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when you read something and it’s so obviously written by ai

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happy easter^^

sorry for the blurriness omg

i dont really care for this holiday but i figured since i havent drawn much for the past couple of days, i would do something simple here

ive been on marvel rivals for a bit but i did get oyster cookie this week so i am really happy about that one

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Hello everynyan !!

There's an account actively reposting crk x reader art on TikTok! It's @rina201107 on TikTok. They don't credit any artist, and mostly of the ones they repost don't have watermark.

Pls beware :(

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burning spice cookie doodle wip

wanted to give him half a nose but literally could not figure out how to, also the amount of fucking references of my main favorite artist i had to do for this

my wrist hurts so time to rest up for the rest of the night (im sooo gonna draw later)

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silly black sapphire cookie doodle

meant to post this wayyyy earlier ngl but was too busy gaming for the whole fuckin night

this is my overdue promise for black sapphire x reader and also consistency is not my middle name jfc

also yes tf im doing that black sapphire switches which eye is visible, idc!!!

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oughhh i need to draw black sapphire x reader but i also need to do the dishes but i also need to get up from my bed

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im absolutely LIVING for all the platonic crk posts recently ouGHHHHH

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Could you pretty please do Platonic! Black Sapphire Cookie being an older brother figure to child reader????

Platonic! Black Sapphire Cookie being an older brother figure to child! reader

note -> He is one of my mains. He has his own special category in my favorite character categories: Purple. Might be OOC so sorry.

warnings -> none.

content includes -> fluff, protective older brother vibes, training, he’s a spoiled brat too.

Black Sapphire Cookie found you a bit annoying at first, but over time he starts to genuinely care about you. He is a strict but caring older brother figure. Black Sapphire Cookie doesn’t express his care for you openly but from the way he acts it is very obvious.

He is a busy man, after all he is spreading rumours and gossip to cause chaos for his master! But don’t worry since Black Sapphire Cookie would often bring you with him to teach you the ways of lying and deceit! If you are a good enough liar he would even let you make up your own rumors!

You are the only person Black Sapphire Cookie is truly truthful with. For some reason you are the only person he doesn’t see the need to lie to. Black Sapphire Cookie doesn’t know if it’s because you are just a young cookie or something else, but it bothers him a bit.

He would be the one to personally train you. While Black Sapphire Cookie isn’t too hard on you he also doesn’t go easy on you, he just simply wants you to improve.And when you do improve? He would shower you in praise and gifts.

Black Sapphire Cookie always keeps a watchful eye on you at all times. Even if he doesn’t always hover, he knows where you are, who you’re with, and whether you’re safe. If anyone tries to mess with you? They’ll regret it.

He loves it when you praise him. It is said that children are very blunt little creatures so you praising him just has to mean that he is great no? When you do praise him Black Sapphire Cookie spoils you with gifts because it boosts his ego.

Black Sapphire Cookie is unsurprisingly very protective of you. He does not take it kindly when someone insults you or tries to hurt you. No matter how much Black Sapphire Cookie tries to convince himself he doesn’t care he truly does.

He finds it amusing how you follow him around everywhere he goes. It makes him quite happy that you like him that much. After a while under his care Black Sapphire Cookie would start calling you his little sapphire, like a mini-version of him.

Black Sapphire Cookie and you would often talk like you are on television, pretending to broadcast all the nasty rumors and gossip you make. You two would also pretend you are on television when you are playing games just because it is fun.

No matter what, he always has your back. Even if he won’t say it outright, he sees you as his little sibling, and nothing in the world could ever change that.

