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I started dating a slime girl made of cornstarch and water.

She’s such an adorable little masochist. She gets hard whenever I hit her.

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Mako. What was all that about? I mean… I'm not crazy. You felt it, right? We are Drift compatible.

Raleigh Becket & Mako Mori PACIFIC RIM│2013

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We are seeing the same playbook as Iraq and a lot of Iraqi diaspora also said the same things when it was ongoing. Regardless of how you feel about the Iranian government, do not fucking do CIA job

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porn isn't evil or misogynistic you just grew up culturally christian and are scared of sex

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those new figures are driving me insane

alt vers

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I’ll break your bones with all the love I carry

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finally some realism in video games

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🐱🐱😈😇

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very sexy image but she shouldn't use a drum magazine in these conditions or her firearm will malfunction. can you draw her with her pits out next

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One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn't the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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dogy

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Torn between the need to write hard scifi intimately grounded in reality, and the need to have the Aesthetic on point

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'the human body is perfect god doesnt make mistakes' what about wisdom teeth then. huh. gonna let those bastards grow in and fuck up your jaw for god. didnt think so