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lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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the haunting hour has begun!

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inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

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We need to bring back free the nipple

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin