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Henry|Theo - Para - Soak Up the Sun

Henry laid sleeping on the window sill of the common room, purring softly  as he felt the warm rays covering his fur. It was days like this where he loved being a cat. Basking in the sun was one of his favorite activities. Unfortunately, the only window in his room faced west, so he couldn't see the sun until evening, forcing him to emerge from his room and nap elsewhere. Most of the time, people left him alone, and it was the time of day where most students had classes, leaving him to enjoy the quiet.

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Obviously, a cat

As a cat or human?

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Oh, come on. Like it's never happened to you

I don’t need to know about your bathroom habits.

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No, I mean turning into a cat and falling in

You mean, like, when the seat is loose?

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Randomly shifting in the bathroom is terrifying

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Yep, wanna see?

You can lick yourself? Wow, that’s talent. 

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Would you prefer I crouch down and lift my rear?

Well, thats a blatant way to ask for it.

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I need sex and I need it now. Licking myself every day only gets me so far

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I swear to you, I’m not.

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You're really not doing some weird power thing?

This is just how I look!!! What do you want me to do, rip my face off? Get plastic surgery? 

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Why?

It’s a bit… difficult to concentrate like this.

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This walking around looking like me thing is getting annoying.

When are you gonna tell me what you’re doing?

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When are you going to tell me what exactly you're doing 

This is my banana, but you can lick it if you wanna.

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Bitch don’t kill my vibe.

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Which is what...

I don’t want to, they’re doing their job. 

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I found a kitty cat. It looks so happy with me.

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Um. No.

"Hi…do I know you?"