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Guys istg IF I SEE ANOTHER X READER TURN INTO X OC IM GOING TO SCREAM 😭😭please pleaseeeeeee PLEASEEEEEEE cause wtf you mean they’re named now at chapter 30 after it’s been my name for majority of the mf book 😭it makes me upset too thag I’m black and they use things to describe the mc I THOUGHT IT WAS X READER?! Please just tag it as oc atp 😐 I’m biracial black/white but majority of the “readers” are described as white please stop 🥲 or just please tag your stuff correctly I get super excited then disappointed when Rebecca with blond flowing straight hair green/blue eyes takes my spotlight with her porcelain alabaster white skin 😭and how she can throw her hair up in a messy bun and it flows elegantly. Or how small she is how petite 😭

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could i get a platonic shadow milk cookie with kid y/n? just like including one of his stage plays, dressing reader up n such, id think that would be a little cute

cant wait to see where youd take this 🐊

Funny friends that make you laugh

title taken from Glass Animals - Youth! hoo boy, im tuckered out so if there's any typos that's why, also, Y/N's fit is a mix of the MyCookie Sweet Lies and Deceptive Whispers set :3

You were Shadow Milk Cookie's little white lie.

Dressed in milky pale robes and boots, the only splash of blue being that of your hat and broach that was a smaller replica of the older cookie's soul jam, armed with a lance that was just the same size as you.

Cute as a button, you fit the part well.

Tags: Child!Reader, Shadow Milk Cookie & Reader, Fluff, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Accidental Kid Acquisition, Platonic Relationships, Canon Divergent, Silly, Hurt/Comfort, Taking Creative Liberties, Mentioned Black Sapphire Cookie, Mentioned Candy Apple Cookie, Complicated Relationships, Shadow Milk Cookie and his innocently evil godchild friend

Your origins were never really known. One day, you just popped up in the Spire of Deceit and you had been there ever since.

In all technicalities, you were Shadow Milk's first minion, if you could even count as one.

He didn't know what to do with you back then, fresh off of corruption, high off of tapping into the darkened magic of the moon.

Oh but you were a lovely audience member who oo'ed and ahh'ed at everything he'd done, clapping happily at the sight of cookies dancing to his tune, so he let you stay.

You were Shadow Milk Cookie's little white lie.

Dressed in milky pale robes and boots, the only splash of blue being that of your hat and broach that was a smaller replica of the older cookie's soul jam, armed with a lance that was just the same size as you.

Cute as a button, you fit the part well.

So his disappearance left you wondering what role you had to play.

You didn't grow like Black Sapphire, nor were you prone to chaos like Candy Apple, the other two disciples that were left with you, running out the spire to do whatever task their master had left them to do.

At least you had the other residents to keep you company, the painters loved your paintings, the weavers wrapped you up in soft unseen sheets and the show never ended, not knowing the reason why.

Unbeknownst to you, it was a given. You were their ringleader after all.

Almost immortal, not that any would dare to see if it was a lie or not, they lived in the belly of the beast that shifts and purrs at the whims of the young cookie.

Even Candy Apple Cookie would blanch at the thought of raining her hammer down on you, why would she? You were one of the only ones who enjoyed her efforts.

Least of all, Black Sapphire Cookie, don't you know? His microphone was a gift to his master, attuned to his being and it's eyes were always watching you with a protective gaze.

You were more than what you thought you were.

It became more apparent when you woke up one night to twist the Spire here and there, you rarely change the labyrinth yourself and the residents noticed the new behavior, rumors abound already.

"Do my eyes deceive me, folks?" Black Sapphire Cookie announced to us, smile lax as always but his eyes shined with anticipation, "It looks to me as if we're preparing for guests."

"We are." You stated simply, focused on your task in raising the highest tower you could coax out of this place.

"Is Master Shadow Milk Cookie coming home?!" Candy Apple sprung up to your side, voice crackling just as she fell into excited squeals when this time, you nodded eagerly.

(And when the Beast settled into the Spire, he was welcomed first and foremost by a spectacle lead by you.

He couldn't be more proud.)

A hand ruffled into your icing messily, the familiar laughter was no longer a hollow echo through the halls but a tangible thing that rung in your ears.

