hephaestusmachina
hephaestusmachina
God of Machines
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hephaestusmachina · 5 months ago
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hephaestusmachina · 5 months ago
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sasuke: what genjutsu is this??????
king rock lee putting them 100% organic free range grass fed Hands on him:
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hephaestusmachina · 6 months ago
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People seem to think that Microsoft Excel is a flawed program
Personally, I rate it October 10th.
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hephaestusmachina · 1 year ago
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ME WHEN THE ACE OD SPADES IS ONE OF THE LUCKIEST CARDS BECAUSE IT REPRESENTS GOOD FORTUNE!!! ME WHEN IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!!!
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hephaestusmachina · 1 year ago
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we krisposting today
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hephaestusmachina · 1 year ago
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hephaestusmachina · 1 year ago
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hephaestusmachina · 2 years ago
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time loop fans when the loop slightly changes
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hephaestusmachina · 2 years ago
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time loop fans when the loop changes slightly
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hephaestusmachina · 2 years ago
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hephaestusmachina · 2 years ago
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antiques roadshow guests will really say the most chilling sentences on live television and not realize they're creating 3 sentence horror stories.
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hephaestusmachina · 2 years ago
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i rlly need a new vocabulary i cant keep saying iconic and king over and over again
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hephaestusmachina · 2 years ago
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hey full offense but the ‘use the right pronouns even if the person is horrible!’ statements arent made to coddle horrible ppl, its saying ‘dont view correct pronouns as a fucking privilege that can be taken away once people decide you’ve fucked up enough’, misgendering someone on purpose is transphobic no matter what bc it equates transphobia as a ‘punishment’ for bad people, pronouns are a part of baseline human respect, its that simple
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hephaestusmachina · 2 years ago
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some guy of all time 
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hephaestusmachina · 3 years ago
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hephaestusmachina · 3 years ago
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goofy lawyer text posts + ace attorney is a match made in heaven
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hephaestusmachina · 4 years ago
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looking through my notes app bcos sometimes i write creative ideas in there and
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what does this mean
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