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louis using his one call in jail to phone his tattoo artist so he can get sick knuckle tatts while inside

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Oh

The rest of tour is getting canceled, we will be hearing it soon and it’s not because of sales it’s something else.

Since the last time I got a shady anon it turned out to be true, let’s use this one to manifest THE END✨

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10 bucks that lloyd and joshua have a drinking game of "whose boss talks more about his husband while on tour" 🤡🤡🤡🤡

I bet they take sides and argue on behalf of their bosses like...

Lloyd *slurps on a martini*: Sooo... a broken arm, huh? Twice!?

Joshua *stirring his caipirinha*: Well, I prefer a broken arm to ... I don't know... Ratarry?!

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I see this is going over so well, great job 💀 he's getting roasted everywhere.

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Hm

Louis in the UK last night - 26/03

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do you guys remember how harry would tweet happy new year every single year without fail and then he didn't in 2020 and hasn't since then and the world went to shit and has been shit since then

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"Why is Harry a bad kisser with-"

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OMG THE TL IS ON FIRE TODAY

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Louis: FAITH IN THE FUTURE

Larries:

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i low-key want lewis capaldi to publicly claim he’s dating harry just to see what jeff would do. go gaslight them girl

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Actually, I have more to say... Fuck off with the fantasy that to maintain a closet they have to do this constantly 🙄 as if they couldn't drop an article pushing whatever narrative they want and everyone would believe it.

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Gathering my thoughts after another “what in the actual fuck is this” moment

He clearly kissed people in private so how come we keep seeing him doing it publicly when he claims to want to be private- there was a van right there? Why the dancing? Why did he angle his body away? Why did he look so awkward? Why did it look like a first kiss?

Harry’s IG used to follow and at some point unfollowed so he could follow her in November- days before the O stunt ended and BEFORE was at the last LA show. That looks bad on any level (if it was real)

She was dating loads of different people over the last few months so she’s not the “mystery gf” which was from the mirror so obvs made up anyway

She went to the Pairs show and stood by O

Deuxmoi only this week brought back the 3s*’e rumour 🤮

She has a one year old and lived in NYC - can’t see H wanting to go there loads

She’s very active on SM - that seems incompatible with how he rolls

This feels like (hopefully) end of tour “I’m off for 6 weeks this will keep the fans engaged” which is a whole other conversation

Is this going to be the plan moving forward? No tour gifs and not long term intense “relationships” which are easier for him but worse for his rep and the fans? Tabloid Harry and who he seems to be in reality keep giving whiplash tho and they’ve already had a lot of backlash with straight Harry v queer baiting so that seems like a terrible idea too.

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The way I ran here when I got his tweet notification🫣

Louis via twitter (x) - 26/03/23

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also hfhdjdhfj we've literally seen actor harry passionately kiss in my policeman and this sad soggy excuse of a kiss shows how he isn't even bothered to act here

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Harry for the last three years has made me wonder how I was a fan for so long. How did this man go from being so charming, fun to watch, a breath of fresh air, wrote songs that got me through an abusive relationship, to a bad actor, cocaine side boob songwriter, painfully out of touch, weddings and convertible rides during the pandemic, stale three year tour, bad interviews, painfully human, painfully mediocre, painfully nothing

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observing Harry Styles in the 2020s has just been so