"Look at you! Dough still as soft as ever, little one. Did you miss little ol me~?" The teasing made you pout but you would rather have it than nothing at all.

"Your shows are better. Are we gonna do a play?" Shadow Milk laughed, delightfully mischievous as he floated circles around you, tapping your nose.

"But of course! We've got new actors coming along. I'm calling this The Liar, The Thief and The Tower! Marvelous tower by the way, you've set the stage nicely, my deceitling! That's going to be center stage."

You beamed as the blue cookie picked you up into a twirl, giggling with the cackling master, the Spire shaking with his laughter.

(And when the Thief fell from the very tower you made, you cheered and clapped at the sight of a new friend to play with.)

Yes, Black Sapphire breaking the fourth wall is real and fun, I love him.

Also the thought of Reader being the one who made the tower Pure Vanilla fell from was too funny for me, I had to add it in.

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Maybe for a part 2 of the doughbaby!reader, Shadow milk sneaks into their room at night to hangout with them, only to leave before pure vanilla walks in.

☆ Shadows On The Walls — Shadow Milk Cookie & Child!Reader Fic ☆

Genre: Platonic, Mild Angst || they/them pronouns for reader || Manipulative Shadow Milk warning

A/N: Okay technically this is actually part 3- (previous and start fics for context)

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It was the night after your slightly discouraging art display, and you'd fallen asleep at your mini desk. The air was cool, with a slight wind blowing outside. You felt something shift, as if a weight had entered the air. Your eyes slowly blinked open, and you rubbed them with a yawn while hearing papers rustle. When your vision came in, a large shadow was standing beside your desk. Two shades of blue eyes looked down at you, and you gasped happily while sitting up "Shadow Cookie!"

"Thaaat's right!" The shadow replies, leaning forwards so he could come into view. Shadow Milk had been visiting for months now, and he noted as he saw the scattered pictures across your desk that it seemed his efforts were sucessful. He grinned widely, looking over your art in his hands "Did you make this, little puppet? I see a certain rougish devil made his appearance!". You giggled, reaching up as best you could to point to it "Yeah, yeah! But papa didn't seem to like it too much...". Your frown returned, and Shadow Milk gave a huge gasp "He didn't?! Well, the nerve! He must be blinder than I thought!". Your smile returned as you looked up at your 'imaginary' friend "Papa's just worried sometimes. But s'good that you like it!"

"Like it?! Why, little puppet, I love it! I'd hang this up in my spire" Shadow Milk declared, holding the drawing close to his chest. You got down from your chair, running over to him and grabbing his legs for a tight hug. Shadow Milk chuckled, placing a hand atop your head. "That papa of yours isn't very kind, is he?" Shadow Milk commented "How strange for a Cookie of truth to lie to his own kin!". "Lie?" You asked, pulling back with a confused expression "What do you mean?". "Oh, don't worry your poor little dough over it" Shadow Milk cooed, lifting you under your arms. He floated off of the ground, carrying you up before holding you tight to his chest.

"But- papa isn't supposed to lie" you frowned. "I know, but papa's don't always do as they're supposed to" Shadow Milk responded, a fake look of sympathy on his face. He pulled you in, nuzzling his cheek to yours "I'd never lie to you, you poor thing. We're good friends, right?". As he asked that last part, his grip on you tightened a little. You gave a nod "Yeah! Bestest friends!". Shadow Milk grinned widely, sharp teeth showing as he held you up above his head while he spun mid-air "That's right! Best as can be! And best friends always tell the truth"

You giggled at the motion, pulling yourself into his arms for a tight hug. It was refreshing to have a friend you could play with at all times, a silly jester who loves making you smile. You pulled back, chuckling with him before a knock came from your door. "Little sunflower? Are you awake" Pure Vanilla's voice called. Shadow Milk quickly placed you back down "That's my cue to exit the stage". You gave a little whine, tugging on the jester's sleeve "Do you have to?". "You know the rules" Shadow Milk replied. He watched as your head titled down, a sad pout on your face. He couldn't help but grin.

