone custom made flannel pj’s for her and now i’m crying
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things I will never get mad at you for:
- asking if I’m mad or upset with you - saying sorry a lot  - asking me to do something a different way for your comfort - being uncomfortable with physical contact in any way - asking me to type in a different style or not use caps - needing to take a break from talking to me so that you can recharge - asking me not to interact with a person that has hurt you before
no matter the reason (mentall illness, trauma, etc.)  and if anyone is mean to you for anything you can’t control, they aren’t worth it, trust me
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