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Oooo! Jedi!Lorax/Sith!Onceler Force-powered hatesex!! Padawan!Anakin fucking Jedi Master!Lorax! You have such good ideas!!!
You know Lorax tops, this is known, don’t let that popular vid distract you from the truth. I see your interpretation, and it is valid, but imagine Jedi!Lorax redeeming Sith!Onceler through his love and superior Force powers :DDD
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Imagine if Lorax was Qui-Gon’s apprentice. He’d do so well! Lorax would master the fuck out of the living force!! He would save Quigon, can you imagine this perfect Jedi not beating some red horned dude? He would make the perfect master for Anakin, and save him from the dark side with his awesome mentoring. He and Anakin would be super close iykwim ^_~ Imagine Lorax teaching Anakin to speak to the trees, and Anakin gets distracted by the lush sexy mustache. Lorax is objectively the best Jedi.
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