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accidentally fumbled "whodda thunk" and "who'd've guessed" together into the beautiful new "whodda gunk"
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Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 😭
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Bace jump scare on Reddit
THIS POST IS BARELY 3 HOURS OLD
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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
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I was trying to pick him up and put him out of harms way and accidentally blinded him... whoopsie.
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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
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Peter Birkhäuser (1911–1976) - Moth, c. 1944-45
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just looked over to find my cat had somehow crawled into the sleeve of my jacket ???? fucking wheezing. the baleful worm
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