hemaris
i ate all your bees
mar, 31, dutch, she/her
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#not voring omegaverse because im a kind and beautiful soul and i will not take your precious mpreg away from you people#VORE TYPO. i meant voting. keeping it though#anyway i don't read a lot of fic but i've never seen an auther not drop a time travel fic 2-3 chapters in so that one's gotta go 🤸
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i need to be taller or shave my head or maybe both
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what is our legacy if we cannot pass the torch? happy big shell day everyone
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as my bitch friend sasuke would say……….tch…………..pathetic
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in other news someone i really admire and used to have a not insignificant crush on came up to me, said "you look cool today" & then immediately followed it up with "you're giving off major gen z vibes"
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at a party and it's 2:30am and i promised to bere here until 5 but i suffer from a horrible devastating case of being 31 years old and wanting to take a nap
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saw a shih tzu with a BEDAZZLED eyepatch today
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hmmmm
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⸺ It's been hard, I know.
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I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life
#yakuza#50% ''the love was there it didn't change anything it didn't save anyone'' 50% ''lol fight a giant roomba :D''
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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back
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intimate fantasies about deleting whatsapp rn
#do not contact me about work in my free time do not contact me about work on my private phone do not do BOTH AT ONCE#anyway! literally can barely take this anymore ✌️ i know i only have a couple of weeks left at work & should not be a baby but ohhhhh my go
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выдыхай мою душу наружу
картинка с Кимом на значок-гробик
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curséd haircut era
#rattling @ the bars of my own sanity. GIRL JUST SHAVE IT#i know it looks the same as always but it's just. not working for me#i have a face
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sometimes i miss being monolingual a little bit. good times when i was like 10 and they were speaking english on tv and i could just be like This Does Not Affect Me 💖
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