"Well, I was going to wait for a special occasion, but I suppose I can give you this now" Shadow Milk said, pulling something out. He handed you a small doll fashioned to look just like him, with big button eyes and a stitched smile. You squealed, holding it close to your chest "Thank you, Shadow Cookie! You're the best!"

"Sunflower? Who are you talking to?" Pure Vanilla called. Shadow Milk scowled, replacing it with a faux look of kindness as he leaned down to speak with you "I'll be back soon, don't worry" he said, before vanishing into the shadows. You felt your smile fall as you nuzzled into the doll he'd given you. You loved your papa, but it was disappointing how your friend always had to leave when he came by. And he said such odd things... what lies could he be talking about?

The door opened, Pure Vanilla hurriedly walking in. He waved his staff about a bit, hair a mess and breathing heavily. You walked up behind him, tugging on his robes. "Papa?" You asked, and the healer turned to you. He sighed with relief, kneeling down and wrapping an arm around you "What are you doing up so late? I thought someone had found you...". "I was jus' drawing, an' I fell asleep" you explained. Pure Vanilla pulled back, kissing your forehead "Of course, how silly of me. My little artist must have been hard at work". He lifted you up, balancing you in his arms "Come now, it's time for bed"

You let out a yawn, nuzzling into his chest. Soon enough, you were tucked into bed, Pure Vanilla making sure you were snugly covered in blankets. He'd noticed a flicker of something blue being closely squeezed in your arms. He tried to reach a hand out, but you'd turned away from him before he could see. "G'night, papa" you said. Pure Vanilla pulled back, that worried expression back on his face. "...Good night, my bluebird" he said, a little quietly.

He closed the door to your room upon exiting, that troubled expression now fully showing on his face. He could feel that presence. He kept having to look over his shoulders around the shadowy corners of his castle, fear gripping him tightly. Every inch of the hollow nooks felt like they were watching him. Waiting. Laughing.

"Elder Faerie will be here tomorrow... please, please, by all that is good, don't let my fears come true" Pure Vanilla thought to himself "You can have my kingdom, my title, my souljam.. just please.. don't take my little bluebird away from me". He began walking to his room, worriedly holding the handle of his staff. Daunting eyes watched him as he walked. "Oh, Silly Vanilly..." a voice whispered eerily in the darkness "Fighting so hard to protect his little family... pathetic". Shadow Milk morphed into the darkness, beginning his usual escape route back to the outside. Black Sapphire and Candy Apple stood in the royal garden, waiting for him.

"Count this night a success, my delightful little grubs" Shadow Milk said as he materialized. Candy Apple squealed "I knew it, I knew it! You're so strong, my lord!". Black Sapphire gave a little bow "All is in motion, just as requested". Shadow Milk grinned widely, a high giggle leaving him "Perfect, perfect! I can't wait to see their faces when it happens!". "Until then," Black Sapphire began, hopping up on his staff to float off of the ground "We have time left to plan". "Pssh, as if I need a plan" Shadow Milk said, beginning to walk away from the castle "Have faith, my minions. This isn't even the half of what's to come"

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pfp wip time

figured i should make a different pfp but man if im not gonna miss the john deacon pfp, but considering ive been doing cookie run stuff im switching over to a new pfp

did this in like 10 minutes but once i get back I'll do color n stuff

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A FAERIE'S FUNERAL

; yandere!black sapphire cookie x faerie reader

a sequel to a faerie's undoing

everyone believes you are gone, a tragic casualty whispered by black sapphire cookie himself. but in truth, you are far from lost. you are his, locked away in his lavish chamber at the spire of deceit, drowning in his suffocating devotion. no one will come looking for you. no one will save you. and as his whispered promises turn to chilling declarations, his obsession tightening like chains, you begin to wonder… was escape ever an option, or were you always meant to belong to him?

(yanderes, kidnapping, manipulation, obsession, possessive behavior, kinda suggestive?? but nothing actually happens)

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the world thought you were dead.

black sapphire cookie had ensured it. his voice, smooth as silk, had woven the tale through the airwaves. an unfortunate accident, a tragic loss. the faerie kingdom mourned, whispers of your demise echoing through the lands. no one would come looking for you now.

because you were his.

locked away within the lavish confines of his room in the spire of deceit, you had become the center of his world. gilded chains, more for show than restraint, adorned your wrists, and silken sheets cocooned you in the space he never allowed you to leave. he never let you be alone, either. if he wasn't pressed against your side, his long fingers tracing idle patterns over your skin, then he was watching, enraptured, as if afraid you might disappear should he so much as blink.

"it's so much better this way, isn't it?" he mused one evening, resting his chin against your shoulder, his breath warm against your ear. "no one to interfere. no duties to distract you. just us."

there was an unhinged delight in his voice, something sweet yet laced with a possessiveness that sent a shiver down your spine. his obsession knew no limits. every sigh you made, every flutter of your wings, every flicker of emotion across your face. he drank it all in as though it were the finest wine. 

even his master and cohort took notice. but black sapphire paid them no mind. their concerns were irrelevant. because they didn't understand. no one did. 

he needed you. 

and soon, you would need him just as much.

the candlelight flickered low, casting dancing shadows along the walls. he leaned in closer, lips ghosting over your skin, savoring the way you shivered beneath him. 

"tell me," he murmured, voice dropping into a sultry whisper, "do you still dream of escaping?" 

his fingers trailed down, slow, deliberate. a teasing chuckle left his lips, dark amusement gleaming in his singular, obsessed eye. 

"or have you finally realized..." he pressed closer, his breath hot, his presence overwhelming. "you're exactly where you were meant to be?"

you swallowed, heart hammering against your ribs, your body trapped between the silk of his sheets and the overwhelming presence of him. there was no telling how long you had been here. the days bled together, each moment a blur of his lingering touches, his whispered promises, his careful, unrelenting control. 

a part of you still clung to resistance, to the idea of freedom. but another part... a darker, quieter part of you... wondered if escaping had ever truly been an option. 

his fingers curled under your chin, tilting your face toward his. his grin widened, sharp and knowing. "you’re thinking about it, aren’t you? about how much simpler it would be to just... give in."

you didn't answer, but he could see it in your eyes. his laughter was soft, pleased, like a cat toying with its prey. 

"it’s alright, my dear," he cooed, his lips hovering just above yours. "you don’t have to fight anymore. i’ll take care of everything... after all, i’ve already taken care of your old life."

his words sent a chill down your spine. erased. he had rewritten your fate, stolen your past, and carved out a future where only he existed beside you. 

and as his lips brushed over your skin, a lingering, possessive promise, you realized, with a slow, sinking inevitability, you might not have a choice anymore.

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author's note: psst... could u tell i'm a teensy weensy bit obsessed with this... my motivation is scary sometimes. this is one of the only exceptions i make to the no series rule since it's self indulgent AND because i was inspired by this BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE by @helplessautomaton !!!! (IM STILL NOT OVER IT BY THE WAY AND I DON'T THINK I EVER WILL BE)

anywaysss it's 6am for me so that concludes my writing party for tonight! i have an interview to prepare for today and all i'm gonna be thinking about is shadow milk and black sapphire gah </3 feel free to fill up my inbox with requests and i'll read 'em all once i get the chance this evening!

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the only complaint i have is that the hair is the bitch and i keep using the wrong hair type for it, consistency is NOT my strong suit!

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i love speedrunning fanart

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Yan! Black Sapphire Cookie x Reader

based on @sociosin 's recent black sapphire fic! i genuinely loved it so much and it was an honor to draw it

edit: heres the link to the og post!

i forgot the text that was in the fic but its fine, the idea is there