I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store
45K notes
·
View notes
sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry
110K notes
·
View notes
My old person trait is that I think a website should work in a web browser and not try to open an app
148K notes
·
View notes
why do you as a man own a laptop? to check your "e males" ? gay boy
65K notes
·
View notes
once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
720K notes
·
View notes