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scarlet and violet is to pokemon as security breach is to fnaf

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watching dawko and fuhnaff playing secret of the mimic with only vague bad audio of the game and their reactions is like watching your sibling open a birthday present and not knowing what the present is but knowing you want it too

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hello! this is my fnaf side blog

my name is sidian or sid, and i've been into fnaf since the fnaf 2 demo at least

i use he/she pronouns

some of my favorite animatronics are shadow freddy, lolbit, and withered freddy

most of this blog will be a lot of my own posts under the tag #buff helpy, but i will also occasionally reblog art i really like

if you want to check out my main blog (which is mostly not fnaf related and spams reblogs a lot) it's @siddoesstuffig !

the dni there applies here too, but the gist is basic dni and also proshippers and whatnot

see you on the flipside ;)

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each fnaf game that vanny is neglected in an angel loses its wings

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slenderman if he were in fnaf world: find my clocks

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all the fnaf characters need therapy with old man consequences, it would fix a lot of issues

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to all the people who thought fnaf world was bad, i am truly sorry you missed out on the feelings of joy and whimsy and also the questioning of existence being futile

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for anyone who wasn't around for it, playing fnaf ar was kind of like dizzy simulator that drained your phone battery like crazy and also freddy fazbear was talking and sometimes was dressed like a maga hat wearing white cishet man on july 4th

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i can't believe on the dawko interview scott cawthon said that freddy fazbear canonically hates finding nemo

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petition for all the animatronics that hardly get recognition in canon (withered freddy, nightmare chica, yenndo) to get together and make smores and have a jolly old time

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if i were in charge of the lore i would make a little mini game where michael is transmasc and after the scooper scene he goes "well at least my top surgery is paid for" and gives a thumbs up to the screen with a half assed smile and the credits roll while the seinfeld theme plays

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women want me, sea bonnies fear me

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i'm actually what's in the fnaf 4 box, hope this helps