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Bad Sex Bingo Info

Request a board here to participate! A board will be sent to your email in pdf form. The sending email will be “saltyfandomevents�� at gmail.

The subject line will be “Your BSB Board.” It may take up to 5 hours to arrive, as long as volume stays low. If you see any issues with your board (like it has someone else’s name on it or something) let us know.

FAQ (below the cut)

What is a bingo event?

You can check out the fanlore article here, but the gist of it is that you get a bingo board with 24 random prompts (we’ve got like, 51 in our list total, but we might add more) and make a fanwork for any prompt you want to cross off to try and create a line of crossed-off squares across your bingo board. The middle is a “free space” so you can do whatever you want for the overarching theme there!

Which board is which?

X-ray is the one with the x-ray of a bulb in the ass on a black background [left]. Fruity is the one with all the rotting fruit on a pink and white background [right].

Can I do one fanwork that hits multiple prompts?

I’m not a cop and there’s no points and no prize, so you can do whatever you want. If you just like rules, and want some though, how about:

Written fanworks may count for multiple prompts, but must be at least 250 words per prompt you’re crossing off.

Drawn fanworks may count for up to two prompts per sketch, three prompts per lined, and four prompts per fully rendered piece with background, but frankly I think an artist would need to be pretty creative to manage it.

Do I need to be 18 plus to participate?

I mean I’d prefer it but I’m not going to be checking your IDs. That’s going to be between you and whatever platform that you upload your work to.

Will you reblog my work related to this bingo?

Maybe! Make sure it meets all of tumblrs TOS though. Use community labels. It’s going to depend on how much work it is :) do @ us, or we definitely won’t see it.

Is there an ao3 collection I can post to?

Sure is! It’s badsexbingo

My bingo board hasn’t arrived and it’s been a whole day!

Did you put your email in correctly? If you’re not sure, try again and pay close attention. Also check your spam folder! Send us an ask or an email if you’ve double checked everything.

I don’t like one of the prompts on my board.

Oh wow, that’s rough, maybe you can work around it. OR you can request another randomly generated board and see if you like that one better.

I don’t want a new board I just want this prompt off my board.

Ugh okay, fine. Reply to the email you received your board in and explain what you want taken off and we’ll swap it with something. This may take a while because the rest of this is all automated and doesn’t require me to look at it. I haven’t even put the email on my phone.

If you have a ton of squicks around suboptimal sex though, this might not be the event for you!

What does this prompt mean?

You can interpret the prompts however you want! I’m not a cop!

I did write the prompts to be funny rather than clear, so have a look here to see what I was thinking, if you want, though. Totally optional. You can do whatever you want forever.

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On a snowy night street, the cold cuts to the bone. Hank, momentarily forgetting that Connor is an android, removes his jacket and drapes it over Connor's shoulders. It's an almost instinctive gesture—human, warm, filled with care. He doesn't even consider that Connor is indifferent to the cold; for him, it's simply a desire to protect.

Connor stands in torn clothes, having lost his signature CyberLife jacket in the chaos of apprehending the criminal. The yellow diode on his temple flickers, and a faint blue trace from a wound he forgot to heal is visible on his skin, distracted by self-analysis. He looks ahead, as if trying to understand what this gesture, this warmth, this care, means—something he didn't expect. He feels he should feel something specific, but in his programmed consciousness, everything blends into an indistinct wave.

Hank simply stands nearby; his hand on Connor's shoulder speaks more than words.

The snow falls thicker; the city around seems to disappear in this white silence.

Thank you for the inspiration @bleakbronze and @ahokaylol

Thank you for subscribing @rembrandt1956 @shw2025shw @heiko-goes-detroit

Special thanks for reblogging my previous work @heiko-goes-detroit @cyphertronix @licoriceprince @ladydrace @nadeshikoshirogi @incomprehensible-phasmid @maraschinoiserie @samishin @kissoflightning @nothinggathers @reedeemable @sweeteatercat

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(Hank lies on the floor, his chest rising and falling slowly. A glass with the remnants of whiskey sits nearby, the ice nearly melted. Connor leans over him, carefully supporting him by the neck, his grip gentle but steady.)

Connor: Lieutenant… may I ask you a question?

Hank: (laughs hoarsely, not opening his eyes) You’re going to ask anyway, Connor…

Connor: What do you feel when you drink?

(Hank blinks, frowning slightly, as though he didn’t expect the question. He sighs loudly, burying his hand in his hair.)

Hank: I feel… that for a moment, I can stop feeling. (a short pause) The emptiness becomes quieter.

Connor: (softly) But it destroys you. Alcohol is toxic, it weakens your nervous system, increases the risk of heart disease—

Hank: (gruffly) I know, Connor. (a short laugh) Thanks for the medical lecture.

(Connor doesn’t respond immediately, his hand tightening slightly around Hank. A hint of concern flickers in his gaze. Around them, there is an unusual silence. Outside the window, the city doesn’t stop—cars rush by, neon signs flash on and off, some people laugh, some argue. But here, in this corner, everything seems frozen. A quiet, suspended world, filled only with the weight of a gaze and the warmth of another’s breath. In the air, something intangible hangs, fragile, like a snowflake melting on warm skin.)

