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if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat

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when a series of completely unrelated people over the span of about a month intermittently say #this is just like dr crungy then i just really have to know who dr crungy is. did i reveal some truth about dr crungy. and then i fill my brain with a little bit more useless information about a show i will never watch

really love when people tag my posts with their blorbos. fascinating when certain posts get tagged with the same guy over and over again. especially when its someone ive never heard of. its beautiful to me. the rich tapestry of blogging

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really love when people tag my posts with their blorbos. fascinating when certain posts get tagged with the same guy over and over again. especially when its someone ive never heard of. its beautiful to me. the rich tapestry of blogging

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bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

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alex horne has one of the best jobs on television honestly he gets to make people do stupid tasks and hes under no obligation to be charismatic at all and he even gets to have a homoerotically submissive relationship with his cohost

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youtube voice Uh Oh we see you're using an ad blocker that's no good! we can only show you threeeeee videos before we're gonna cut you off forever and ever or at least until the next time you restart your web browser. We're kinda fucked if you decide to close mozilla firefox and then open it up again

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found an energy drink from a furry tf comic

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my dark dinner

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whatever happens now is entirely the fault of the united states and israel

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just found out about getting your dick rode all fucking night

just found out about responsibility. pretty cool. dont think theres anything else in life

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Hell yeah Thug

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The past wielders of the Blade of the Black Empire all reported that in the midst of battle, the dagger would often urge them to take off their shoes.

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just found out about responsibility. pretty cool. dont think theres anything else in life

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i prefer unpoisoned wine these days

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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.

Whaddaye say?

Sloppy Astyle??

(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..

line 1: german pervert

line 2: scottish pervert

line 3: italian pervert

line 4: average frenchman

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar