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...y'all my nephew's first birthday is at the end of May, do I get this for him??

idk if y'all already knew this but our beautiful boy is on sale in our merch store rn, he's usually $50 and he's currently $24.95. There's also a bundle option where you get Garyl and a copy of the Petals to the Metal graphic novel for $34.95

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i think that s3 scene where tim’s like “either kill me or fuck off” and elias is just like “ok. ok.  good talk tim let’s chat later” is really funny

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they’re literally everything to me you don’t understand

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Another recurring theme in our work

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top 5 real-life dndads stories I’ll go first

1. jimmy passing out in that burger king (EDIT IT WAS A DAIRY QUEEN OOPS) after playing video games all day (I think it was world of warcraft??) bonus to this story is the fact that freddie NEVER KNEW????

2. anthony stealing the bathrobe from that hotel and later working for the guy he took it from

3. matt’s vietnam war veteran teacher’s reaction to the massive poop in the bathroom

4. all of the anthony tattoo saga. a classic

5. will waiting YEARS to get revenge on freddie for the updog joke

what are y’all’s favourites

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Fallout starring Matt Berry as Metal Husband

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hey don’t cry. anthony burch’s gay porno just came out.

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i miss them a lot actually

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I love jmart. What do you mean the tragic hero is a hopeless romantic and the poet is a realist. Incredible im on the floor

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bonus: grantgo

mere hours before "bingo" was scheduled to shoot, brennan subbed in for grant. an american hero. (posted with both grant and brennan’s permission.)

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Vampires vs Werewolves, ft. Joe Hill, @victoriocity, Aliette de Bodard, Ben Aaronovitch, Oraine Johnson, Garth Nix, @sarah-hawley and @jonnywaistcoat prevaricating like he knows any answer will be used against him in the future.

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podcast character body pillow

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the thing they dont tell you about listening to the adventure zone for the first time is that you'll miss them for the rest of your life. taako magnus and merle will be held in your heart wherever you go. when you binge it and get caught up to the eleventh hour in 2016 and you're a sophomore in high school shoving your sweatshirt sleeve in your mouth to stop yourself from laughing you have no idea that you'll be coming up on christmas 2022 and it's been six years and a goblin that looks like common and sounds like kelsey grammer will still make you laugh. you hear "are you naming your god damn wizard taako?" and that's it for you. you're in for life.

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im omniscient / i have a voluminous head of hair / some other unbelievably reductive answer

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Congratulations to Tumblr's sexiest couple <3