Connor: I don’t want to lose you, Lieutenant.

(Hank opens his eyes, tired, but for a moment, something warm flickers in them. He is silent, staring at Connor as if trying to understand this strange, unwelcome feeling.)

Thank you for the inspiration @hiddenbarinapocketdimension and @ratsayssqueak  @dorasmithsblog

Thank you for subscribing @pretty-angel15 @winterdol @rembrandt1956 @shw2025shw

Special thanks for reblogging my previous work @heiko-goes-detroit @untitlednovel1st @hankcon-bingo @spooks-person @kissoflightning @bleakbronze @incomprehensible-phasmid @ladydrace @nadeshikoshirogi 

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Hankcon Bingo 2024 concluding

Good time zone, everyone. I hope 2025 has been kind to y’all so far. 💙

We are already coming to the end of the catch up month for Hankcon Bingo 2024! Big thanks to everyone who has created, engaged with and boosted all the lovely Hankcon arts shared with us. It’s heartwarming to see so much love for the Bear and Bot ship 💙

Important reminders:

💙 Bingo Badges will be distributed in February. Please keep an eye on your emails.

💙 Following participant feedback, I have decided to keep the A03 collection open. So if you have a Hankcon Bingo WIP that’s not quite finished, please feel free to add it to the collection, fill in a Fill form and @hankcon-bingo on Tumblr.

💙 If you have any Hankcon work created outside the event or DBH events of your own you would like reblogged, please let me know through Asks or @ the account.

💙 Future plans: Another Hankcon Bingo at some point in 2025, with a few mini prompt fests. Still having a think of themes for the prompt fests, so any recommendations or suggestions are most welcome.

Love,

Mod Hemlock (They/Them)

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Well, dumblr doesn't want to insert the link properly, so here's the link!

I didn't think I'd be writing another fic for the @hankcon-bingo, but I just had the silliest idea! 😅

Please, enjoy the metro 😂

Prompt: Forced proximity

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my gift for @detroit-become-dyke 🥰🥰🥰 happy hankcon to you hehe i hope you like it!!! 💙💙

thanks @thebreakroomds for the event! 💙

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i love playing the uhhh android dating game

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A movie night after work ends in a nap 😴💙❤️

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Hank Anderson and Connor are coworkers who happen to be vacationing at the same time as each other, and coincidentally, to the same place. They also happen to have mutual crushes on each other that neither of them have done anything about. That is, until Cole Anderson persuades them to combine their trips to try getting them together.

Square: Square A2 - prompt: airport AU.

Rating: Gen.

Ship(s): Hank Anderson/Connor RK800.

Warnings: no warnings apply.

Additional Tags: Cole Anderson Lives, Human!Connor.

Link on AO3.

peace signs at @hankcon-bingo .

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first meteor shower 🌌

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READ ALL ABOUT IT!! Man vs Machine in epic battle to be the least normal about receiving and delivering mail! Michigan Drive residents hate them!

Chapter 4 is here! Brought to you by the absolutely ridiculous, hilarious author @sevdrag as part of our collaboration project Wait a Minute Mr. Postman for the 2024 DBH Reverse Big Bang event! @dbh-bb

WARNING: spoiler art under the cut!

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After getting married, Connor and Hank spend their honeymoon in each other's tender embrace.

Square: Square C2- prompt: Honeymoon.

Rating: Mature.

Ship(s): Hank Anderson/Connor RK800.

Warnings: Implied sex.

Additional Tags: honeymoon, fluff.

Link on AO3.

hellaur at @hankcon-bingo .

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Hank's a jaded, depressed vampire who meets a refreshingly optimistic and quippy Human!Connor. Two souls, lonely in their own ways, find comfort (and maybe more 👀) in the moments they spend together.

Square: Square A3 - Prompt: creature: vampire.

Rating: Teen.

Ship(s): Hank Anderson/Connor RK800.

Warnings: no warnings apply.

Additional Tags: vampire au, vampire!hank, human!connor, blood?

Link on AO3.

hihiiii at @hankcon-bingo .

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A lil smooch and a lil robot hand-holding to get through the day.

Square: Square B3 - Prompt: holding hands.

Rating: Gen.

Ship(s): Hank Anderson/Connor RK800.

Warnings: no warnings apply.

Additional Tags: fluff, holding hands.

Link on AO3.

goood evening at @hankcon-bingo .

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Workplace flirting and shenanigans. Between lovey-dovey Hank and Connor, and always-bickering Gavin and Nines, Captain Fowler would like to retire.

(Read each page left to right).

BINGOOOO BABY!

Square: Square C3 - Prompt: cute banter.

Rating: Teen for gavin's filthy mouth.

Ship(s): Hank Anderson/Connor RK800. background Gavin Reed/Nines RK900.

Warnings: no warnings apply.

Additional Tags: fluff, reed900.

Link on AO3.

big round of applause to @hankcon-bingo.

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how many times am i going to make them cuddle or be sleepie idk