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Is your OC LGBT?
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Finished product! I cant wait to turn this into a keychain
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Has anyone else noticed that as a society, we’re shamed for wanting to sleep? Sleeping in is bad, naps are only okay if they’re 20 minutes, you cant be tired unless you’re a <insert career/lifestyle choice here>, so on and so forth.
I mean, I think we all need to spread our blankets out, cuddle a pillow, and go to sleep. Everyone needs more of it, fuck this “it’s not productive” nonsense. It’s okay to sleep, it’s okay to want to sleep. You’re not lazy because of it.
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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im going to t ell on them
my coworkers hate my head teacher and each other and im not a catty petty individual so i cant be keeping all these secrets about how so and so is pissed off so and so doesnt clean so she’s telling me to slack on my work to make the other teacher do their share and im [ tapping my foot ] law school student being rude, deadnaming, and ordering people around unjustly? sounds like a lawyer
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i cant even make a joke about liz because liz would never deadname me. this is what these cishet bitches are taking from me.
my coworkers hate my head teacher and each other and im not a catty petty individual so i cant be keeping all these secrets about how so and so is pissed off so and so doesnt clean so she’s telling me to slack on my work to make the other teacher do their share and im [ tapping my foot ] law school student being rude, deadnaming, and ordering people around unjustly? sounds like a lawyer
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my coworkers hate my head teacher and each other and im not a catty petty individual so i cant be keeping all these secrets about how so and so is pissed off so and so doesnt clean so she’s telling me to slack on my work to make the other teacher do their share and im [ tapping my foot ] law school student being rude, deadnaming, and ordering people around unjustly? sounds like a lawyer
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i love my job i hate my coworkers
cishet women literally dont know how to talk to people or be polite. what makes you think an appropriate response to the number of pets i have be “your house must stink” your fucking pussy stinks bitch
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cishet women literally dont know how to talk to people or be polite. what makes you think an appropriate response to the number of pets i have be “your house must stink” your fucking pussy stinks bitch
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one week of mushrooms and a 3 day neglect


24 hrs
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THE OFFICIAL BARN CHORE PLAYLIST* OF CASEY WALKER.
june 23, 1985 — happy birthday casey michael walker! [template]
*best listened to through the cheapest bluetooth speaker you can find at your local walmart while working cattle.
tag list: @carrionsflower @queennymeria @risingsh0t @d-esmond @shellibisshe @unholymilf @florbelles @adelaidedrubman @shallow-gravy @blissfulalchemist @socially-awkward-skeleton @roofgeese @leviiackrman @loriane-elmuerto @inafieldofdaisies @belorage @simonxriley @imogenkol @strangefable @faarkas @delicateweaponjpg @cloudofbutterflies92 @kyberinfinitygems @poetikat @lasersinthejungle @voidika @direwombat @elligatorrex @shadowglens @chadillacboseman @teamhawkeye @moonflowcr @thedeadthree @katsigian and @raresvtm
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this fuckass heatwave wants me to write about brit experiencing hope countys fuckass heat wave
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I hate small talk can you put your cigarette out on me
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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!
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you know once you make a supplementary OC for your main OC's backstory you're doomed
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shoutout to my student who came in wearing a big bro announcement shirt and was inconsolable all day
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