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Happy 4/13! It's been a while because of work and school but we both thought we should give some LORE for the big day! So why not show off the main four humans classpects? HelsKnight - Knight of Hope EX - Mage of Void Waltz (Hels Tango) - Seer of Blood Kelp (Hels Keralis) - Page of Mind The way these four come to godtier is a very crazy story that hopefully we'll get to share, and over time we'll post the trolls classpects as well, so for now i'll leave you with a teaser on one trolls classpects! Grian - Maid of Rage

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Hmm, I wonder how that date is significant?

A little doodle to celebrate the big day!! It's time to party as the meteors strike!

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==> AP: Explain Helstuck MCYT Hemospectrum

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AP: listen listen, Theres a lot of characters in helstuck that are trolls, literally all but 4 of them actually, so I figured it would be best to explain how RS and I determined the blood colors of all the mcyts (more under the cut)

AP: so for those who don’t know about homestuck, the trolls, an alien race, have a caste system determined by the color of blood. There are twelve colors in total, starting with rust and ending in fuchsia. The cooler the color, the higher in the caste system you rank.

AP: furthermore, each blood color coincides with a zodiac sign, with rust being Aries, bronze being Taurus, and so on. You may notice in Homestuck that Karkat- the character coinciding with cancer- has no shown blood color on his design. This is because he is a mutant blood, and if his blood were normal it would rank as Lime.

AP: RS and i took this concept very literally for the MCYTs- using their birthdays to determine where they would rank on the hemospectrum. If no birthday is known- we go by the birthdate of their channel.

AP: however we also took this concept one step further, and using Reddit user Paradigm7657’s concept- we extended the zodiac to fully represent a blended spectrum that varies in color by date! This means that each troll with fall under a base caste color- but may experience some traits of the adjacent color they are closer to!

AP: as a proper example, I will use troll Joehills!

AP: so all in all it’s a fairly simple system- ( and one of the predominant reasons why impulse is the ruler). It just took a good while to figure out because we have 30+ trolls in the cast! This doesn’t even INCLUDE the classpecting and extended sign categorization- (more on that later) If anyone wants a comprehensive list, perhaps I will make an accessible document of blood colors!

AP: RS also took it upon themself to make some more troll all cards, so I’ll go ahead and post those here!!

AP: Anywho, that’s enough from me today- asks are always open for any questions or comments!! :D

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[image creds to myself, RS, Paradigm7657 (Reddit), and refanstuck (tumblr)]

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We take a small break from the shenanigans currently plaguing our main lead and instead turn focus to a distant planet. These characters will all meet eventually so it’s best we save our time and begin to introduce you right away.  The king may be a patient man but you shouldn’t keep royalty waiting. 

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==> Eat the dice

Well...your dice look awfully similar to gushers, and you’ve always wondered what they might taste like, maybe a nice crunch or snap-  Augh!! no!! This is so stupid! You can’t believe you would even think about it!! Your not listening to any more stupid ideas anymore.  (Ty @dynamiteghost for giving me another excuse to do some panel edits, sadly EX is now refusing to listen to anyone, so I guess we become silent watchers!) 

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==> Examine Room

Your name is EX. Which totally stands for something EVIL and TERRIFYING. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You enjoy the popular super hero WORM MAN. You're pretty good at shooters such as the popular 1993 classic DOOM. You also have a fondness for FANTASY, which you show with multiple sets of dice you've never used.  You're currently waiting for your new game to arrive.  What will you do? 

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==> Pinned Post

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AP: Howdy! This is helstuck, a silly little homestuck x mcyt au blog run by myself (amorphousParenchyma) and roboticScientist

AP’s personal blog: @faux-parenchyma

RC’s personal blog: @mcytscienceside

AP: This au fansession incorporates all characters from hermitcraft, the life series, and empires smp, but primarily centralizes on the Hels characters as the humans!

[note: this is NOT a traditional fansession in that we are not making a full on MSPFA]

AP: We plan to post multimedia, a lot of art and writing, and asks will be open! So, yeah!

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