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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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нenry+ѕaмar / ιмeѕѕage
samar: clearly i love garbage people seeing i love you
samar: and the sex
samar: the sex was pretty bomb
samar: do u like boys
henry: aw i love u too
henry: yes because all the sex you don't get to have anymore is worth a lifetime of emotional turmoil ofc
henry: can you please stop asking me that
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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samar: i really loved her dude idk
samar: okay mr. 'i've never had a single relationship and believe love is sham'
samar: maybe u like boys idk u that well
henry: yeah well you loved a garbage person so
henry: only good thing to come of that was avi
henry: oh my god samar i'm going to run u over w my truck stfu
henry: leave my love life alone we r not talking about me rn
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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samar: she just had some issues..
samar: hen...have u ever had a girlfriend
samar: i cannot do that. haven't left u alone since u were 6 so
samar: i'm gonna tell him about the time when you were 7 and almost peed urself bc the power went out
samar: fits tonight.
henry: she was selfish and abandoned you and your child samar wtf WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS
henry: STOP DEFENDING HER SHE RUINED UR LIVES
henry: if you haven't left me alone since i was sick than why do u have to ask if i've ever had a girlfriend hoe
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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samar: she had a good gene pool. smart, hot, and pretty eyes. made a beautiful baby.
samar: let me check ur dating history
samar: oh wait...it's blank bc you're a lame chemistry teacher who spends his whole day grading half assed essays :) good job bro
samar: btw avi says hi
henry: she was really hot but she was also a horrible human being so it ruined the hotness
henry: you don'tknow who i date
henry: LEAVE ME ALONE
henry: tell him i love him and to protect the babysitter from his daddy :-))
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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samar: dude r u not a virgin
samar: there's no way you're not a virgin
samar: ur a virgin.
samar: my paintings are beautiful. see this is y ur a virgin and i have a beautiful son. u have bad taste.
henry: u don't need to know. leave me and my penis alone.
henry: uhhh yah and who aided in the birth of my beautiful nephew?? the fucking worst woman on planet earth.
henry: u went from the worst girl in the world to a 12 year old :-) good job
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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нenry+ѕaмar / ιмeѕѕage
samar: ...yeah you're right
samar: oh my god you need to go on a date
samar: fUCK WAIT
samar: I TEACH ART I'M NOT EVEN A REAL TEACHER DUDE
samar: NO ONE BUYS MY PAINTINGS WHY DO U THINK I WENT BACK TO GET A /TEACHING/ DEGREE
henry: leave me alone with my daddy issues and let me be a slut
henry: dont u have a babysitter to bang ??/ leave me alone
henry: yeah thats cause you suck
henry: don't b a pill, i literally have like four of your paintings in my apartment u dumb ass. i hate them. but i love u so
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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samar: i do not have daddy issues
samar: excuse you.
samar: i'm not gonna bang her for watching my kid
samar: cool it thomas payne
henry: you have mommy issues. i have the daddy issues.
henry: i mean i'm not gonna tell you how to pay her for babysitting
henry: jk
henry: IT'S THOMAS PAINE YOU IDIOT
henry: HOW ARE OYU ALLOWED TO MOLD THE MINDS OF CHILDREN
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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samar: cool ur a rich white guy who has daddy/mommy issues
samar: u should just stick to harry osborn james franco played him
samar: she's eighteen..its...not that inappropriate right...
henry: i am most of those things and so are you
henry: james franco is weird pls don't compare me to him
henry: yeah but she's a STUDENT
henry: tread lightly, dude.
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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samar: you teach chemistry hen...
samar: you're like harry osborn and i'm spiderman
samar: why would that come up in conversation
samar: 'o yah that shy girl from my art class? she's in my apartment rn watching my kid' the hell henry
henry: uhm fuck u
henry: if you're spiderman i'm tony stark
henry: oh my god u idiot i mean you could get reprimanded for innapropriate conduct
henry: jesus fucking christ
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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samar: yeah that one
samar: ok i watched you when i 12 and you turned out ok
samar: eh actually you turned out less than normal
samar: i trust her. she's sweet
henry: hey
henry: i'm cool...
henry: she is sweet but shes ur student you dumb ass
henry: just hope she doesn't tell anybody u pedo
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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samar: i shit you not the blackout happened when i pouring her wine and spilled it all over her
samar: it was dark so i got tf out of there
samar: NADINE HAS HIM HEN CALM DOWN
henry: wow what a closer 😒
henry: who the fuck is nadine
henry: do you mean nadine as in nadine in my fifth period class???
henry: samar wtf she's like twelve ??
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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henry: bro what the fuck is going on w this blackout
henry: aren't u on that date ???
henry: who has avi??
henry: SAMAR ANSWER THE GODDAMN PHONE
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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icelynnf4llon:
“…No…” Icelynn said slowly and drawn out, looking about the room. “I was supposed to meet someone here for something but I clearly have the wrong room.”
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“Oh─ a-alright. Maybe I can help you find the room you’re looking for?” he suggests, arching a brow. 
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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“Uhh.. No. It’s my lunch period and I just finished eating in Ms. Demarco’s room.. So now I’m just walking. And I mean, I don’t have another class for a little while longer.”
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“Well in that case, Mr. Callaghan, would you like to come help me move some very large desks into my classroom?”
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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samarkapoor:
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    “you’re big brother can’t wait.” he joked walking into his brother’s classroom pulling up at chair to his desk. samar watched his brother for a few seconds in silence before actually speaking, “your day been good?”
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     “samar, have like a billion pages of essay here, man,” he groans, dropping his pen onto his keyboard and rubbing his hands over his face as he tries to wake himself up a bit more. “it’s been fine. that assembly took up two of my periods so i’ve pretty much just been watching friends and grading papers all morning. how about yours? you’ve got paint on your shirt, by the way.” 
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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robbiexcallaghan:
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“It’s cool.” He shrugged, “Maybe, but a phone is definitely important. I uhh.. Anytime. You should probably be a little more careful, one wrong step and you’ll either break your phone or spill hot coffee on yourself.”
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“You’re not wrong,” Henry muses quietly as his eyes wander the empty corridor── “Are you supposed to be in class? You’re the first student I’ve seen in about twenty minutes.”
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henrykapoor-blog · 8 years
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robbiexcallaghan:
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“I’m in first form, not high school… You can curse around me.” He smiled slightly, handing over the phone. “No problem. That’s the only thing I noticed, so hopefully you didn’t drop anything else.”
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“Right. Apologies, it’s a habit,” he nods, adjusting the piping hot coffee in his hand so as not to accidentally spill it when he’s set loose again. “Oh, I’m sure I’ve got a breadcrumb trail of lost things behind me, always do. Thank you for grabbing this, though, would be a shame if I lost it with how big this place is.”
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