✭ bi ✭ genderfluid ✭ headcanon me pronouns ✭dry skinned bad knee baddie
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hey Michiganders … ALWAYS USE CLEAR WATER BOTTLES.
apparently silverfish really like your house during the summer and they ESPECIALLY like your empty straw water bottle that you have sitting next to your bed
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diagnoses character with whatever the fuck it is that i got
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wait kids need ai to make their favorite characters talk??? they can't just do that in their heads normal style?? what happened to making your favorite characters kiss by making little videos in your head and projecting it into your psyche cinema style before bedtime
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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goodnight guiseeee its only 6:30 pm and i am NOT going to take my makeup off (i will wake up with irritated eyes and pretend to be shocked)
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My special interests are very funny to me. So we've got Naruto, rats, and uh... *holds paper closer, squinting* Mormonism.
#this but I have audhd so I go all in for a week on the most random subject and then abandon#penguins…#cookie run kingdom…#and… oh! of course. the roles of dysfunctional families
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quick show us your bedside table right now no cheating

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My late dog was in our local paper a few times so people would often stop us in public to pet her or ask for a photo to show their kids.
We never knew their names and we were often referred to as “Lola’s owners” as well because she was their friend not us

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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animalistic urge to be a mother vs. generational trauma, illness, & guilt
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Hypermobility is getting its own label and spectrum in diagnosis!! Huge dub for hyper-mobile people today :)
Also new subtypes of EDS!!
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I’m seeing scam gfm circulating once again
Friendly reminder that unfortunately there are bad people in the world so you NEED to background check gofundme stories and generally be careful with what you’re sharing/donating to
Fake Fundraiser Red Flags
You were spam tagged in the post
The account that made the post is under at least a month old
Google image search pings their pictures on other websites
The person in charge of the fundraiser won’t take “No” for an answer
The fundraiser description focuses on emotions / lacks specific details
They’re asking for cash or gift cards
They’ll only accept payment apps (Paypal, CashApp, etc.)
Unsolicited messages from unknown accounts begging for donations or shares
Generally if they don’t hit 2 or more marks on the list it should be safe to share!! Always be respectful with questions and don’t be afraid to be cautious!
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I am simply a child with a learning disability raised by a mother obsessed with perfection
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